Booby Trap On The River Reviews

Summary: Snazzy venue but in an industrial neighborhood. Music is VERY loud. Most dancers zaftig. Waitresses have snazzy-sexy uniforms. (Review applies to a Thursday, 21:30.)

Prices: $10 before 22:00, $20 after. The website offers a free-entry coupon, good before 22:00 (has no fine print to that effect, but that's their policy)....

Fun interior with almost graffiti neon drawings on walls around dj, booth, at least 10 bottle service areas, small main stage with two satellite stages, fantastic music, kitchen, extremely large outside areawith beautiful seating.

One song lap dance $25
30 min room, $70 to house & $15 to DJ, the girls...

So I found myself with some hours to kill in Miami and went to check this site for reviews. Crap my VIP had expired! It was 12 noon so very very early and this place was open and close by.


When I got in I was escorted to the bar by...

So i usually go to bars on my weekends but i had been hearing about his strip club from friends saying it was great....i was feelling up to it one Friday night so i went....parking was $10 and cover charge $20. The place seems small for the amount of people...

Didn't feel like driving to my favorite DD in Pompano, so decided to give this club a look. It wasn't difficult to find the club, as you can see it from 826 route. I think I got there 5 mins before 8pm on a Friday and I couldn't...

Not a very experienced clubber but I'll give what I thought. I never felt grossed out or impressed by the surroundings. The club has three stages but only the center one is consistently manned, so I don't fully understand the rotation. I've been here on two nights, one was during...

I stopped by this club on a Saturday afternoon about 2 Pm and I was the only customer - very odd experience. But the girls did start to dance - for me. They were a little lackadaisical but I can understand not being very interested in performing for one guy....

The club was in good shape, a lot of your typicall Miami wanna be bad boy seen, a little ghetto for my taste. I am more of an Scarletts fan, but decided to give this place a chance. A lot of pressure, dancers are asking for a tip after every...

I tried this club for the first time last week. I'm typically into black clubs where I can get dances for $5, but don't mind getting a dance or two from a club like this every once in a while and I wanted to check this place out. When I...

After a late night on South Beach, decided to pop in here on a Friday night around 3 am. Compared to Booby Trap Doral, this club is much less aggressive on the tip parade and VIP rooms. However, the quality of the girls is mediocre. In the...

This Spanish club is the fourth Booby Trap club in the Miami area. It is located near the Miami Casino (Miami Jai Alai). The road outside the club is kind of rough and seems to be in an industrial area. However, on the positive side, outside of the club is...

The clubs physical description matches the descriptions I've heard of the club that used to occupy this space (stilettos). In regards to the wait staff they are often "unaware" of the drink specials and aside from their ignorance the happy hour special ends an hour earlier than all other BTs...

Will break up this review into 4 sections:

I) Intro
II) Club Layout
III) Dancers
IV) Conclusion

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This is another very long rambling PC review thus the usual disclaimer to skip it if short on time or patience
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Acronyms/abbreviations used in this review:

b/c = because
b/f = before
BF = boyfriend
BTD = Booby Trap Doral
BTR = Booby Trap...

I went for a dance in the private area of the bar. The dancer was not in a hurry to start a dance. When the song started she was hands all over me. I then heard to sound of paper and realized...

This is a couple of reviews from two visits a couple of weeks before the club was added. Not quite sure how to review a brand new club. But here goes. Booby Trap On the River (BTOTR) has been open for less than two months now. It is located...