Reviews

The great 3 year decline.

Booby Trap on the river used to be my spot as I would end up here after a crazy night/morning out at night clubs. Usually arriving anywhere between 7-9am.

I…

The place itself seemed fine a little dated. The DJ just kept yelling but when he did let the music play it was urban music not bad really. No general seating unless you reserve a…

Short and sweet "review", though there's not a lot to review, but an honest experience that will hopefully save others from wasting their time. Had a couple hours to kill before a flight, didn't…

As I walked in I sensed the place was dead. But didn’t think it would be this bad. Frankly the day shift has never been great here - never been at night because it looks…

Decently sized club very visible from the highway. I was actually on my way home from top golf with some friends when the neon sign called out to me. I was already…

Overall had a good experience at BTR. Went for the first time at about 2am after a night out, and honesty was pretty dead on a Thursday night. Pretty much everywhere you read online, BT…

I decided to go into Booby Trap on the River in the afternoon on a Saturday afternoon because I wanted to see what the hype was all about. For many celebrities (music artists), this is…

Booby Trap on the River probably has the highest concentration of IG level models/dancers (aside from maybe Eleven) in Miami and this is pretty much any night of the week after about 3-4 am.

I…

This was the worst strip club I’ve ever experienced.

Before you walk in you get felt up real good by security. I don’t think that’s a problem personally. I love knowing the other dudes don’t have…

I probably went to early. 730 on a Monday I was the only dude there and there were eight girls ranging from 6 to 6 1/2.
I went to the bar to get a beer and…

I checked into the Booby Trap on a Monday night not expecting much. It wasn't a Saturday so the place wouldn't be crowded which I prefer actually.

When I entered the place,…

I was just returning from a trip where I had a layover in Miami. My flight didn’t leave till Sunday morning so I figured I would find a club near the airport where I was…