Booby Trap On The River
3615 NW S River Dr Miami, FL 33142

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Stevman
Sep 9, 2024, 6:28 PM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

The place itself seemed fine a little dated. The DJ just kept yelling but when he did let the music play it was urban music not bad really. No general seating unless you reserve a table so you do have to stand around the bar otherwise.

 

Most of the girls were stood around on their phones, i wasn't actually sure they worked there to begin with. Only when one broke off from the group and asked did i want a dance (Not really asked more like being threatened with a dance) i declined naturally after the approach. The women were Mostly black and a few hispanic attractive enough to be honest. Bouncers seem like they are looking a fight just rude snide comments for no real reason other than to get a reaction so they can escalate. I myself didnt get a dance after getting bad vibes with how i was approached but from what i could see almost every dance was followed by an argument with the girl and her customer, before a bouncer was called over and the customer removed.

 

$40 cover seemed reasonable until i got inside and saw about 30 customers and 8 girls. Drink prices seemed to vary from $9-$12 a corona. A member of staff came over to our a group and offered us a table for 5k and a bottle after saying no the price dropped to 4k again we refused.

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