Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Reviews
Submit a ReviewFizzled Out on the Fourth
I don't know why I keep coming here. Especially on holidays. Tonight on the 4th of July was 100x better than my last visit on Mother's Day however.
A cool, crisp July evening. Parking lot…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(marty_mcfly)
throwawayname2017
Jul 5, 2022, 2:11 PM
Friday evenings can get crazy
As many previous reviewers have noted, Kittens can be a hit or a miss. If you're looking for the best lineup Friday/Saturday evenings are the best. If you're looking for mileage go during the daytime/…
6 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(stripper_friend)
shunquintonrum
Jun 27, 2022, 11:47 AM
Kitten's at noon today
Just got back from a satisfactory trip to to Kittens in the south part of Seattle. I arrived a little after noon.
As many previous fellas have noted, when you walk inside you are immediately…
7 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(marty_mcfly)
TBCTBC
Jun 17, 2022, 2:07 AM
Nice low key visit. Brie is back!
Obligatory club info - kind of a dive, next to a bar (so you can have a drink before or after), semi-guarded parking lot (someone watches it on and off), there is some street parking…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(marty_mcfly)
stripper_friend
Jun 15, 2022, 5:55 AM
Fun time at kittens on Sunday
I was in town so I decided to stop by my favorite seedy club and satisfy my pervy desires. I was short on cash this day but I decided to go anyway. I pull 140…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
Tomatlas469
Jun 13, 2022, 1:36 PM
A Risky But Rewarding Saturday Afternoon
So another swing-by to Kittens has been on my to-do list. With it Saturday (as in today) being sort of sunnyish for once, I ventured out. Having partook in some excessive libation the next before,…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
SCP
Jun 12, 2022, 4:59 PM
Bad Friday day-shift visit
This was probably my most unpleasant visit to a Seattle strip club, or any strip club for that matter. Friday afternoon, around 4 or 5pm. I walk in and pay the cover, $11 I think.…
15 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(SCP)
ashevillenoob
Jun 9, 2022, 2:53 PM
Not as advertised (in a good way)
I had a great time at Kittens. I was expecting ROBs accosting me as soon as I walked in and girls demanding more money than they deserved. But what I got were two girls who…
8 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(River)
ericinthe206
Jun 9, 2022, 8:06 AM
Kittens-Still Worth It, But Be Careful
Kittens always gets a bad rap for the scam reputation, the drama between the dancers (just ask any Pandora ex-Kittens veteran, ) and the often times hands-on management. None of this bothers me, aside from…
7 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(marty_mcfly)
SCP
Jun 6, 2022, 1:45 PM
Tuesday tickles
Visited on a Tuesday afternoon about two weeks ago. Parking lot was about half full, so figured there would be a decent amount of dancers and a few PL's so I would not be…
10 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(SCP)
froggy2
Jun 3, 2022, 5:34 PM
Uninspiring Wednesday Night in May
I visited Kittens Cabaret around 12:45am on a Wednesday night (May 11th). I stayed for about an hour.
Before visiting Kittens, I stopped by Sugars in north Seattle. Sugars had around eight dancers; ballpark…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(marty_mcfly)
marty_mcfly
May 23, 2022, 5:41 PM
Not so good visits
i visited kittens 3-4 times over in the last 6 months and my experiences has been mixed . Being a non alcohol place is a bummer but the bar next door makes up for…
dip007
May 19, 2022, 3:41 PM
More nudity in the parking lot than in the club
Not a stranger to Kittens, but it has been some time since I've been down here. Usually I opt for the easier drive and action at Pandora's, but none of the girls posted on their…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Club_Goer_Seattle)
throwawayname2017
May 10, 2022, 1:20 PM
GIrls know why there are there
First off, most reviews I’ve seen from Washington State clubs all seem to complain about high prices and ROBs, limits on extras imposed by corporately owned clubs. There was a discussion on the board to…
5 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(gotoguy)
gotoguy
Apr 22, 2022, 11:30 AM
Kittens and Pre-Roll = Fun Night
I visited Kittens Cabaret around 11:00pm on a Thursday night (April 14th). I stayed for about two hours, with a couple of LDs. I had a lot of fun; but Kittens has mixed…
4 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(River)
marty_mcfly
Apr 22, 2022, 6:47 AM
Vultures Fly South
I don’t generally write reviews after EVERY sc visit. Some visits are so uneventful or just don’t offer anything different to share about a particular place. The reason I wrote this review is to provide…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(TBCTBC)
FLAP3000
Apr 11, 2022, 9:11 AM
Unicorn Visit Maybe?
Same Old same old as far as the layout and initial experience. Dark as hell inside, small round dirty ass tables, chewing gum stuck to the floor. $16 to get in, and they tax you…
7 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(drewcareypnw)
FLAP3000
Apr 7, 2022, 1:31 PM
I Did Get To Pet Some Kitty
After 2 botched missions earlier on Sunday (Pandora’s was a bust…I did see Martina for the 1st time but she did nothing for me) and Sugar’s (only 2 girls there: Vee and Chandler and neither…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(FLAP3000)
FLAP3000
Feb 21, 2022, 9:14 PM
I’m the Fool Today
I have been here before, and enjoyed myself so decided to try again. What a waste …
First the obligatory details. Parking is good. Patrons are average. There’s an older guy who really hovers, he’s apparently…
7 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(stripper_friend)
Ballerfaller45
Feb 11, 2022, 6:44 AM
Kittens. Worth visiting if you're in the area.
Went on a Wednesday afternoon back in early November 2021. Never been but found myself in the area with a bit of time on my hands.
This place is next to a bar and has a…
Khyaa
Feb 1, 2022, 2:22 AM
An Afternoon Visit to Kitten's
Earlier today I ventured into Kitten’s, and had a nice time.
First the club details. During the day, there is plenty of parking. At nights (and especially on Th, Fri, Sat) the parking lot can…
4 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(MikieR)
TBCTBC
Jan 30, 2022, 1:30 AM
Why Is Everybody Always Picking on Me??
I have had this place on my radar for several weeks now. My CF dancer in Seattle (based on my few brief encounters since moving here a month ago) recommended this place, and even mentioned…
16 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Hustler313)
FLAP3000
Jan 12, 2022, 11:42 PM
will be back for more soon
Went in on a sunday night. wasn't expecting much but was surprised by how many girls were working.
Parking is pretty good since you have a parking lot and if you go late at night there's…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Rich_Oates)
eclipse425
Jan 12, 2022, 12:38 AM
A Newcomers Thoughts
Outside & Parking
The club is attached to a full service restaurant, which is nice. You can eat and drink then go next door. Parking is always good and safe, which is rare for SoDo currently.…
4 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(ArtCollege)
Ballerfaller45
Dec 30, 2021, 1:28 AM
Extended happy hour at kittens
Went out with my coworkers on a Friday evening. After a few drinks we had to drop couple of guys at the airport and on the way back we stopped at kittens for an extended…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(kisow)
Sg2k3
Nov 16, 2021, 1:11 PM


