Cellar
Closed
111 Patterson Rd
Joliet, IL 60436
Reviews
Submit a ReviewI went there for my first...
I went there for my first time tonight and had a pretty good time. There were a lot of dancers, but a lot of them didn't interest me. Then I found Allison and Paris. Took…
DjD
May 5, 2012, 12:00 AM
This place is average. Way overpriced...
This place is average. Way overpriced drinks and not many dancers. Even water is $5.00! The bartenders get too pushy about buying the girls drinks too. A few average lookers, but not many. You are…
HighPSpot
Apr 26, 2011, 12:00 AM
I go to a lot of...
I go to a lot of clubs around the country and usually don't write too much unless it is not worth it so I can save everyone else the trouble. I thought I'd try this…
tuscl
Feb 21, 2011, 12:00 AM
I saw the sign for gentleman's...
I saw the sign for gentleman's club and decided to check it out. It didn't mention it was chicks in bikinis. The girls were OK looking but on the chunky side. They're kinda like hooters…
warlock616
Feb 8, 2011, 12:00 AM
Before I go any farther, let...
Before I go any farther, let me start off by saying," WHAT A RIPOFF !!!!" The interior is typical stripclub,red carpeting, chairs, stage and neon lights. Got there about 3pm, there was no…
hayleydog
Aug 11, 2010, 12:00 AM
is this place still open, i...
is this place still open, i have driven past a couple times and no cars in the lot. Farrah is by far the sexiest of the dancers, and well worth spending some time with.…
chefdon
Dec 2, 2009, 12:00 AM
Ok short and sweet....
The last time...
Ok short and sweet....
The last time I was here, I came and gave it an OK review. Normally it is the quality of the dance (grind really) that gives it a few extra points…
Smegma Jones
Aug 11, 2008, 12:00 AM
It' s been a while and...
It' s been a while and I had heard that owner was attempting a few changes. This place is the most eclectic mix of shit that you can find in a town best known for…
1 commentslast: 13 yrs ago(bigmike76)
dennyspade
Aug 2, 2008, 12:00 AM
Went in on a Tuesday night...
Went in on a Tuesday night and it was slow. There were 3 girls working, they were a 6,4, and a 2. After about 5 minutes the 6 came up to the bar…
tuscl
Oct 18, 2007, 12:00 AM
I had just left Crazy Rock...
I had just left Crazy Rock in Romeoville and stopped by the Cellar to "drain-the dragon," "shake hands with the mayor," or simply take a piss, before getting back on the Interstate. Since this…
dennyspade
Jul 13, 2007, 12:00 AM
How else can I describe the...
How else can I describe the girls here except for, Moo Cows. There were 3 girls working and I none of them were under 200 pounds. They were huge. Beer was $5,…
let_me_in
Sep 8, 2006, 5:15 AM
I returned again to the Cellar,...
I returned again to the Cellar, only to find it had not changed much from my previous visits. I'm sure I will return, but only because I live in Joliet and hey, I'm too…
Smegma Jones
Jun 16, 2006, 10:00 PM


