Cellar Reviews

This place is average. Way overpriced drinks and not many dancers. Even water is $5.00! The bartenders get too pushy about buying the girls drinks too. A few average lookers, but not many. You...

I go to a lot of clubs around the country and usually don't write too much unless it is not worth it so I can save everyone else the trouble. I thought I'd try...

I saw the sign for gentleman's club and decided to check it out. It didn't mention it was chicks in bikinis. The girls were OK looking but on the chunky side. They're kinda like...

Before I go any farther, let me start off by saying," WHAT A RIPOFF !!!!" The interior is typical stripclub,red carpeting, chairs, stage and neon lights. Got there about 3pm, there was...

is this place still open, i have driven past a couple times and no cars in the lot. Farrah is by far the sexiest of the dancers, and well worth spending some time...

Ok short and sweet.... The last time I was here, I came and gave it an OK review. Normally it is the quality of the dance (grind really) that gives it a few extra...

It' s been a while and I had heard that owner was attempting a few changes. This place is the most eclectic mix of shit that you can find in a town best known...

Went in on a Tuesday night and it was slow. There were 3 girls working, they were a 6,4, and a 2. After about 5 minutes the 6 came up to the...

I had just left Crazy Rock in Romeoville and stopped by the Cellar to "drain-the dragon," "shake hands with the mayor," or simply take a piss, before getting back on the Interstate. Since...

How else can I describe the girls here except for, Moo Cows. There were 3 girls working and I none of them were under 200 pounds. They were huge. Beer was...

I returned again to the Cellar, only to find it had not changed much from my previous visits. I'm sure I will return, but only because I live in Joliet and hey, I'm...

The reason I give this club a 6 is it is pretty dead. Girls dont come out until 11 and they keep going back into their dressing room. Girls range 5-7. Nothing spectacular. They...

Saturday evening after 8 PM, there were maybe 8 dancers circulating the two bars and seating areas in this " low-rent district decorated club." There were at least six couples drinking beer and waiting...

The only positive thing I can say about this place is that the girls are extremely friendly and they definetely work hard for their money. Their Fugliness is certainly not going to earn...

To even consider this club to be a "Gentleman's Club", or even a "Strip Club" is a far cry. The club, located in the basement of a building, between a couple of scrap yards on the...

Yes, 8! If this club was in Chicago it would be a 4 or 5. In Tampa it would be a 2. This is Joliet so it is definitely an 8....