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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Reviews

review
published 7 yrs ago
Lots of fun can be had if you find the right girl
reviewed by
figment621

9.0

Lots of different types of girls there so you're sure to find what you like. Had dances with 3 girls. First was pretty good but was super pushy. Second was very nice but dance was…

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published 7 yrs ago
Short stay
reviewed by
Local Hick

5.3

I was heading near the area and wanted to check the place out. I had a little trouble finding it, my GPS was leading me elsewhere. I did eventually find it and went…

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published 7 yrs ago
Good time
reviewed by
gpk2017

7.0

Came in on a Monday evening (around 9pm) during Monday night football and the place wasn't too crowded. There were a decent amount of girls in rotation when I first got there (probably about…

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published 7 yrs ago
A place to kill some time
reviewed by
xxmen

7.0

Been to chicago few time and this is the first time to a strip club in this city. Didn't realize that this is not a topless club until sit there for a while. The…

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published 7 yrs ago
Daytime Improvement
reviewed by
rockstar666

9.3

Went in Wed afternoon, and it ended a long string of not so exciting afternoon visits. Days are hit and miss anyway, but besides my 2 regulars there was sufficient eye candy to make the…

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published 7 yrs ago
From Bad to Worse.....
reviewed by
JasonVoorhees

4.7

I've been to this club many times the last seven years or so. It is odd in it's own way. I'm an out of towner. I book a hotel near here and…

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published 7 yrs ago
AAA Ball
reviewed by
bobIL

6.3

HB is 1/2/ bikini bar, 1/4 sports bar, and 1/4 strip club. It is a very confusing place when you first get there. $10 cover with a token. Heat lamp food as…

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published 7 yrs ago
Free Food, Fun and Five for Fitty
reviewed by
dennyspade

7.7

What if you you could order lunch or snacks off the menu. get domestic beers for $1.50 and chat up Bikini-clad Dancers for an admission price of $10? Hell !! I'm driving, when do we…

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published 7 yrs ago
Shocked Fun Palace
reviewed by
bing3000

9.0

Stopped by on Tuesday evening 9pm not expecting much. I remember driving by a couple times debating if i was going in or not. The outside does not look great. I was totally shocked…

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published 7 yrs ago
Average Afternoon
reviewed by
rockstar666

7.7

I know afternoons can be slow, but this was ridiculous. There weren't very many dancers working, even for an afternoon. There were several times no one was on stage and to me this is a…

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published 7 yrs ago
Not $10
reviewed by
Baggadonuts

7.3

Bullet points:

Girls don't want to dance for minimum dance prices. I don't know who is getting dances for $10, but that was not on the menu when I was there. The DJ stated dances starting…

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published 7 yrs ago
Super busy
reviewed by
fun24yrold

7.7

Checked this old Chicago staple out on Saturday night after the casino. It's only about 5 miles from Rivers and is the best strip club on the North Side by far. Be warned…