Heavenly Bodies
Closed
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Reviews
Submit a ReviewSwung by around 4pm to a...
Swung by around 4pm to a pretty slow afternoon. The club doesn't look like much from the outside, but I was pleasantly surprised once I was inside. The girls were mostly 7-10s. $1.50 domestics! The…
Gordogordo3
Mar 23, 2010, 12:00 AM
nice place, set up of the...
nice place, set up of the club is a little weird and the chairs are not comfy, the girls are cute and cool but not fit and firm as other girls at other clubs and…
mick12345
Mar 19, 2010, 12:00 AM
Love this place, though I haven't...
Love this place, though I haven't been to a lot of clubs, this one is the best I've been to. Girls are pretty hot and the drinks are cheap. 2 bucks for beers! Lot of…
HBfan
Mar 6, 2010, 12:00 AM
Well, took a chance going on...
Well, took a chance going on a Monday at opeaning about 11:30am. an the talent was what I expected, about 7 dancers, none above a 5 in my ratings at least. Place seemed…
jthmq
Feb 25, 2010, 12:00 AM
This is a nice club overall....
This is a nice club overall. The main area has 3 stages - 1 main and 2 smaller side stages. I made the trip here because of the reviews I read about drink…
travelingguy
Feb 18, 2010, 12:00 AM
Stopped by before my flight out...
Stopped by before my flight out of O'Hare. BYW give yourself plenty of time to get to the airport as traffic can be difficult. The club,like the other reviews indicated, is not much but…
baseball
Feb 15, 2010, 12:00 AM
Free parking. Not a particularly classy...
Free parking. Not a particularly classy place - they ask you to wear a bracelet. Stage dances at this place appear just for show and weren't interesting the night I was there. Fairly big place,…
Rakor
Feb 11, 2010, 12:00 AM
A large building on a busy...
A large building on a busy highway with a large parking lot. Ten dollar cover charge. They actually serve food which was not bad. Drinks are cheap by strip club standards.…
stillmarried
Feb 3, 2010, 12:00 AM
I liked this place. The...
I liked this place. The key is to get a good one and spend some money on them. And by some money i mean 50 bucks.
I chose Stacy and she did give me…
jakeass
Feb 2, 2010, 12:00 AM
Was in to enjoy the scenery...
Was in to enjoy the scenery and the hockey game. The usual collection of bodies, a couple of 9s and maybe one 10 - but she was too busy to get over to us.…
rktbusinc
Jan 29, 2010, 12:00 AM
What I like about this club...
What I like about this club that keeps me coming back are the dancers and friendly staff (servers). The drinks are cheap and if you find the right danceer she will seem like an old…
PK3t
Jan 26, 2010, 12:00 AM
I've been a few times recently,...
I've been a few times recently, and things are going downhill a bit. The crowds are lower than they have been, and if there's bad weather or a big sports even going on, there aren't…
lap_vp
Jan 25, 2010, 12:00 AM
More of the...
More of the same at hb's. There are some new promos going on tho. You can free admission coupons for monday, tuesday evenings. That saves you ten bucks. Still…
DickJohnson
Dec 23, 2009, 12:00 AM
It's been nearly seven years or...
It's been nearly seven years or so since I've been to this place. Was doing some business around the airport and since it was frickin' freezing in Chicago, did not want to travel very…
jakecruz69
Dec 17, 2009, 12:00 AM
Stopped in after work on a...
Stopped in after work on a tuesday night...there were about ten girls working but only about two to my liking. Like a lot have already said, this place is only good for its cheap cover…
benny
Dec 16, 2009, 12:00 AM
Had not been to HB in...
Had not been to HB in a while. About the same as usual. A few hot dancers, some good to great ones and some not so hot ones. Most of them really don't put much…
sonically
Dec 4, 2009, 12:00 AM
I don't know if this place...
I don't know if this place qualifies as a strip club. It's non nude and the girls don't even really dance. In some ways it's closer to a naughty hooters than anything else.…
striped7
Nov 30, 2009, 12:00 AM
This is not your run of...
This is not your run of the mill club. It's positioned next to O'hare airport and advertises heavily so it gets more visitors than it really should. First of all, there is no real nudity.…
sfrsox
Nov 4, 2009, 12:00 AM
Not a bad...
Not a bad stop if you are just looking for a beer. Cover is 5 bucks before 3pm i believe and then the beers are only $1.50 each. Not sure…
DickJohnson
Oct 29, 2009, 12:00 AM
Not very many A-list dancers on...
Not very many A-list dancers on shift although some new ones did show up around 11. Zoe in particular was looking good. Sometimes girls dont show up until midnight or later for a short shift,…
sandyman4007
Oct 9, 2009, 12:00 AM
Went on a weekday afternoon a...
Went on a weekday afternoon a couple weeks ago. The context is Chicago, where there are no actual good clubs. That said, for Chicago, this place can be entertaining. There was one…
IDigDancers
Oct 7, 2009, 12:00 AM
Stopped by last week for an...
Stopped by last week for an afternoon visit. The number of girls was really low. Seemed like less than 10. I do not think I have ever been there when there has…
homeslice
Sep 28, 2009, 12:00 AM
The Club Rating gets only a...
The Club Rating gets only a 7 because the girls don't show anything on stage due to local ordinances. I have been to this club before, however, this is my first time reviewing it.…
fun24yrold
Sep 28, 2009, 12:00 AM
It's been a while since I...
It's been a while since I have been here. I was passing through Ohare and had some time to kill before my domestic flight. The place is about the same. $10 to…
flyingtom
Sep 12, 2009, 12:00 AM
this club is located near Ohare...
this club is located near Ohare airport, there is a $10 cover charge and majority of the girls are European. The club has three stages and there were about 4-6 girls. I only…
simple
Sep 12, 2009, 12:00 AM


