Best Option in DC, but that is about it

Dropped by Cloakroom while in DC for the weekend. Been a few years since my last visit and wanted to see how things were holding up, and as far as I have found it is the only place to get an actual lap dance. Rolled in around 9:30ish and the place was already busy. Same narrow stairway up to check in. Cover was $20 I think, maybe a bit more, and yeah they still hit you with the “tip” at the door (Apparently from 8-9 you get a free drink with entry, will take advanatage next time).

Inside looks about the same as my last visit long bar, stage running most of the length, dim lighting, dark wood, upscale overall. Sound system seemed better this time, music loud but not blasting. Bar staff on point and sexy, quick service, and drinks are what you’d expect in DC $20+/- vodka tonic with tip. You can blink and drop $100 at the bar easy if you’re not paying attention.

Crowd was mostly 30s–20s guys, mixed between apparent regulars and tourists. Chill vibe overall, nobody acting crazy. About 35 dancers working. Mostly white and latina girls, maybe two black dancers and one Euro girl who stood out (great body, accent was the tell). Quality overall was high, probably above average for the area. Everyone looked good and took care of themselves.