Cellar
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111 Patterson Rd Joliet, IL 60436

Not Worth It

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jackson69
Jun 27, 2017, 5:42 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Checked this place out on a whim while I was in the area anyway. As previously mentioned, it was hard to find, isolated, run down, etc. But all it really isn't a bad place. A few girls sat around chatting, asking for drinks. The girls were by no means "model" material, but cute enough if you're not too picky. The girls were nothing much to talk with.

Boring conversation. Really, my main disappointment with this place wasn't the girls tho, nor the run down basement, it was the prices. $5 for most drinks wasn't bad, but those $20 dances were not worth it at all. If you've ever been to All Star off of 55, this place was aiming for a similar vibe, but less quality all around and costs twice as much for dances. At least a All Stars they pop a titty out for a bit and some of the girls can be decent conversationalists without being pushy.

If you're looking to spend a few hours out, I'd hop on the expressway and spend a few extra minutes heading east. Depending where you end up you'll probably either have the same experience for less, or a better experience for the same price overall.

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