Reviews

I'd say that your time at Heavenly Bodies can be hit or miss, but in this case it was a hit! Went after work so early evening, not too crowded. Maybe 10 or so…

I've been going to HB's for many years. First understand that Chicago area strip clubs are pretty weak. On the other hand, because I have been going here for a long time I know a…

I visit the area for work monthly and always squeeze a visit here. Dancers are mostly white but always has a black or Latina on shift (love having some type of variety). Entry is $10…

I was looking over my hotlist and trying to see if my last review matched my last outings and they didn't so obviously I hadn't told you about my last time out. My best last…

Like most guys, I prefer natural breasts, but as a group, the dancers working Thursday afternoon really needed some work. Most were plain looking, 20 lbs over weight, bad body tone in general and small…

A friend of mine was in town and his hotel was near O'hare, so he wanted to go club not too far from where he was staying. I normally like to go the the…

Went here on a Saturday night. Got there around 830. $10 to get in. There's free pizza, kinda stale. Only about 5 or so girls at that time, but that soon grew to 15 or…

There are not many options on the NW side of Chicago, but I have checked this place out a few times. The beer prices are amazing, only 1.50. The waitresses are really friendly,…

HBs was and is a good starting point for dancers that seems to be common theme then they "graduate" to "real" strip clubs. The free food, free views, and Cheap drinks keep this place…

Traveling out of state from O'Hare and made the stop at the HB's to see if I could get my groove on before I made that 2 hour flight in the sardine can. Geez,…

I haven't been to the club in a couple months, and a new wrinkle is dollar shots of premium booze for an hour in the late afternoon. They are small but it's still a pretty…

This is a review of a visit from about 3 weeks ago. I haven't been at H.B. in awhile so with nothing to do one night and being nearby I thought that I would…