Reviews

Very big and spacious club and close to the highway which is a big time plus if you are trying to stop by and kill some time or are waitign for traffic to go down.…

Heavenly Bodies has some really nice quality girls, dropped in and had a couple drinks, prices are decent for being so close to the city. It seems like you don't really get a lot…

Not a lot of people or dancers yesterday afternoon. My ATF wasn't there so I thought it would be fun to try some new girls. Unfortunately the pickings were very slim! Most girls were a…

I haven't been there in years since I've gotten married my time of wild days were settled. I decided to go up there solo. The usual pay at the four and get patted down other…

I haven't been there in years since I've gotten married my time of wild days were settled. I decided to go up there solo. The usual pay at the four and get patted down other…

I visited HB on a Thursday day-shift. I have not been there for quite some time. As usual for day shift, it was $5 admission which includes lunch and soda. There were…

Had a great time at this club. It was the first time I went to HB. Usually I am used to the clubs in Detroit where extras are offered liberally. I/ knew I could not…

Went in after dinner around 8pm on a Monday evening. There were a lot of tables with only one guy there. I spied about 5 or 6 girls standing in the corners not…

This is kinda two reviews in one because my last two visits I didn't review because there was nothing new to add. My last visit was on 10/20 and then my visit before that was…

Visited club late evening on a Tuesday. Parking lot well lit, and appears to be fairly safe. Paid the entry fee, and they put a wrist band on you so you can come…

This club is either really good or just so-so depending on what you are looking for. If you want reasonably priced lap dances with a ton of one-way contact this is the place for you.…

Great club! Has its mix of average to hot girls, just have to wait for the hot ones. The dancers are very nice, they perform very well in private dances. Good grindage.…

Been here a total of three times now. Very impressed with the club. Entered right at opening time, so just a five dollar cover which also gets you free food. Not the…

I picked up a friend at O'Hare just before rush hour traffic. We decided to wait it out at HB's. We paid our $10 cover and were able to find 2 seats at the bar.…

There are many things about Heavenly Bodies that keep me coming back whenever I am stuck at Ohare overnight due to a cancelled or late flight. The great things are 10 dollar high contact dances,…

Last time I was here was when I had time to kill before flying out of O'Hare. The main thing I will say is that the club is very affordable. They do have semi private…

Great time at this friendly club. Have not been here in a while and decided to try again. Was Bears and Packers game night, which is a big football rivalry in Chicago, so club…

Overall this is a nice place to go to if you are by O'hare Airport, but there are better places. However, as far as bang for the buck, this is the best in the…

I will say that this place is better than you'd think. The quality of girls range quite a bit, but most are flirty and fun. We were there for a bachelor party, as…

Visiting a friend in Chicago, and this is where he took me... he likes it better than another one close by. Parking lot seemed safe and well lit. $10 cover charge.…

I have visited HB many times but this is my first review of it. I have grown to like it although it can be hit or miss as far as the talent is concerned.…

Was in the area for work one Thursday afternoon, and decided to stop for a few drinks and a show. I didn't plan on getting any dances until I was approached by a hot brunette…

Probably about 15 dancers, although you had to be there for a while to know it. Lots in the back/change room, several didn't seem to want to get out and work the floor.…

This was my first experience at a club. All of the girls were very lovely. One of the girls that approached me had long blond hair and wore a red 2 piece (bikini…

I like that HB has always had a variety of girls, and thus a variety of music. My ATF and I both like metal, but I've noticed metal was in very short supply recently, because…