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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Reviews

review
published 16 yrs ago
Been coming here for a long...
reviewed by
joser378

10.0

Been coming here for a long time. It is by far the best place to go to in the Chicago area. I prefer going during the day since it is not as busy. The girls…

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published 16 yrs ago
The club is very cheap and...
reviewed by
brad3333ley

7.3

The club is very cheap and fun to go to. The cover is $10 and the beer is usually around $1. Very friendly waitresses and good service. The club itself isn't the…

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published 16 yrs ago
I was there at tuesday afternoon...
reviewed by
sharpy676

6.7

I was there at tuesday afternoon and decided to kill time for a while. Nothing is special. Cover is 10 bucks and no good girls and very pushy ones specially the immigrant ones. Dances are…

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published 16 yrs ago
i love this place and the...
reviewed by
tuscl

6.7

i love this place and the girls working here... i make sure to stop in every time i am leaving Chicago. They should lower their beer prices though

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published 16 yrs ago
the main dance floor is nothing...
reviewed by
bobIL

5.3

the main dance floor is nothing special. the girls keep their bikinis on at all times in this area. the dances in the private area are either with or without tops. they…

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published 16 yrs ago
Back in Chicago on business and...
reviewed by
jimhalsted

6.3

Back in Chicago on business and back to HB with my buddy. Upon further review this club is not as lame as I thought. The club itself is like a garage bar with…

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published 16 yrs ago
The ladies are very hot. there...
reviewed by
toncho

7.7

The ladies are very hot. there were a few polish ladies. The dances, however, are not great because of the setup. You can go downstairs for dances at $15 nude, but the bouncer is watching…

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published 16 yrs ago
I've visited HB a few times....
reviewed by
BaldEagle9999

6.0

I've visited HB a few times. I was stunned that no dancers talked to me at all the last time I was there. The private dances are very short (about 2 minutes), but…

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published 16 yrs ago
I was near ohare earlier this...
reviewed by
flyingtom

4.3

I was near ohare earlier this week and decided to head into the old stomping grounds. Well a lot has changed, it was bad. Still quite a few eastern european dancers but very…

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published 16 yrs ago
Like a fool I occasionally wander...
reviewed by
parodyman-->

5.0

Like a fool I occasionally wander into Heavenly Bodies hoping things are going to get better. I always find the opposite to be true.

Although the price structure here is decent there is that whole "you…

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published 16 yrs ago
This place ones my favorite has...
reviewed by
sharpy676

8.3

This place ones my favorite has become an OK to me at this moment. I was there yesterday which was a Saturday twice, once at noon and later in the night. Beer price is up…

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published 17 yrs ago
This place is easy to...
reviewed by
monk

7.7

This place is easy to get to, plenty of parking, and near O'Hare airport. Also, this place has some beautiful girls, and I would say that they are friendly, but more than anything…