Reviews

Overall, Heavenly Bodies is a decent, but quirky, place. I would describe it as "a good grind at a great price". The club has been around forever, and the building is just a…

Visited here while on a business trip to Chicago. Arrived Monday night and stopped by for a beer. $10 cover, $3 for a Sam Adams, not too bad. Girls ranged from 10 to 5 (only…

Was here recently after a long absence. its been about a year. Not much has changed, $10 bucks to get in which is pretty reasonable which includes food like pizza, burgers and chicken sandwiches .…

Went on Thursday afternoon about 1:45 after the main lunch hour. About 15-20 dancers were on duty. Most were very attractive, with a few that were exceptional. The dances now have much…

Just a quick point on this club. I ended up here a few times this week in the late afternoon, around 2:00pm ish. I was stopping in for the cheep beer and free…

This place is great if you like Cheap Beers.. but dances kind of suck you are in a room with 20 other guys on a chair. Dances are cheap only $10.. But if you want…

The quality of girls was quite mixed with some outstanding and some average. Stage show is bikini and less noteworthy than the free pizza. The private dances however…

Recently on a business trip to Chicago and stopped by HB. Hadn't been in a couple of years. I think the quality of the girls has gone considerably downhill. $10 cover gets you into a…

Interesting club. Easy to get to, about 5 minutes from O'Hare. The parking lot is large, at the corner of a busy intersection, and only semi-paved. There is a $5 cover before 3PM and a…

When I arrived a group of about a dozen Honduran soccer fans were trying to get in. According to them, none had an ID which is required by everyone for entry.…

This place can be a real good stop if you are not exxpecting an unforgettable experience. No cover before 3pm, otherwise its 10 bucks. Beers are very affordably priced…

Have not been here in a while. Was early for a flight so decided to spot by. The place is still a dump. The parking lot is unpaved, and in general it…

Two trips described here. I have not gone for a while and almost did not recognize any of the dances. Tuesday afternoon at 12 Noon. About 6 dances, most young, I would give them between a…

It has been about 10 years since I last visted this place. The set up is totally different from what I remember. Paid $10 to get in and beers were $1.50 and sof drinks were…

Has been about 3 years since I went. It was a Holiday like Memorial day...a little slow at first but as evening came it became more active. I like the Lay-out...can go all the way in back…

I used to like to visit this club from time to time, but for me, it's a long drive thru a lot of traffic and I am closer to clubs in Indiana and Michigan that…

I'm not sure how many dancers were there. It seemed like more than 10 but no where near 25. I dropped in on a Wed afternoon, cover was $5 and food was free after that.…

This club is a piece of shit! The girls were not friendly, and when it was their time to dance on stage, they just walked in fucking circles! The one good thing is…

My first time here. At first I wasn't sure I was at the right place. The outside looks like it could be an abandoned building, complete with peeling and chipped paint all over…

I visited this club after a rather long and unexpected layover at Ohare. This club is located within minutes of the terminal and well known to any cabbies. Cover was around ten dollars…

Ok, if you have a group of guys this is definitely the place. There is always someone in the group that is cheap, or broke, or just not into it, but Heaven Bodies does…

I loved this place. I think I went in not expecting much so I was extremely pleased. Here's the layout of the club. You walk in and check your coat, no biggie. Pay a $5…

To paraphrase Dickens, "You can have the best of times or the worst of times at hbs." The club itself is rather industrial, but clean (it reeks of cleaning products) and functional. Perhaps…

This place had kind of been dull since they banded smoking in side. You have to go outside now to smoke. There are a few girls here that have been around for a…

This club is one for people who is looking for value. $1 beer with $10 cover, can't beat that. There were about 20 dancers on Friday night. A lot of Eastern European ladies. Some girls were…