Reviews

I don't usually go in the evenings but I found myself in the club last week about 8 PM. I found in general the evening dancers are a step up from the afternoon group, although…

This has always been a place I keep coming back too. Looks horrible from the outside but it gets better inside. The parking lot is a decent size and well lit. <br> <br> After paying my 10…

I wanted to check out HBs because of recommendation from my friend. Went on thursday evening, the place wasnt very crowded and there were some decent number of girls on the floor. The overall girl…

I visited on a Friday around lunch time. There were quite a few ladies dancing but I didn't count them. Most were fairly attractive (5+) and a few very pretty (8-9). The…

I went to heavenly bodies on a Tuesday night. The outside of the club looks like an old factory. Plenty of parking spaces, well let, looks safe. The cover is around $10 I think but…

Second visit within last 2 weeks early evening/late afternoon, respectively. i like the fact tt they consider their "LUNCH SPECIAL" to go until 3:00 p.m. At $5 admission, and FREE Food items on the menu;…

After much cajoling and a failed attempt to go to Blackjacks, hit up the old HBs for some Monday night shenanigans with my drinking buddies. No changes in the club to report. A round of…

Went in last week and wanted to use the C/R but it was closed! Maybe they were cleaning out the rooms up there as a few had a bit of an odor last time I…

I love coming here, cheap drinks (1.50) beers, scantily clad women. I usually get 2-3 single dances, as u dont see any skin on stage, but u see nips in the dances. After I scope…

Cheap drinks, free food, decent looking women. Not bad right? Well the drinks are certainly cheap, $1.50 beers depending on what you get. I would stay away from the free food such…

I noticed there were a lot of new dancers from my last visit, and they were definitely an improvement. Lots of the more frumpy girls who were an unfortunately large percentage of the afternoon crew…

Found myself in Chicago for the day. Last time I was in town had very mixed results here at night. As this place was close by and open for lunch, I thought I'd give…