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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Reviews

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published 9 yrs ago
21st Birthday at HB's
reviewed by
dirtyauldtown

8.7

I had a great time at HB's for my 21st. I was brought up on stage and given quite a show. I had my boxers ripped off while my pants were still on and a…

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published 9 yrs ago
Great place to visit
reviewed by
rickross518

7.7

A pretty nice place to visit. I was in town for business and decided to make a stop over here. It's pretty convenient because its so close to O'hare airport. I had some friends that…

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published 9 yrs ago
Not too bad
reviewed by
Kcurt79

6.0

Decided to try the place out. Like the title says, the place was not too bad. I went in, they checked my coat and hat, gave me a token after paying the entrance fee, and…

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published 9 yrs ago
this club has gone way downhill
reviewed by
sjm455

3.3

I used to go to HB at least once a week. Now it's barely a couple of times a month because of the lack of quality options to get dances from. I go…

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published 9 yrs ago
Come for the free food, stay for the body shots.
reviewed by
DaleGribbleOK

6.0

$10 cover, they hand you a subway style token and then you go through a turn-style gate. Domestic Beers were $5, Shots were $2
from the shot girls, or $5 for a booby shot (they…

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published 9 yrs ago
Same old place
reviewed by
jthmq1

9.3

I checked out HB's club web page, now don't get me wrong, this place probably is my favorite club, but the web page doesn't reflect the club in any way. Although they did some…

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published 9 yrs ago
Monday
reviewed by
rockstar666

9.0

I unexpectedly popped by the club for the first time in several months for a drink and say 'hi' to anyone I might happen to know. It was pretty empty but the girls that were…

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published 9 yrs ago
hb visit
reviewed by
brian2240

8.0

Out to HB
I did venture
Seeking a grind,
Needing drink mixtures

Free parking
and a ten-dollar cover fee
the place dark and inviting
enticing me me me

Beers are cheap
A buck fifty apiece
Mixed drinks too
At a price sure…

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published 9 yrs ago
Not the Best
reviewed by
joejohnson123

6.0

I do not recommend this strip club. There are many others in the Chicago area that are a better. The girls are average to below average looking. The private rooms are not very comfortable. I…

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published 9 yrs ago
Decent Bodies
reviewed by
Spark71

8.7

Stopped by Friday night after work and nothing out of the ordinary this visit...same crowd always decent size and the music is always to my liking. I think more then any other club, to me,…

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published 9 yrs ago
Split Shift

7.0

So I arrived right before the evening shift started and what I do like about the HB is that they have an evening parade of the dancers with the DJ announcing their name with…

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published 9 yrs ago
A good local club
reviewed by
Wanting79

7.3

The dancers at this club come in all forms. Black, white, Asian, and Hispanic. Tall, short, curvy to petite. The dancers are not topless while walking the floor or on stage. When you get a…