Booby Trap On The River

3615 NW S River Dr Miami, FL 33142

Reviews

Decent time - Won't run back

Arrived at the club about 6:30 am as the last stop on a Miami binge. Still mad that I paid $60 to get in at the time but at this point my brain was on…

I was a bit disappointed by Booby Trap

I had been looking forward to checking out Booby Trap on the River for a while since I’d heard so much hype around it. Unfortunately, my experience didn’t really live up to the reputation. First…

Not what it used to be. Rinsed before even walking in

The great 3 year decline. Booby Trap on the river used to be my spot as I would end up here after a crazy night/morning out at night clubs. Usually arriving anywhere between 7-9am. I…

Keep your expectations low and your cards at home

The place itself seemed fine a little dated. The DJ just kept yelling but when he did let the music play it was urban music not bad really. No general seating unless you reserve a…

Why Are They Even Open?

Short and sweet "review", though there's not a lot to review, but an honest experience that will hopefully save others from wasting their time. Had a couple hours to kill before a flight, didn't…

Hittinalltheclubs

Worst Visit Yet

As I walked in I sensed the place was dead. But didn’t think it would be this bad. Frankly the day shift has never been great here - never been at night because it looks…

Hustled at Booby Trap

Decently sized club very visible from the highway. I was actually on my way home from top golf with some friends when the neon sign called out to me. I was already…

Mixed Feelings about BT OTR, may go back!

Overall had a good experience at BTR. Went for the first time at about 2am after a night out, and honesty was pretty dead on a Thursday night. Pretty much everywhere you read online, BT…

You’re Better Off Going To The One In Pompano

I decided to go into Booby Trap on the River in the afternoon on a Saturday afternoon because I wanted to see what the hype was all about. For many celebrities (music artists), this is…

9s & 10s & plastic everywhere - But might not be worth the cost for most

Booby Trap on the River probably has the highest concentration of IG level models/dancers (aside from maybe Eleven) in Miami and this is pretty much any night of the week after about 3-4 am. I…

This was the worst strip club I’ve ever experienced. Before you walk in you get felt up real good by security. I don’t think that’s a problem personally. I love knowing the other dudes don’t have…

Too early on Monday

I probably went to early. 730 on a Monday I was the only dude there and there were eight girls ranging from 6 to 6 1/2. I went to the bar to get a beer and…