Booby Trap On The River
3615 NW S River Dr Miami, FL 33142

Decent time - Won't run back

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ez_legned
Sep 29, 2025, 12:38 AM
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Visited: Sunday Morning

Arrived at the club about 6:30 am as the last stop on a Miami binge. Still mad that I paid $60 to get in at the time but at this point my brain was on autopilot. Don't remember if there was an ID check or pat down.

 

Club was a lot smaller than anticipated. Dark lighting with colorful paint splattered on the walls to enhance visibility. Maybe about 10-15 couch sections through out the club with a 2 rectangle stages in the middle. Long bar on the left hand side, dJ booth up on the right, and VIP cubbies behind the far wall.

 

About 10-15 girls when i got there but they seemed to file put within the half hour. Probably 50/50 AA and latina, median was a 7 but there were two 9s that were occupied until they left. Had two girls dance on me for ones at the bar. They seemed to keep going as long as I was spending. Somehow I managed to make the $40 change I had stretch for about 5 songs but DJ was cutting everything around 2 minutes. Once I ran out I took the nicer one to the back cubbies and did 3 for $50 for some surprisingly intimate dances.

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Decent time - Won't run back