Good night out

Tucked away on the inside of a brick building that looks like nothing much on the outside save for a tall man sitting on a stool, my friends and I stumbled upon the Cloakroom. Originally we were headed to Over and Under (a rooftop bar), but as the well dressed gentleman checked our IDs he asked if we would be headed to the rooftop or Cloakroom.

Intrigued by the second option we asked him to elaborate on this strange new option- a Fully nude strip club. Obviously, we were sold. Who doesn’t like ass and tits? We took the steps to the 2nd floor and were met with the sound of pumping music and the smiling face of a nice young lady with big bosom and an even bigger bottom. Although she was sitting you could tell. ‘20 dollars per person, please.’ We paid and she asked if we would like to exchange ones. It was 3 of us, including myself, we all exchanged 100 dollars just to test the air. She handed us our ones, neatly banded together and with that we stepped through the threshold of the club.

Immediately, vibrant colors and pretty women. The ambiance is nice, very upscale and the women were dressed very classy, some in long gowns, others In form fitting dresses, all beautiful. A variety of different sizes and colors. It was pretty busy for a Thursday night and we showed up fairly early (9pm). The bar was full of flirty, sexy women and men of various backgrounds. I’m actually happy the bar was full because my friends and I were able to snag some pretty comfortable chairs a few feet from the stage. We were approached fairly fast by a server who took our orders and told us about their food options. The food comes from Dleña, a Mexican restaurant that’s next door, we had to hurry and order because after 9:30 (I think) they switch to late night menu which is just regular bar foods (wings, popcorn, pretzel bites, etc). (Get the pork belly tacos and thank me later).

I was a little surprised the girls didn’t swarm us upon entry like some other places and appreciated I had time to eat and drink before the real games began. I was waiting on my second beer (13 dollars) when I heard American Woman playing, which was a nice change of pace from the hip hop and house music being played, I was even more surprised to see a very short black girl make her way to the stage. It’s not often I see many black women dance to rock of any kind, let alone any of the classics. She wiped down the poles and began her dance. My jaw was on the floor. She hit a spin that was most impressive and climbed the pole which had to have been at the least 15 feet with such grace and swiftness, and just as fast as she was up she was sliding down into a split that made the ground literally shake. I was up throwing money after that as were my friends. She was smiling and sweet and sexy and an amazing performer all around. I felt bad that I almost stereotyped her thinking maybe she would shake her butt and nothing more but she did so much more. She danced to two rock songs and stepped off. I didn’t expect to see her again but shortly after she came over and thanked us. She wasn’t pushy, very sweet and cute as all hell. Munro was her name. She invited a friend along for one of my boys and she was also stunning and modelesque, tall, thin. Her name evades me, something like Angelique or Angeline. They hung out and drank and encouraged us to throw money without making it weird. They put on a great show together about an hour later as the Dj called for partners.

I know you good folks want the meat and bones so let me get to it. They did mention what all goes on and the rules for each situation. I started a bit slow and got some table dances. 60 bucks 2 songs per girl. They get nude at a section and stood on the table and danced. The girls did explain there was no touching but if I had known I’d be so tempted I’d have just started with lap dances. The place prides itself in being a ‘gentleman’s club’ so there are no floor dances or 20 dollar a song dances right where you sit.