Booby Trap On The River Reviews

The great 3 year decline.

Booby Trap on the river used to be my spot as I would end up here after a crazy night/morning out at night clubs. Usually arriving anywhere between 7-9am.

I came here after gold rush arriving around 4:30-5am ish.

$20 parking
$40 cover
Busted ear drums

This...

The place itself seemed fine a little dated. The DJ just kept yelling but when he did let the music play it was urban music not bad really. No general seating unless you reserve a table so you do have to stand around the bar otherwise.

Most of the girls were...

Short and sweet "review", though there's not a lot to review, but an honest experience that will hopefully save others from wasting their time. Had a couple hours to kill before a flight, didn't want to make the drive to a good club (mistake), and this is the closest...

As I walked in I sensed the place was dead. But didn’t think it would be this bad. Frankly the day shift has never been great here - never been at night because it looks more like a club than a strip club - but this one was particularly bad....

Decently sized club very visible from the highway. I was actually on my way home from top golf with some friends when the neon sign called out to me. I was already pretty drunk otherwise I probably would not have gone in honestly. Inside was pretty clean...

Overall had a good experience at BTR. Went for the first time at about 2am after a night out, and honesty was pretty dead on a Thursday night. Pretty much everywhere you read online, BT is one of the most popular places in Miami so i was a bit surprised....

I decided to go into Booby Trap on the River in the afternoon on a Saturday afternoon because I wanted to see what the hype was all about. For many celebrities (music artists), this is their spot that they regularly go to so I figured that there is something about...

Booby Trap on the River probably has the highest concentration of IG level models/dancers (aside from maybe Eleven) in Miami and this is pretty much any night of the week after about 3-4 am.

I visited Booby Trap a few Thursdays ago with some buddies of mine. It was their...

This was the worst strip club I’ve ever experienced.

Before you walk in you get felt up real good by security. I don’t think that’s a problem personally. I love knowing the other dudes don’t have a gun or anything. Anyway, that’s not why this place sucks. Once you’re in, the...

I probably went to early. 730 on a Monday I was the only dude there and there were eight girls ranging from 6 to 6 1/2.
I went to the bar to get a beer and the 6 1/2 approached me. I figured why not. I bought myself a drink and...

I checked into the Booby Trap on a Monday night not expecting much. It wasn't a Saturday so the place wouldn't be crowded which I prefer actually.

When I entered the place, it was pretty slow at 9pm. I paid $20 at the door and...

I was just returning from a trip where I had a layover in Miami. My flight didn’t leave till Sunday morning so I figured I would find a club near the airport where I was staying on a Saturday night. This place fit the bill.

I walked in at around 10PM....

We were visiting Miami and got adventurous at midnight in the bout of drunken courage and decided to go to a strip club for the first time.

So, we entered the club at 12:00, the layout was nice but were bummed a bit that you need bottle service to sit...

Was in Downtown Miami with a group of guys and we got the late night twitch for some fun.. Took an uber there and after rolling through an industrial back road we see the neon lights of a couple classic cars sitting on 26" rims, I mean the lights of...

Continuing my last tourist stop - the Booby Trap on the river, close to my hotel by the airport.

I should stress that if you want sex, skip the strip clubs and go to an Asian massage parlor. I found a great AMP and went twice for the same amazingly...

Will not spend time reviewing layout, etc. You can get a good insight on how the club looks like from their website.

Went there around 2 PM trying to kill time between flights - had an 8 hours connection.

15 min each way to terminal so not a bad idea if you...

I went here on a Thursday night. The club was packed with people and some really gorgeous dancers. The dancers were mostly Latina but some black girls and maybe one white girl. There was a $50 entry fee which I believe changes depending on the day. The club was really...

From the moment I stepped in here, I knew it was a bad idea. First it was the disconnect between the cover charge ($25) and the condition of the place. I figured for a friday night, it was normal, but when I got past the doors it didn't look or...

I arrived at around 11 PM via Lyft. There about 6 bouncers gathered our front. No one seemed interested and, in spite of being the only customer trying to enter, no one acknowledged me. I figured out where to go in and got patted down (never a good...

I remember when this club first opened. It was clearly going to be a party club, being that it was pitching a 24/7 schedule, but I thought it would end up being the anti-Eleven. I guess it did, but not in the sense I expected. Now, I’m not saying it’s...

This was the first strip club I have visited since they reopened during the COVID-19 pandemic. Booby Trap reopened on June 12, and I went on June 13. This was my first trip to Booby Trap ever.
Booby Trap on the River is located in an industrial part of town near...

Nicely decorated, dancers available is 2 to 1, A lot of the dancers look beautiful and they definitely come in a variety of sizes from skinny to beautifully thick. The DJ and music were good, and the private lap dance was nice but a bit short. The Dancers weren't pushy...

So I’ve been here a few times over the years. When they first re-opened, it was incredibly dead with hardly any girls. Then I didn’t come for a while. The next time I came on a weekend night and it was so packed with a ton of...

I went here on a Monday evening back in march after ultra. I figured with all the hotels still being full on monday their would be some people at the strip club. The layout was super dark i liked it. This club definatly could be dope if it was bumping....

As I reached I was charged a $25 entry fee... it was my first time here, so while it seemed a bit steep, I was game to give it a chance. The entrance was underwelming, and definitely not welcoming at all. I should have gone with my gut and checked...