Booby Trap On The River
3615 NW S River Dr Miami, FL 33142

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Johnumero3
Mar 15, 2023, 3:24 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

This was the worst strip club I’ve ever experienced.

 

Before you walk in you get felt up real good by security. I don’t think that’s a problem personally. I love knowing the other dudes don’t have a gun or anything. Anyway, that’s not why this place sucks. Once you’re in, the bar and bathrooms are on the left, a stage in the middle and VIP for lap dances in the back.

 

The price for lap dances varies because most of the girls try to rip you off by making up an insanely high price. The stage was empty for up to 40 minutes at a time. The girls working were not interested in actually working to make money, they all just asked for tips without doing anything first.

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