Reviews

Went on a weekday afternoon a couple weeks ago. The context is Chicago, where there are no actual good clubs. That said, for Chicago, this place can be entertaining. There was one…

Stopped by last week for an afternoon visit. The number of girls was really low. Seemed like less than 10. I do not think I have ever been there when there has…

The Club Rating gets only a 7 because the girls don't show anything on stage due to local ordinances. I have been to this club before, however, this is my first time reviewing it.…

It's been a while since I have been here. I was passing through Ohare and had some time to kill before my domestic flight. The place is about the same. $10 to…

this club is located near Ohare airport, there is a $10 cover charge and majority of the girls are European. The club has three stages and there were about 4-6 girls. I only…

Overall, Heavenly Bodies is a decent, but quirky, place. I would describe it as "a good grind at a great price". The club has been around forever, and the building is just a…

Visited here while on a business trip to Chicago. Arrived Monday night and stopped by for a beer. $10 cover, $3 for a Sam Adams, not too bad. Girls ranged from 10 to 5 (only…

Was here recently after a long absence. its been about a year. Not much has changed, $10 bucks to get in which is pretty reasonable which includes food like pizza, burgers and chicken sandwiches .…

Went on Thursday afternoon about 1:45 after the main lunch hour. About 15-20 dancers were on duty. Most were very attractive, with a few that were exceptional. The dances now have much…

Just a quick point on this club. I ended up here a few times this week in the late afternoon, around 2:00pm ish. I was stopping in for the cheep beer and free…

This place is great if you like Cheap Beers.. but dances kind of suck you are in a room with 20 other guys on a chair. Dances are cheap only $10.. But if you want…

The quality of girls was quite mixed with some outstanding and some average. Stage show is bikini and less noteworthy than the free pizza. The private dances however…