Cellar Reviews

This place is average. Way overpriced drinks and not many dancers. Even water is $5.00! The bartenders get too pushy about buying the girls drinks too. A few average lookers, but not many. You are able to smoke in here too, which I am not a fan of. They need...

I go to a lot of clubs around the country and usually don't write too much unless it is not worth it so I can save everyone else the trouble. I thought I'd try this one out when I was in Joliet last week. Short answer: Too expensive and not...

I saw the sign for gentleman's club and decided to check it out. It didn't mention it was chicks in bikinis. The girls were OK looking but on the chunky side. They're kinda like hooters rejects. I didn't pay for a lap dance cuz why bother when they have clothes...

Before I go any farther, let me start off by saying," WHAT A RIPOFF !!!!" The interior is typical stripclub,red carpeting, chairs, stage and neon lights. Got there about 3pm, there was no cover charge and my beer cost $5, so far so good. There were 3 dancers,...

is this place still open, i have driven past a couple times and no cars in the lot. Farrah is by far the sexiest of the dancers, and well worth spending some time with. It isnt much of a place, but hey, its Joliet....

Ok short and sweet....

The last time I was here, I came and gave it an OK review. Normally it is the quality of the dance (grind really) that gives it a few extra points and there is also almost alwasy 1 decent chick on shift. I went there...

It' s been a while and I had heard that owner was attempting a few changes. This place is the most eclectic mix of shit that you can find in a town best known for its prisons.

It is billed as a Gentlemen's Club and that's the farthest thing you can...

Went in on a Tuesday night and it was slow. There were 3 girls working, they were a 6,4, and a 2. After about 5 minutes the 6 came up to the bar and told that bartender she had to go home because she puked in the dressing...

I had just left Crazy Rock in Romeoville and stopped by the Cellar to "drain-the dragon," "shake hands with the mayor," or simply take a piss, before getting back on the Interstate. Since this was "Race Week" at the Joliet Speedway, I thought I would check to see if...

How else can I describe the girls here except for, Moo Cows. There were 3 girls working and I none of them were under 200 pounds. They were huge. Beer was $5, Corona $6.50 and mix drinks were $9. I got totally wasted and the girls...

I returned again to the Cellar, only to find it had not changed much from my previous visits. I'm sure I will return, but only because I live in Joliet and hey, I'm too lazy to drive far too often.

THE CLUB: 4
Admission is 5$ and no longer comes with...

The reason I give this club a 6 is it is pretty dead. Girls dont come out until 11 and they keep going back into their dressing room. Girls range 5-7. Nothing spectacular. They all need to wear stockings (or whatever they call that) but on the plus side dances...

Saturday evening after 8 PM, there were maybe 8 dancers circulating the two bars and seating areas in this " low-rent district decorated club." There were at least six couples drinking beer and waiting to get dances. Wassup wit dat??

You could watch sports on TV, after you paid for...

The only positive thing I can say about this place is that the girls are extremely friendly and they definetely work hard for their money. Their Fugliness is certainly not going to earn them any private dances.

3 big girls circling around the bar certainly isn't a big enough turn...

To even consider this club to be a "Gentleman's Club",
or even a "Strip Club" is a far cry. The club, located
in the basement of a building, between a couple of scrap
yards on the south side of Joliet. The women are just
Bikini models, doing anything but stripping. Most...

Yes, 8! If this club was in Chicago it would be a 4 or 5. In Tampa it would be a 2. This is Joliet so it is definitely an 8. Went there on a Saturday night, just before midnight. Not very crowded and only...