Reviews

My evening started at Bluejacket before a Nats game. It was there that a cute asian chick in a largely see-through halter top caught my eye. As she left, she and her colleagues…

On my visit to DC, I knew there were two clubs that I especially wanted to visit: this place and a black club that both have lap dances, nudity, booty shaking, and alcohol. I took the…

Ok. Finally checked out this place after the reviews on here and online. Came around 10 pm and thought it would be pretty empty. I was wrong. Before that, was able to find parking…

If you're looking for a comfortable place to hang out this is it. First thing to note, the bag check is free which is a big thing for the DC crowd. I was greeted by…

I went late on a saturday night and it was packed. The layout was a little odd, felt a lot smaller on the inside than it looks from the outside. On the main floor,…

This club reopened in 2018 with the goal of bringing the high class Vegas style club to DC. With the lights, music, and women, I’d say that it comes pretty close. The place is clean…

Was in DC for business and went to a Capitals game. The Cloakroom is within walking distance of Capital One Arena and the metro, so that's great. After walking through the door, a security guy…

Club has been described, layout/ambiance etc. What has not been clear is what happens in the upstairs VIP. Here to tell you it is worth it and surpasses anything else in DC. $100 for 10…

I was in the DC area recently and decided to check out this club. This was my first time in a DC club so I’m not sure how it compares. I got there around 9…

Cloak reopened this summer and is a unique spot in the DC club scene. The layout on the second floor (main floor) is a bar, several small tables and several table dance couches. Private dances…

Despite living in DC for years I go to Baltimore for strip clubs because the DC ones have so far been uninspiring. I went to Cloakroom on a whim when I realized it was a…

So I reviewed this place after it reopened, but they deleted that page along with my review. So I’ll review it again here. Went to this place once before the building collapsed and just returned…