Reviews

I visited Heavenly Bodies twice over the course of the summer. A stripper friend was working there and asked me to come in and see her, which I never did because of her constantly changing…

This is a bikini only bar that is topless for the private lap dances. Touching on thighs and stomach only. Quite attractive dancers and some of them are very nice. Lunch is…

I visited Chicago and stayed nearby O'Hare airport. This club is close to the airport. I went there lunch time. I did print out free pass from their website. So, it was free cover. The cover came…

Lots of new faces which isn't unusual. HB tends to hire the 'girl next door' types and the new girls were no exception. Not as many tats as usual, but that will change if they…

Went in Wednesday afternoon and had a free/cheap burger and a beer. There were probably more girls than guys until a few more stragglers starting coming in. Most of the girls were cute and friendly…

I went here for lunch and was surprised st how good the food actually was. There were a decent number of girls working and at least half of them were good looking. No…

Had some time to kill so I returned to hb's. Didn't get anything to drink besides seltzer water so I can't comment on the drinks. I hung out for about an hour before…

A tale of "two titties" on my visit to Chicago. Spent the previous night at PoleKatz, way overpriced/ bad neighborhood, etc. Went in on my other night in town and a much…

Another solid visit to Heavenly Bodies. Here is the run down. $1.50 beers, free food, 2 dances for $25 or 5 for $50. A good value all the way around. There…

Decent club with discrete parking. Lots of cute girls that are very eager to make a dollar. I think every single one of them asked me for a dance in the first 15…

Went in Friday afternoon after a long time being away. I saw some old familiar faces who returned from the missing, which was wonderful. I wish I had brought more money to spread around. The…

I have been going to heavenly bodies for many years. And I would love to be more positive about it but in the last year the quality of the dancers has dropped like a…