Booby Trap On The River
3615 NW S River Dr Miami, FL 33142

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johnchan1923
Sep 4, 2024, 5:39 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Short and sweet "review", though there's not a lot to review, but an honest experience that will hopefully save others from wasting their time. Had a couple hours to kill before a flight, didn't want to make the drive to a good club (mistake), and this is the closest to the airport, so convenient if flight plans changed, etc.

 

Good size building, near airport, in an industrial park setting. Well marked. Easy parking. Walk inside around 2pm, two bouncer looking guys. I sweat it said entry $50 (though maybe I misread) and was already about to turn around and leave (weird looks from the guys), they look at each other then say, just go on in (no cover). Win right?

 

Get inside. It's all neon colors, black lights, and homemade looking benches and tables (like plywood). I do see one girl on a stage (a couple of stages spread around). And one guy watching her, and another girl there too. Looks like some sort of private show for him, idk.

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