Reviews

I visited Heavenly Bodies on Saturday night. There is a $10 cover charge upon entry, but that includes food. Upon entering the club I noticed it was pretty busy for a Saturday night.…

I've been going here for years because it's the only place close enough. All the clubs in Chicago are terrible and I just don't want to spend too much time traveling. It's still…

I stopped into hbs last week for the first time in about 6 months. Not because I don't like the place, I've just been going to other places that aren't so far away from me.…

Club has it's pro's and con's. Pro's: cheap food and drinks, $10 topless full contact dances. lots of cute girls, no smoking, free parking. Con's: uncomfortable seating everywhere except for upstairs in the VIP, some…

Bottom line: I go to strip clubs to have fun. This club was the opposite of that. Everyone seemed worn down, sad, and wishing they were somewhere else. You walk in and it looks…

Was in town for a conference and had a positive experience here so I figured I would give Heavenly Bodies another chance. Being a bikini bar you know going in what to expect. Most of…

Thus is usually my go to club in the burbs. There is a 10 dollar cover but you make up for prices elsewhere. Drinks are dirt cheap, free food, and lap dance prices are very…

Bit of an older place that I visited last Friday. Easily accessible off of the highway and easy to get to, the location is the key. The downfall of this location is that ths is…

Mondays are not great days if you want to see a lot of girls; the place was pretty empty. The advantage of that was if you DO like one of them, she'll be grateful for…

Had some time to kill so thought I would check this place out. I had never been to a "bikini bar" before and am not sure about going back. After to go in and…

This club is pretty big. And it serves alcohol and free food with the cover charge which was $10 on a Wednesday night. The dances on the stage are NOT topless unlike other strip clubs.…

Wasn't sure what to expect, but was very surprised! Place was pretty clean, typical setup. Plenty of girls working, and plenty of shot girls walking around. Very impressive lineup of girls, something for everyone! Private…

I have to say I was leary of esting the food here but it was good. I was also very happy with the quality of girls. I didn't have he cash to…

Was bough by for a cheep lunch. I use to like this place for what it was, but it doesn't seem as nice as it once was. The for the most part the…

This place keeps getting worse. Quality of the ladies has gone down significantly over the last couple of years. There are some girls that have been there for years and some good looking ones that…

I've been here three times in the past three weeks, an always have a good time. The first visit was best, I quickly found a dancer who wasn't all business and actually carried on a…

Whenever I get stuck at Ohare for the night, which happens too often, I stay at the Baymont Inn because it is a short hundred yard walk from Heavenly Bodies. I have had a few…

My cousin was in town for the weekend and wanted to check out a club close to his hotel, so this place fit the bill. This club is close to O'hare airport. We…

Thought I'd re-review this club... First of all, the owner is back. This is freaking out the help as he's very detail-minded and obsesses about things that are frankly not important. So, if you've noticed the…

Visited HB much later than I usually do - visited after midnight on Friday. Very surprised about the crowd and the dancers. First of all the crowd - it was PACKED to the…

I went about 3 weeks ago and have been going prior to that slightly off my normal routine as I've been shaking up this year a bit...nothing new and I didn't want to keep writing…

I did not have the best experience here, since I was kicked out of the club. I probably deserved it and luckily did not get an ass kicking to go along with it.…

What can and can not happen in a club is different for every club in the chicago area. What you can and can not do in a nude club vs. a bikini club changes with…

Went on a tuesday evening after work. Not a bad place considering that all clubs in illinois are not as good as the ones in indiana or wisconsin. If you have been to industrial stip…

Did a late night trip. There's some sort of seated VIP area by the back private dance rooms but didn't get a pricing. A little lame it would have the same chairs as they use…