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Cellar
111 Patterson Rd Joliet, IL 60436

Reviews

review
published 10 yrs ago
First time heading over to this...
reviewed by
tuscl

5.0

First time heading over to this spot even though I live in Joliet. Guess I stayed away due to the reputation of it being a dump, but they either picked things up or people want…

review
published 10 yrs ago
Heard terrible things but being the...
reviewed by
wolfman99

5.7

Heard terrible things but being the closest club to me i had to check it out. Ok its in a bad neighborhood and looks like a rundown shack. The inside is a bit small but…

review
published 10 yrs ago
My trips to the Cellar have...
reviewed by
HighPSpot

4.7

My trips to the Cellar have become much less over the past year. It is the only strip club around without me having to travel since I am in Joliet. No new updates have been…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Everything about this place should teach...
reviewed by
Muppetface

4.0

Everything about this place should teach you to keep your expectations low for this club. First of all, it's in a literal basement underneath what looks like a trailer home. Second, it's on a middle-of-nowhere…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Here is my most recent update...
reviewed by
HighPSpot

4.3

Here is my most recent update for the Cellar. The place is still run down and dirty. Also, people are still smoking in the club. No big updates have been made,except they put the pool…

review
published 12 yrs ago
An update on the Cellar. Drinks...
reviewed by
HighPSpot

6.0

An update on the Cellar. Drinks are still high and they still pressure you to buy drinks. It seems they are closing earlier and opening later from what I heard. Not a good sign; I…

review
published 12 yrs ago
This place is definitely the place...
reviewed by
jesterbilly

4.0

This place is definitely the place to go for sleaze....both the dancers and the bartenders. If you aren't buying drinks for the dancers and the bartender you won't be seen. Lap dances are monitored by…

review
published 12 yrs ago
This place is sleazy. Between...
reviewed by
Viking5103

2.7

This place is sleazy. Between the creepy guys hanging at the bar, the chunky woman running the place at the bar, and the weirdo guy staring at the black and white monitors of the…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Here's the run down. Well first...
reviewed by
tuscl

2.7

Here's the run down. Well first off, it's out of the way in a bad part of town. Second, the price, albeit a fair cover charge at five bucks, the bottled beer was five bucks,…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Not really recommended unless you don't...
reviewed by
bigmike76

3.7

Not really recommended unless you don't have enough time to go to one of the better clubs in the area. The place itself is not that bad. I've had some great dances here, it just…

review
published 13 yrs ago
This place is a joke and...
reviewed by
Dlanor30

3.0

This place is a joke and a rip-off. It starts at the door all day every day there's a cover charge of $5, even charged me (a female, on weekday afternoon)
Then as soon as you…

review
published 13 yrs ago
My last visit to The Cellar...
reviewed by
HighPSpot

6.7

My last visit to The Cellar was much better than past visits! The place has got me hooked. They had a nice variety of dancers and everyone had a good time. The dances go along…