Cellar Reviews

I didn't have high expectations for this place based on reviews that I've seen over time however I've always wanted to check this place out. I recently went around 5:30 pm on a Thursday. It's named the Cellar for a reason. To enter, you walk down a flight of stairs....

Wish this review vould offer more. I stopped by about 3pm on a Thursday. $5 cover and about 5 for my drink with a tip. No one else there but the bartender who was ok looking. I was told rhat dancers should be arriving...

Visited the dive bar. It's advertised as a dive bar and it lives up to the name. The parking lot is gravel. The inside is like a doublewide trailer. There is a stripping pole. There was a young fit dancer there, Riley. She was...

This is a tough review to write. Everyone from the door guy, to the bartender, to the one girl that came and talked with me, was very nice, but there just wasn't much to the place. $5 cover, $5 beer. There was a pole, but no one dancing. I saw...

The Celler is blinking bar, when I was there dancers did not strip at all on stage. Joliet is 30 mis from my work in Naperville. So, easy to commute and head back home.

You drive through the dull depressing road with junkyard, waste plants etc. When you reach you see...

First time to the Cellar. The ladies told me the story of the place and some of its "restrictions". Apparently the city of Joliet has a low tolerance for strip clubs and similar locations. Per the girls, the city would love to see the Cellar closed down....

Still has $5 cover. Honestly I think I only had one beer so I don't know if they enforce the 2-drink minimum I'd read elsewhere. I was a good sport and gave bartender a decent tip for the hell of it.

There were two girls working like salt and...

I was in Joliet on a Friday night, so I went to check out The Cellar about 22:30. The club is located on a lonely stretch of road near some junkyards. The first thing I noticed was the parking lot was quite empty. The gentlemen’s club is in the cellar...

This place is still a total shithole. When you go downstairs at the door, it's a $5 cover charge, plus a 2-drink minimum. This place isn't even wheelchair accessible with just steps, and no ramp. When you get inside the place, it looks and feels more like a rundown, outdated...

Dive bar in somebodys basement. Literally. Only 2 dancers on a wednesday at 8 pm. One 5 and one 6. Thats being generous. $5 cover even when i was the the only customer. $5 domestic beer. $7 import beer. $10 for for anything else including dancer drinks(all watered down). I...

Checked this place out on a whim while I was in the area anyway. As previously mentioned, it was hard to find, isolated, run down, etc. But all it really isn't a bad place. A few girls sat around chatting, asking for drinks. The girls were by no means...

I recently returned here after a long absence. Not much has changed, the club is still basically a basement. It is not the nicest place. They should really remodel it and expand. There are a few poles, which are only used on weekends sometimes. Other than that girls sit at...

First time heading over to this spot even though I live in Joliet. Guess I stayed away due to the reputation of it being a dump, but they either picked things up or people want everything for free. I had a great time. All the girls were super friendly and...

Heard terrible things but being the closest club to me i had to check it out. Ok its in a bad neighborhood and looks like a rundown shack. The inside is a bit small but not too bad. Bathrooms dirty. Anyway, the girls were not bad like i heard.. they...

My trips to the Cellar have become much less over the past year. It is the only strip club around without me having to travel since I am in Joliet. No new updates have been made. The Cellar is still run down, dirty, and worn out. It is basically a...

Everything about this place should teach you to keep your expectations low for this club. First of all, it's in a literal basement underneath what looks like a trailer home. Second, it's on a middle-of-nowhere street, in a middle-of-nowhere town(Joliet), that has pretty much zero drive by traffic and no...

Here is my most recent update for the Cellar. The place is still run down and dirty. Also, people are still smoking in the club. No big updates have been made,except they put the pool table back and have a few more machines for gambling now. Your money just does...

An update on the Cellar. Drinks are still high and they still pressure you to buy drinks. It seems they are closing earlier and opening later from what I heard. Not a good sign; I do not think business is doing that well. The place is still kind of run...

This place is definitely the place to go for sleaze....both the dancers and the bartenders. If you aren't buying drinks for the dancers and the bartender you won't be seen. Lap dances are monitored by camera. You won't get anything inside. There is takeout available depending on the right dancer...

This place is sleazy. Between the creepy guys hanging at the bar, the chunky woman running the place at the bar, and the weirdo guy staring at the black and white monitors of the dance rooms, there is not to much competition for being this slimy. To enter,...

Here's the run down. Well first off, it's out of the way in a bad part of town. Second, the price, albeit a fair cover charge at five bucks, the bottled beer was five bucks, a soda was five bucks and even a water was five bucks. There was no...

Not really recommended unless you don't have enough time to go to one of the better clubs in the area. The place itself is not that bad. I've had some great dances here, it just depends on the girl. The dances are pricey at $20 considering topless isn't allowed. That...

This place is a joke and a rip-off. It starts at the door all day every day there's a cover charge of $5, even charged me (a female, on weekday afternoon)
Then as soon as you sit, you will be pestered to buy the dancers drinks and here's where the real...

My last visit to The Cellar was much better than past visits! The place has got me hooked. They had a nice variety of dancers and everyone had a good time. The dances go along way, Lidia was especially excellent when I went. I hope she stays awhile. The drinks...

I went there for my first time tonight and had a pretty good time. There were a lot of dancers, but a lot of them didn't interest me. Then I found Allison and Paris. Took both for private dances and was well worth it. YMMV but for a little extra...