Reviews

Dancer quality was solid but not mind-blowing. 7-8 range mostly, a couple legit 9s that were getting swarmed the second they stepped off stage. Mix of body types (mostly on the skinnier side, a couple…

This was my first visit to the Cloakroom. I've been to Mpire and Archibalds before. Cloakroom was the better experience. The dancers were more uniformly attractive with a mix of ethnicities and sizes: a fit…

Dropped by Cloakroom while in DC for the weekend. Been a few years since my last visit and wanted to see how things were holding up, and as far as I have found it is…

I stopped by around 11:30PM on a Tuesday. Location: In a nice part of downtown dc. Plenty of street parking when I arrived but don’t know if it would be as abundant earlier in the evening. Layout:…

Went alone on Friday evening, about 9pm, stayed until 2am. There’s a doorkeeper outside, right in front of the entrance, checking IDs. Tell him you are going to the club, not the rooftop bar. Once…

Visited Cloakroom on a Friday. The club was decently busy but did have 1-2 open seats at the bar when we arrived shortly after 9 PM. The club got significantly more busy after the Capitals…

Hit up the Cloak room after a Sunday Funday of March Madness viewing - admittedly I came into the joint tipsy, which, spoiler alert, led to a pricey nightcap! It was $20 cover to enter -…

Was in DC for work and decided to stop by Cloakroom. It was a Sunday night and several other strip clubs in the city were closed. There’s a doorman out front who asks…

Tucked away on the inside of a brick building that looks like nothing much on the outside save for a tall man sitting on a stool, my friends and I stumbled upon the…

1st time there, cover was $20. There was 1 elongated dance area behind a bar, which was near full with ~10 stools including some dancers talking to PL's. There were some tables behind the bar…

Where do I start... First is the set up. What kind of a strip club doesn't have chairs around where the strippers are? It is so awkward having to walk up and throw…

Things I like: wide variety of girls - different ethnicities and different breast sizes. I’m a white meat guy. And they are nude. I’m not use to places that are nude and serve alcohol. There…