Reviews

After a few years of occasionally visiting this club I have mixed feelings about this place. It gets good marks for prices on drinks and number of girls. There is a wide variety of girls…

this used to be my go-to-place. My favs left and I didn't go all that much anymore. I stopped in on the afternoon shift, it was a very disappointing visit. $5 dollar…

This is a great club to stop by on the way in or out of ORD. The dancer quality is always great. Went here after a long time, and actually ran into the…

Went to HB last night and had the best time ever! It's ironic because I went not knowing what to expect as I hadn't been in a few months and what with changes in policies…

HB is probably the best bang for your buck. HB is a great place to go to have a few drinks and get a dance or two after work. You can easily spend under $100…

Was here this evening and had a shitty experience. I actually found 3 girls that I actually liked and got some dances with one. A tall white girl with wavy black hair and tall black…

Like most clubs, the dancer turnover here is high. This can be both good or bad depending. Usually evenings have higher quality than afternoons but last night was a bit of a miss as far…

Stopped into Heavenly Bodies after a meeting in the industrial park just behind the club. They were offering the 'lunch with a view' deal - you get a free lunch with cover until like 2:00…

This is not my first visit to Heavenly Bodies but it is my first visit since joining TUSCL and I figured I would post a review while it was fresh in my mind. I do…

On a rare Tuesday evening bachelor party, headed here with a few friends to celebrate about 11pm-2am. First note, if you have to absolutely have to use the restroom, not much privacy...kind of interesting... Plenty of girls…

Well well well, I found myself at Heavenly Bodies on a Wednesday and boy was I in luck to meet Savannah. I watched her on stage for roughly 3 songs, tipped 5 then she went…

HB is a typical Chicago club. I have not been here in a while so I thought I would try it to see if anything has changed. I was hoping that the eastern…

I sum up my evaluation of this club this way. Very good value for your dollar, most girls are average, there are a few above average, but I didn't see any outstanding women.…

Visited Heavenly bodies as it the nearest one to the place I live. Went to the bar at around 7PM on a Monday. Mandatory coat check and 10 dollar entry fees. The place was not…

Came here on a cold Saturday afternoon and its pretty much a really nice club as far as on your pockets, the drinks are cheap and the food is free but its really good if…

I've been going in the evenings lately and it's a good contrast to the afternoon. On the plus side, the evening has a much higher average of quality dancers. These are the pros who know…

This place is huge. Its like a stripper warehouse. Right when you walk in there's a choice of a bunch of different high top tables. Drinks were dirt cheap, and they had free pizza. The…

I stopped into HB on Saturday afternoon, primarily to get a decent burger. $10 cover gets you free food at $3 for a beer. There were 15 girls working, not many of which suited…

I've been going here for over 20 years. What a disappointing night. I've not been here for a couple of months but tonight I only knew 1 girl and could not get her…

Stopped in on a Saturday night hearing rumors that Monroe had returned. Unfortunately I found those rumors to be false, at least for the time I was there. Damn! Anyway, decent place,…

I stopped in Wed night around 8:30 and the club had good energy. There was a good crowd but still seats available. There are 3 stages and all 3 were being used which is nice…

Well, maybe I am getting odd and old.. but while this club is a good value at $30 for two songs (songs that are not cut too short as they used to be). The dance…

Stopped by HB last night after being away for a while (about a year). I only saw one girl I recognized from before, the rest where new faces. There must have been some event going…

I visited Heavenly Bodies twice over the course of the summer. A stripper friend was working there and asked me to come in and see her, which I never did because of her constantly changing…

This is a bikini only bar that is topless for the private lap dances. Touching on thighs and stomach only. Quite attractive dancers and some of them are very nice. Lunch is…