Reviews

Stopped in for the second time on a Friday evening. Arrived around 9pm... fairly crowded with girls dance on each of the three stages. Found a seat at a table in the main…

Something new! When dancers come up to you, they are now required to straddle one of your legs and sit down to chat for 30 seconds. They even had an instructional video to teach them…

This place is great if you're into very standard, very vanilla strip clubs. In that regard, easily the best value in IL. Dancers are really like a 7.5, but I'm rounding up, but…

Visited the club today for the first time since 2007. Saw a couple of old friends from those days: Chantal and Sylvia. Chantal is a tall, thin east European, who claimed to remember…

The girls here are smokin hot, but its a bikini club, so you'll need to head back to the VIP room to see anything more. Even then, hand on their hips only. All in all,…

It's been quite a long time since I've been to HBs, but I had a couple of hours to kill before a flight so i thought I'd give it a try. I now remember…

I had a few hours to kill so I stopped in for lunch. $5 cover and a mandatory coat check. There was an ambulance in the parking lot, so I assumed that someone…

Was at HB on my last Chicago trip. I have been there in the past and it is definitely an above average experience at a very reasonable price. As mentioned in the other…

Pros: variety of girls, shape, ethnicity, tall short skinny curvy in between. There is a lady for any fantasy! The mixture of girls really makes the club. Black white Asian ethnic. They are all there…

A slow Wed; day times can be hit or miss. Luckily for me my ATF was there but no other familiar faces outside of a gaggle of rather frumpy looking dancers. What's with these girls…

I've been to this club several times and I continue to go back. The free lunch and the cheap drink prices make this top in my list of clubs to visit in the Chicago area.…

I've been here twice and it was average. $10 cover and they do have food. Last time I was there I had a pizza and ordered a grilled cheese sandwich. A major plus is the cheap…

I am no stranger to this club, so when I first walked in one of my ATF walked up to me (Devin). I was there to play a little bit, so I told her…

We went as a couple, after midnight for a little fun together. The club looks remodeled feom when I remembered it. The have really sweet girls working the coat church and they have pizza under…

I hit this club once every couple of weeks and my experience has been overall satisfactory. It is not a very upscale looking joint, but overall it is not bad either. What can you…

Been here a bunch of times, good club, but mileage is generally low for the most part. Had a couple of dancers come up to me that I turned away. I didn't have…

I've been coming here for a couple of years super friendly staff, free parking and welcoming atmosphere. There is all kinds of women here you will find short, tall, blonde , brunette, white,Asian,Latin,black everything…

The $5 entrance fee with free lunch is a great deal. They really do mean it when they say "lunch with a view". There were about 10 dancers and 5 were hot.…

Girls are not bad and not pushy at all. Cheap cover and drinks. Serves Alcohol and very decent waitresses who dont bug you all the time. Plenty of parking spots available. For the price this…

I frequent this club on a regular enough basis. I sort of judge their talent on what the Saturday afternoon talent is like. Just a quick reminder, any thing that isn't booze is free until…

I visit HB from time to time and sometimes it's full of great girls and sometimes it can be pretty dead. This isn't a club for extras, but the good dancers get the job done…

I was working in the area and passed this place so I decided to stop by. Not bad, but not the greatest. It's a big place and I was charge $5, but that included food.…

Had to fly out of O'Hare today so thought I'd take a bit of time to see good ol' Heavenly Bodies. I have had some fun in the past at this club, but it…

Stopped by here on a recent Saturday night with a buddy of mine. We go here sometimes because it's close to his house, and it's the only SC of note in the Northwest suburbs of…

Went in Wed afternoon as usual and it was fairly dead unfortunately. Must have been a lot of girls were on holiday. None of my go-to girls were there and neither was my ATF. Usually…