9s & 10s & plastic everywhere - But might not be worth the cost for most

Booby Trap on the River probably has the highest concentration of IG level models/dancers (aside from maybe Eleven) in Miami and this is pretty much any night of the week after about 3-4 am.

I visited Booby Trap a few Thursdays ago with some buddies of mine. It was their first visit and I was showing them the Miami circuit. Upon driving up, there is paid parking about $20-$40 onsite depending on whether you want to park in the lot or up front (but I you can always park further down the street in the road and walk about 1-3 minutes to the door for free). Once we go to the door there was about a 20-30 minute wait security line. Funny part about Booby Trap is, yeah there's a lot of regular guys that go here, but often times celebrities, friends of dancers aka more IG level model types, DJs and more are partying at this club towards the end of the night, so there's a lot of eye candy even just walking into the club. Once we got to the door, we all had to pay a cover, it was about $50 by the time we showed up and got inside.

Once inside it's pretty dark and the music is extremely loud. The walls are covered in neon paint and there is a large tables only section in the middle that dominates the club. Once you walk in, towards your front left there is a long bar that covers the back wall and that's where we stood since we didn't have a table for the night. Women are a plenty here, anywhere ranging from Latina 8s-10s to thick White girls from 8s - 10 and then the occasional model-esque Black women as well. If you are looking for predominately Asain, Eastern European, Black, Indian, you are probably out of luck most nights at Booby Trap, but it's Miami so you never know.