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Cellar
111 Patterson Rd Joliet, IL 60436

Reviews

review
published 1 yr ago
Not great but I'd be open to trying one more time
reviewed by
captainfun

5.3

I didn't have high expectations for this place based on reviews that I've seen over time however I've always wanted to check this place out. I recently went around 5:30 pm on a Thursday. It's…

review
published 2 yrs ago
No reason to stay
reviewed by
Local Hick

2.3

Wish this review vould offer more. I stopped by about 3pm on a Thursday. $5 cover and about 5 for my drink with a tip. No one else there but the…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Dive Bar
reviewed by
JustAGuy42

4.3

Visited the dive bar. It's advertised as a dive bar and it lives up to the name. The parking lot is gravel. The inside is like a doublewide trailer. There is…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Good people, not much else
reviewed by
jackson69

5.3

This is a tough review to write. Everyone from the door guy, to the bartender, to the one girl that came and talked with me, was very nice, but there just wasn't much to the…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Average outing, will repeat
reviewed by
DeepBluesKPVP

6.0

The Celler is blinking bar, when I was there dancers did not strip at all on stage. Joliet is 30 mis from my work in Naperville. So, easy to commute and head back home.

You drive…

review
published 3 yrs ago
First Time. Low-key, but restricted.
reviewed by
RedHeadFred

4.3

First time to the Cellar. The ladies told me the story of the place and some of its "restrictions". Apparently the city of Joliet has a low tolerance for strip clubs and similar…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Cellar still Cellar but not a total disaster
reviewed by
nickg6

5.0

Still has $5 cover. Honestly I think I only had one beer so I don't know if they enforce the 2-drink minimum I'd read elsewhere. I was a good sport and gave bartender…

review
published 6 yrs ago
sinclair's Review
reviewed by
sinclair

1.7

I was in Joliet on a Friday night, so I went to check out The Cellar about 22:30. The club is located on a lonely stretch of road near some junkyards. The first thing I…

review
published 6 yrs ago
still a shithole after all of these years
reviewed by
TazBone

1.0

This place is still a total shithole. When you go downstairs at the door, it's a $5 cover charge, plus a 2-drink minimum. This place isn't even wheelchair accessible with just steps, and no ramp.…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Don't bother
reviewed by
Supremeruler

3.0

Dive bar in somebodys basement. Literally. Only 2 dancers on a wednesday at 8 pm. One 5 and one 6. Thats being generous. $5 cover even when i was the the only customer. $5 domestic…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Not Worth It
reviewed by
jackson69

5.3

Checked this place out on a whim while I was in the area anyway. As previously mentioned, it was hard to find, isolated, run down, etc. But all it really isn't a bad place.…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Average Club
reviewed by
HighPSpot

5.3

I recently returned here after a long absence. Not much has changed, the club is still basically a basement. It is not the nicest place. They should really remodel it and expand. There are a…