Cellar

Joliet, Illinois

Cellar Reviews

• review

  10 months ago
  Not great but I'd be open to trying one more time

  I didn't have high expectations for this place based on reviews that I've seen over time however I've always wanted to check this place out. I recently went around 5:30 pm on a Thursday....
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  10 months ago

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  chiefwiggum
  captainfun

  new city, new club
• review

  2 years ago
  No reason to stay

  Wish this review vould offer more. I stopped by about 3pm on a Thursday. $5 cover and about 5 for my drink with a tip. No one else there but...
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  2 years ago

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  Local Hick
  Local Hick

  Illinois
• review

  2 years ago
  Dive Bar

  Visited the dive bar. It's advertised as a dive bar and it lives up to the name. The parking lot is gravel. The inside is like a doublewide trailer. There...
  JustAGuy42
• review

  2 years ago
  Good people, not much else

  This is a tough review to write. Everyone from the door guy, to the bartender, to the one girl that came and talked with me, was very nice, but there just wasn't much to...
  jackson69
• review

  2 years ago
  Average outing, will repeat

  The Celler is blinking bar, when I was there dancers did not strip at all on stage. Joliet is 30 mis from my work in Naperville. So, easy to commute and head back home. You...
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  2 years ago

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  Jascoi
  DeepBluesKPVP
• review

  3 years ago
  First Time. Low-key, but restricted.

  First time to the Cellar. The ladies told me the story of the place and some of its "restrictions". Apparently the city of Joliet has a low tolerance for strip clubs and...
  Comments: 2

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  3 years ago

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  RedHeadFred
  RedHeadFred

  Nebraska
• review

  5 years ago
  Cellar still Cellar but not a total disaster

  Still has $5 cover. Honestly I think I only had one beer so I don't know if they enforce the 2-drink minimum I'd read elsewhere. I was a good sport and gave...
  nickg6

  New York
• review

  6 years ago
  sinclair's Review

  I was in Joliet on a Friday night, so I went to check out The Cellar about 22:30. The club is located on a lonely stretch of road near some junkyards. The first thing...
  Comments: 3

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  5 years ago

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  Smegma Jones
  sinclair

  Strip Club Nation
• review

  6 years ago
  still a shithole after all of these years

  This place is still a total shithole. When you go downstairs at the door, it's a $5 cover charge, plus a 2-drink minimum. This place isn't even wheelchair accessible with just steps, and no...
  TazBone

  Illinois
• review

  7 years ago
  Don't bother

  Dive bar in somebodys basement. Literally. Only 2 dancers on a wednesday at 8 pm. One 5 and one 6. Thats being generous. $5 cover even when i was the the only customer. $5...
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  3 years ago

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  makeitsprinkle
  chessmaster

  Illinois
• review

  7 years ago
  Not Worth It

  Checked this place out on a whim while I was in the area anyway. As previously mentioned, it was hard to find, isolated, run down, etc. But all it really isn't a bad...
  jackson69
• review

  9 years ago
  Average Club

  I recently returned here after a long absence. Not much has changed, the club is still basically a basement. It is not the nicest place. They should really remodel it and expand. There are...
  HighPSpot

  Illinois
• review

  9 years ago
  First time heading over to this...

  First time heading over to this spot even though I live in Joliet. Guess I stayed away due to the reputation of it being a dump, but they either picked things up or people...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  10 years ago
  Heard terrible things but being the...

  Heard terrible things but being the closest club to me i had to check it out. Ok its in a bad neighborhood and looks like a rundown shack. The inside is a bit small...
  Comments: 3

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  9 years ago

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  TBones2u2016
  wolfman99
• review

  10 years ago
  My trips to the Cellar have...

  My trips to the Cellar have become much less over the past year. It is the only strip club around without me having to travel since I am in Joliet. No new updates have...
  HighPSpot

  Illinois
• review

  11 years ago
  Everything about this place should teach...

  Everything about this place should teach you to keep your expectations low for this club. First of all, it's in a literal basement underneath what looks like a trailer home. Second, it's on a...
  Muppetface
• review

  11 years ago
  Here is my most recent update...

  Here is my most recent update for the Cellar. The place is still run down and dirty. Also, people are still smoking in the club. No big updates have been made,except they put the...
  HighPSpot

  Illinois
• review

  12 years ago
  An update on the Cellar. Drinks...

  An update on the Cellar. Drinks are still high and they still pressure you to buy drinks. It seems they are closing earlier and opening later from what I heard. Not a good sign;...
  HighPSpot

  Illinois
• review

  12 years ago
  This place is definitely the place...

  This place is definitely the place to go for sleaze....both the dancers and the bartenders. If you aren't buying drinks for the dancers and the bartender you won't be seen. Lap dances are monitored...
  jesterbilly
• review

  12 years ago
  This place is sleazy. Between...

  This place is sleazy. Between the creepy guys hanging at the bar, the chunky woman running the place at the bar, and the weirdo guy staring at the black and white monitors of...
  Viking5103

  Florida
• review

  12 years ago
  Here's the run down. Well first...

  Here's the run down. Well first off, it's out of the way in a bad part of town. Second, the price, albeit a fair cover charge at five bucks, the bottled beer was five...
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  12 years ago

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  dougi
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  12 years ago
  Not really recommended unless you don't...

  Not really recommended unless you don't have enough time to go to one of the better clubs in the area. The place itself is not that bad. I've had some great dances here, it...
  bigmike76
• review

  12 years ago
  This place is a joke and...

  This place is a joke and a rip-off. It starts at the door all day every day there's a cover charge of $5, even charged me (a female, on weekday afternoon) Then as soon as...
  Dlanor30
• review

  12 years ago
  My last visit to The Cellar...

  My last visit to The Cellar was much better than past visits! The place has got me hooked. They had a nice variety of dancers and everyone had a good time. The dances go...
  HighPSpot

  Illinois
• review

  13 years ago
  I went there for my first...

  I went there for my first time tonight and had a pretty good time. There were a lot of dancers, but a lot of them didn't interest me. Then I found Allison and Paris....
  DjD