Reviews

I visited this club after a rather long and unexpected layover at Ohare. This club is located within minutes of the terminal and well known to any cabbies. Cover was around ten dollars…

Ok, if you have a group of guys this is definitely the place. There is always someone in the group that is cheap, or broke, or just not into it, but Heaven Bodies does…

I loved this place. I think I went in not expecting much so I was extremely pleased. Here's the layout of the club. You walk in and check your coat, no biggie. Pay a $5…

To paraphrase Dickens, "You can have the best of times or the worst of times at hbs."
The club itself is rather industrial, but clean (it reeks of cleaning products) and functional. Perhaps…

This place had kind of been dull since they banded smoking in side. You have to go outside now to smoke. There are a few girls here that have been around for a…

This club is one for people who is looking for value. $1 beer with $10 cover, can't beat that.

There were about 20 dancers on Friday night. A lot of Eastern European ladies. Some girls were…

Let's face it. For whatever reason Chicago is one of the weakest cities when it comes to the arts. And, if you live on the north or northwest side, you're looking at a drive to…

I only had about 30 minutes to spend but decided to just drop in to see what it's like at night. All my previous visits here had been in the early afternoon.
Entrance fee was…

I don't know about anyone else, but this place is one of the best. Has low dance prices, more if topless, and great young international ladies that hustle nicely.
Had dances with a beautiful…

There are still a lot of dancers, beer is still very cheap. A lot of dancers are pretty good looking and dances are good value for the money (decent grind). I would only go here,…

Ugh - there is now a cash register in the downstairs VIP room. Not sure what's up with that, but you don't pay, the dancers do.

There are also usually 3 staff people in the…

First of all the drinks are very cheap, especially if you are drinking beer. The dancers are all pretty friendly and will come up and talk to you. I danced the last time there with…