Reviews

I went to a strip club with a group of my buddies for my first time. One of them has been here before and raved about the girls. "Kittens Cabaret" they said... it made me…

Thanks to the reviewers here I was prepared for the drill at Kittens. No alcohol, so I started my night next door where they had some mediocre live music, but a good selection of beers.…

Went in to Kittens Monday a week ago. About a dozen cars in the parking lot at around 12pm. Went into the club and paid the customary $15 dollars for entry and a…

I have not been to Kittens in awhile, maybe 2-3 months. I don't go as often as I used to, since I moved last year. My commute time to Kittens has essentially doubled. Also,…

And for those that don't know - there was a gunman at the club recently (though no actual shots fired) and it has more ROB reports than any other club in Seattle... Why do I…

This place was packed. Parking lot full. Lots of women. I am guessing 30 +. Paid the cover and got my non alcoholic drink. All in for $20 including tip. They made me take my…

Kittens has been a hit/miss for me. I’ve walked away refreshed and relieved a majority of times. I had a recent bad adventure recently so wanted to share. It was late Friday…

I tend to go back and forth a bit between Kitten's and Pandora's. Today I just felt like a trip to Kitten's, and I am really glad I ventured south for a visit. As other…

Backstory: I was once visited kittens and got a lap dance in the VIP rooms with this absolute smoke show who, unprompted said it was okay for me to touch her, everywhere, and she took…

Back in Seattle and decided to give Kittens another shot since it is closer to the airport than our usual go to, Pandora’s. Typically, we get more pressure than I like from this place.…

Was in town so decided to stop by Pandoras for a few. Around ten cars in the parking lot at around 1pm last Monday. Walked in paid my drink and cover, $15 and…

First visit in a while, In town for a delivery and close by so in spite of being not thrilled at dealing with the scammers that tend to inhabit this club I stopped in.…

Club details for those who are interested... Decent sized parking lot that is shared with a bar next door. In the daytime it appears to be a safe location but the neighborhood is a little…

I haven't been to a club in almost a year and found some time to hit up Kittens around noon. I wanted to get a lay of the land, see who was still there and…

Obligatory club info (mostly copied from my previous review if the club, not much changed) - kind of a dive, next to a bar (so you can have a drink before or after), semi-guarded free…

Familiar haunt in the industrial part of Georgetown Seattle. Attached to a bar / restaurant. I stopped in yesterday afternoon around 1ish though you wouldn’t know it once you open the door to enter.…

Was in the area so decided to go to kittens for a quick visit. Parking lot was not too full so was not sure how many girls would be there. Went in and…

So this club is really good. As good as Pandoras probably. I’ve had a bit of an epiphany about this club in recent months. I’ve long been black pilled on this place, but the the…

I showed up around 11pm on a Wednesday evening. I have been here before so I was confident what to expect. The club is next to a bar which is convenient for those…

I had just finished up at a weekend long bachelor party that had no strippers. I decided to stop for a much needed tune up at my favorite pitch black den filled with women eager…

I've been here many times before but this was my first visit in a few months. I've previously characterized Kittens as "hit or miss" since I've had some enjoyable visits and some visits that…

This place was pretty mediocre. Came in skeptical based on the reviews here. I must say, I didn't experience any real hustles or rip-offs. That said, the girls are very straight to the point. And…

Decided to take a look at Kittens after a not so good experience at Pandoras. Made my way into what seems like the darkest club in Seattle. I have a hard time even…

I went to the club on Tuesday and then Wednesday. I know that these days are usually slow in most strip clubs but I remembered that this club was typically frequented by a lot of…

This was Friday. What better way to spend a day then to pay sluts to get naked for you. I decided to venture down the I-5 for a Kittens retry, given my last experience there.…