Heavenly Bodies
Closed
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Reviews
Submit a ReviewLet's face it. For whatever reason...
Let's face it. For whatever reason Chicago is one of the weakest cities when it comes to the arts. And, if you live on the north or northwest side, you're looking at a drive to…
Cyberhog
Mar 16, 2009, 12:00 AM
I only had about 30 minutes...
I only had about 30 minutes to spend but decided to just drop in to see what it's like at night. All my previous visits here had been in the early afternoon.
Entrance fee was…
happylap
Feb 13, 2009, 12:00 AM
I don't know about anyone else,...
I don't know about anyone else, but this place is one of the best. Has low dance prices, more if topless, and great young international ladies that hustle nicely.
Had dances with a beautiful…
moadib
Feb 4, 2009, 12:00 AM
There are still a lot of...
There are still a lot of dancers, beer is still very cheap. A lot of dancers are pretty good looking and dances are good value for the money (decent grind). I would only go here,…
hroark22002
Feb 3, 2009, 12:00 AM
Ugh - there is now a...
Ugh - there is now a cash register in the downstairs VIP room. Not sure what's up with that, but you don't pay, the dancers do.
There are also usually 3 staff people in the…
lap_vp
Jan 27, 2009, 12:00 AM
First of all the drinks are...
First of all the drinks are very cheap, especially if you are drinking beer. The dancers are all pretty friendly and will come up and talk to you. I danced the last time there with…
claytonz801
Dec 24, 2008, 12:00 AM
This club has had some critical...
This club has had some critical reviews posted here. Stopped by in the early afternoon. When you first enter the club it is not very impressive with basic tables and chairs with a stage,…
baseball
Dec 18, 2008, 12:00 AM
I agree that things seem to...
I agree that things seem to have gone downhill in recent months but still the best in Chicago area from perspecive of very good looking dancers, cheap drinks and dances that are the best in…
Gold007
Dec 14, 2008, 12:00 AM
Sadly, the economy is really impacting...
Sadly, the economy is really impacting this place, and not in a good way.
Attendance is way way down, and those that do still show up are spending quite a bit less.
The dancers are…
lap_vp
Dec 8, 2008, 12:00 AM
Went to HB's for the first...
Went to HB's for the first time in years. Man this place has gone downhill. I did however have the chance to dance with a hot blonde Karissa (sp). Very sweet, beautiful, and actually has…
sfullerton
Nov 19, 2008, 12:00 AM
Been here a few times in...
Been here a few times in the afternoon. HB's is a friendly place with a variety of girls - slim to bigass. Three stages, but only one in use mid-day. Stage dances…
zeekneez
Nov 4, 2008, 12:00 AM
This is a place that I...
This is a place that I consider my fall back. I used to go a lot when Elecktra and another girl (whose name slips me) danced there. Now I just go once in…
ChosenOne
Nov 3, 2008, 12:00 AM
This was my fall back club...
This was my fall back club over the years. While not expecting a lot of mileage, I do expect some fun. Stopped by recently expecting to have a little bit of fun. Did not recognize…
hroark22002
Oct 13, 2008, 12:00 AM
Nice club, reasonable prices for dances...
Nice club, reasonable prices for dances and cover. Second shift girls, after 7, are more friendly. Girls are very cute. Ariel is very nice and gives a great dance. Beer is…
hbreg
Oct 3, 2008, 12:00 AM
HB gets a bad rap,...
HB gets a bad rap, why I have no clue. They have a great 50 dollar vip special now, and the cheapest beers in town. A ton of different girls, many of…
Kprince
Sep 24, 2008, 12:00 AM
Back to the HBs since I...
Back to the HBs since I was flying into ORD, and had to see what was happening. What is happening is that there is quite a few new girls there who I had not…
heshootsandscores
Sep 23, 2008, 12:00 AM
Had a great time here Tuesday...
Had a great time here Tuesday evening. Lots of hot chicks. All friendly and willing to show me a good time. Drinks are real cheap. Lot's of babes. Good music.…
PK3t
Sep 15, 2008, 12:00 AM
Havent been here in awhile and...
Havent been here in awhile and notcied that they have alot of new dancers here. Cover is still $10 to enter and beer is free but if you want fast service then you need…
sports_guy24
Sep 10, 2008, 12:00 AM
Been coming here for a long...
Been coming here for a long time. It is by far the best place to go to in the Chicago area. I prefer going during the day since it is not as busy. The girls…
joser378
Sep 6, 2008, 12:00 AM
The club is very cheap and...
The club is very cheap and fun to go to. The cover is $10 and the beer is usually around $1. Very friendly waitresses and good service. The club itself isn't the…
brad3333ley
Aug 16, 2008, 12:00 AM
I was there at tuesday afternoon...
I was there at tuesday afternoon and decided to kill time for a while. Nothing is special. Cover is 10 bucks and no good girls and very pushy ones specially the immigrant ones. Dances are…
sharpy676
Aug 11, 2008, 12:00 AM
i love this place and the...
i love this place and the girls working here... i make sure to stop in every time i am leaving Chicago. They should lower their beer prices though
tuscl
Aug 11, 2008, 12:00 AM
the main dance floor is nothing...
the main dance floor is nothing special. the girls keep their bikinis on at all times in this area. the dances in the private area are either with or without tops. they…
bobIL
Aug 9, 2008, 12:00 AM
Back in Chicago on business and...
Back in Chicago on business and back to HB with my buddy. Upon further review this club is not as lame as I thought. The club itself is like a garage bar with…
jimhalsted
Aug 3, 2008, 12:00 AM
The ladies are very hot. there...
The ladies are very hot. there were a few polish ladies. The dances, however, are not great because of the setup. You can go downstairs for dances at $15 nude, but the bouncer is watching…
toncho
Jul 29, 2008, 12:00 AM


