Cloakroom Reviews

Stopped in for awhile on a Wednesday evening to have a few drinks and be entertained... There were at least 7 dancers at the club. The club has a great assortment of African American dancers and from to time you may find a sprinkle of Latino dancers as well. On...

A little sketchy at night, even with the nearby gentrification, but don't hesitate to check this place out during the daytime if you like naked black women of all sizes. Most of the them are quite nice and friendly to talk to as well. You'll quickly realize...

It had been well over a year since we'd been here when we decided to give it another go last Saturday. We got it about 8pm and it was still pretty quiet. The area is changing - there is a lot of gentrification going on around the club....

i stopped in around 3pm to see what was going on. there was a girl on the main stage & the back stage, which is the one i like because you can get up close. i wasn't disappointed. the girls today ranged from 6 to 10 in...

I went to this club on a Saturday afternoon. There were about 3, maybe 4, dancers working. All were African-American and for the most part attractive. The hottest girl there was named Queen and she was pretty clear that OTC was available. No lap dancing allowed...

I honestly don't know what keeps bringing me back to this club. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that the women are just so nasty. Anyway, visited the club with a friend this past Saturday. No cover and plenty of nude women

Unfortunately, no lap...

The best thing about this club: beautiful women and no cover. The worst thing about this club: no lap dances. (The lack of lap dances is, sadly, a terrible fact of all DC clubs.) But for a divebar where I can rarely give up $50 in the course...

I stopped by one recent afternoon, arriving soon after they opened and before the dancing had started. Within minutes the first dancer was on the stage, dancing for me and the other dancers. When I tipped her I got very nice attention, and as the afternoon went on no other...

Visited club on a Tues about 4pm. Not many guys, but enough dancers to make it worth your time. Dancers were very friendly and personable. Very up close views from the dancers on the main stage. There is also a small back stage where dances are also given. No lap...

Stopped in for a beer on Saturday afternoon. There were a few customers who seemed like regulars and the girls were dancing on the main stage. There were a couple of pretty cute girls who danced and they do give u close ups of the kitty when you...

I visited Louie's Rogue a few years back and found it to be a dive. But, the construction of the nearby convention center has brought in more people and more upscale clientele. As a result, Louie's Rogue is....still a dive. Yeah, they've replaced the torn seat cushions and added a...

For out-of-town people, don't let the club's proximity to the convention center and other DC sites fool you - enter this neighborhood at your own risk. The drinks are cheap which is a good thing as they can help you overlook the less-than-attractive dancers. It is also hard to...

I am in DC for business. Visited this club and archibal, both are on K street. Archibal is better. Louie is pretty getto, which is not a problem but the dancer only show attention to the locals. A few ladies were nice. Most of the ladies were...

Visited this club on a late Friday night. No cover, and thank god, cuz no way I would have paid one. Cooch and booty to be seen but no touching. The eye candy on this particular night was not positive, my dick went back up into my...

stop by on my way to the airport. it was about 9pm, not too much of a crowd. I am use to seeing the thick girls so this was not my type of club, but I was in the mood to see to dancer so I stoped by anyway. the...

had some time to kill, so I stopped in for a beer and a look at the girls. There were several sexy young ladies who danced while i was there. The satellite stage was not open yet, so the girls danced on the main stage. All of...

I was in D.C. for a long weekend and visited this club on a Friday and Saturday afternoon. No cover. As others have said, no lap dances are allowed in D.C. So this is strictly a put your dollar on the rail type of club. Some dancers got closer than...

I can't believe that I actually went to this club again. No cover charge, I walked in and ordered a beer.

No dances, but the girls will sit with you. This is an all black girls club, and while I saw some beautiful black women, I saw some nasty...

I went to this dive after work one evening. It was a good place to chill out. No cover, and no dances. Girls show their goods on stage, and if you like it, tip them dollar bills. On this night, there were two hotties with the...

This is 1 funny place. i was down for business in washington dc and found decided to go to this place. [another d.c. stripclub had a fire, so i went to this place.]
i called first and asked how many girls they had, the guy on the phone told me...

This was our first venture to this outpost east of the Verizon Center. We got there fairly early on a Friday night and the place was yet to start hopping. Within an hour or so the action started to pick up.

The good: lots of dancers, including one point...

stopped in on Friday at 3pm. The place was pretty crowded, with fellas at the tables and the locals playing pool. One dancer was on the main stage and the satellite stage was empty. The girls were all pretty sexy and they give you great views of...

Stopped by the Rogue on a recent weekday, arriving shortly after Noon. I was surprised to see a fair number of women at that hour, and both stages were in use. The women were all cute, which was nice to see since that isn't always the case at the...

Went to this club on a tuesday night and had an okay time. Traveled from the Skylark to this club and was suprised to see that the set up here was much better as far as the stage and the private areas. There was some sexy girls and there was...

stopped by the Rogue on a Friday afternoon. At 1:30pm the place was alive. Eight dancers at least; both stages in use; lots of energy. The women were average for the Rogue.

I took my drink over to the side stage and put it on the...