Cellar
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111 Patterson Rd Joliet, IL 60436

still a shithole after all of these years

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TazBone
Apr 22, 2019, 10:45 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

This place is still a total shithole. When you go downstairs at the door, it's a $5 cover charge, plus a 2-drink minimum. This place isn't even wheelchair accessible with just steps, and no ramp. When you get inside the place, it looks and feels more like a rundown, outdated bar than a gentlemens club.

At times there are very few dancers and the ones who are there are washed up, pushy, lazy and out-of-shape. It's kind of like a rest haven for washed-up dancers.They charge $20 for a bikini lap dance, not even topless, inside the cramped rooms with the security guards watching them from a multiple black and white monitors. As for the so-called VIP room, it's a little bigger, but it ain't nothing special. It's just an old love seat without any TV and it costs $225, which is too much for nothing. Before you go to the dance room, you have to feed the jukebox, which is unnecessary to do. As long as you're trying to have fun, it doesn't matter.

As for the drinks, they are overpriced at a minimum of $5 per drink. Even a bottled water is that price and it's highway robbery. When a girl sits down with a customer, the bartenders try to rip them off by asking the customer if he can buy the girl a drink for $10, which doesn't make any sense at all. The girls seem to spend more time drinking with their ugly clientele than dancing. When it comes to other customers the girls can be pushy and they are not worth getting a dance from at all.

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