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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Reviews

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published 55 yrs ago
Not for the handsy patron.
reviewed by
smokeybear

3.3

Not a place that I would recommend going to. No touching allowed during lap dances per club rules, and they watch you at all times. You are expected to keep your hands at…

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published 55 yrs ago
Blah Weekend Afternoon
reviewed by
Afrmr1954

6.0

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon (pre-Covid). It was mostly empty, maybe 5-10 patrons and 2 girls working with another just sitting at the bar. Drinks here are relatively cheap on the weekdays but not…

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published 55 yrs ago
Stay away
reviewed by
Tom9689747

5.3

Hevenlybodies is a lower end club that has a warehouse look and feeling. You cannot touch any of the women. You have to buy a minimum of 5 dances that will cost $60-$80. You cannot…

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published 55 yrs ago
Back??
reviewed by
lotush

8.0

I went to the club on a Friday evening after about a year absence and I was quite surprised. The place was packed! It was almost like the "old days" when people actually went to…

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published 55 yrs ago
Potential During Tough Times
reviewed by
Aarphotos

7.3

My first time here during pandemic times. I used to be a frequent visitor before. Stopped in after a late shift at work. My favorite seats were usually at the back stage but those seats…

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published 55 yrs ago
Nice place for the price
reviewed by
asdas32

7.7

Good club for the price. The 5 for 60 deal is honestly one of the best I've seen, semi-private room, if your handsy this definitely isn't the place for you though. Drinks are…

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published 55 yrs ago
Bouncy Visit
reviewed by
JamesHill2

7.3

When in and around Chicagoland there are few options and HB is a good choice for free food, cheap beer, super friendly staff and no mileage. Went in around 2 and saw about 6 dancers…

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published 55 yrs ago
A Joke These Days!
reviewed by
bgjnsn

3.3

Unless and until they open the downstairs VIP areas, I will not return. They now try to hustle and force customers to pay for a 6 song dance (only to receive 5 songs because of…

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published 55 yrs ago
To Hustle or Hassle?
reviewed by
JasonVoorhees

6.3

Once again, I visited Heavenly Bodies. I went on a November Saturday night. It was still early around 8pm. I stay at some of the nearby hotels and it is convenient to…

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published 55 yrs ago
Don't go
reviewed by
chayasora

4.0

I haven't been there since before covid. I remember in the past having real fun and friendly girls who seemed happy to be there. That is no more. Everything was so mechanical and they seemed…

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published 55 yrs ago
It is a BROTHEL!!! Dancers dont go! NOT SAFE!
reviewed by
columbiazgirl24

6.3

This is literally a brothel. I went in to fill out an application to dance and they brought me upstairs to this office with all these Asian people on computers and they kept asking me…

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published 55 yrs ago
Not worth it
reviewed by
Baddad22

3.7

Dancers were eh, girls all seemed like they wanted to be elsewhere. Left after 30 minutes disappointed

Girls were 5-6

Bartender with no one asking for service took 20 minutes to get me a beer.

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