Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Reviews
Submit a ReviewPenguin Strikes Again!
Familiar haunt in the industrial part of Georgetown Seattle. Attached to a bar / restaurant. I stopped in yesterday afternoon around 1ish though you wouldn’t know it once you open the door to enter.…
7 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(stripper_friend)
FLAP3000
Sep 2, 2022, 8:16 PM
Wednesday Pretty good
Was in the area so decided to go to kittens for a quick visit. Parking lot was not too full so was not sure how many girls would be there. Went in and…
3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
509bad
Aug 20, 2022, 3:24 PM
This Club Is Really Good Now
So this club is really good. As good as Pandoras probably. I’ve had a bit of an epiphany about this club in recent months. I’ve long been black pilled on this place, but the the…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(crotchrocket)
SCP
Aug 17, 2022, 3:29 AM
Kittens Cabaret - A Little Seattle Fun
I showed up around 11pm on a Wednesday evening. I have been here before so I was confident what to expect. The club is next to a bar which is convenient for those…
vegasslut21
Aug 16, 2022, 1:37 AM
Pretty Nice Day
I had just finished up at a weekend long bachelor party that had no strippers. I decided to stop for a much needed tune up at my favorite pitch black den filled with women eager…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(FLAP3000)
Tomatlas469
Aug 11, 2022, 3:15 PM
Previously more open... but not today
I've been here many times before but this was my first visit in a few months. I've previously characterized Kittens as "hit or miss" since I've had some enjoyable visits and some visits that…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(SCP)
PortlandDave
Aug 6, 2022, 11:38 AM
Yawn.
This place was pretty mediocre. Came in skeptical based on the reviews here. I must say, I didn't experience any real hustles or rip-offs. That said, the girls are very straight to the point. And…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(MayorBeauJames)
MayorBeauJames
Jul 20, 2022, 1:17 PM
Monday
Decided to take a look at Kittens after a not so good experience at Pandoras. Made my way into what seems like the darkest club in Seattle. I have a hard time even…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(509bad)
509bad
Jul 19, 2022, 2:43 PM
Enough girls around but rather chubby
I went to the club on Tuesday and then Wednesday. I know that these days are usually slow in most strip clubs but I remembered that this club was typically frequented by a lot of…
3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(CASTICA)
CASTICA
Jul 16, 2022, 11:51 PM
This Place Just Keeps Getting Better
This was Friday. What better way to spend a day then to pay sluts to get naked for you. I decided to venture down the I-5 for a Kittens retry, given my last experience there.…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
SCP
Jul 16, 2022, 7:35 PM
Fizzled Out on the Fourth
I don't know why I keep coming here. Especially on holidays. Tonight on the 4th of July was 100x better than my last visit on Mother's Day however.
A cool, crisp July evening. Parking lot…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(marty_mcfly)
throwawayname2017
Jul 5, 2022, 2:11 PM
Friday evenings can get crazy
As many previous reviewers have noted, Kittens can be a hit or a miss. If you're looking for the best lineup Friday/Saturday evenings are the best. If you're looking for mileage go during the daytime/…
6 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(stripper_friend)
shunquintonrum
Jun 27, 2022, 11:47 AM
Kitten's at noon today
Just got back from a satisfactory trip to to Kittens in the south part of Seattle. I arrived a little after noon.
As many previous fellas have noted, when you walk inside you are immediately…
7 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(marty_mcfly)
TBCTBC
Jun 17, 2022, 2:07 AM
Nice low key visit. Brie is back!
Obligatory club info - kind of a dive, next to a bar (so you can have a drink before or after), semi-guarded parking lot (someone watches it on and off), there is some street parking…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(marty_mcfly)
stripper_friend
Jun 15, 2022, 5:55 AM
Fun time at kittens on Sunday
I was in town so I decided to stop by my favorite seedy club and satisfy my pervy desires. I was short on cash this day but I decided to go anyway. I pull 140…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
Tomatlas469
Jun 13, 2022, 1:36 PM
A Risky But Rewarding Saturday Afternoon
So another swing-by to Kittens has been on my to-do list. With it Saturday (as in today) being sort of sunnyish for once, I ventured out. Having partook in some excessive libation the next before,…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
SCP
Jun 12, 2022, 4:59 PM
Bad Friday day-shift visit
This was probably my most unpleasant visit to a Seattle strip club, or any strip club for that matter. Friday afternoon, around 4 or 5pm. I walk in and pay the cover, $11 I think.…
15 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(SCP)
ashevillenoob
Jun 9, 2022, 2:53 PM
Not as advertised (in a good way)
I had a great time at Kittens. I was expecting ROBs accosting me as soon as I walked in and girls demanding more money than they deserved. But what I got were two girls who…
8 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(River)
ericinthe206
Jun 9, 2022, 8:06 AM
Kittens-Still Worth It, But Be Careful
Kittens always gets a bad rap for the scam reputation, the drama between the dancers (just ask any Pandora ex-Kittens veteran, ) and the often times hands-on management. None of this bothers me, aside from…
7 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(marty_mcfly)
SCP
Jun 6, 2022, 1:45 PM
Tuesday tickles
Visited on a Tuesday afternoon about two weeks ago. Parking lot was about half full, so figured there would be a decent amount of dancers and a few PL's so I would not be…
10 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(SCP)
froggy2
Jun 3, 2022, 5:34 PM
Uninspiring Wednesday Night in May
I visited Kittens Cabaret around 12:45am on a Wednesday night (May 11th). I stayed for about an hour.
Before visiting Kittens, I stopped by Sugars in north Seattle. Sugars had around eight dancers; ballpark…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(marty_mcfly)
marty_mcfly
May 23, 2022, 5:41 PM
Not so good visits
i visited kittens 3-4 times over in the last 6 months and my experiences has been mixed . Being a non alcohol place is a bummer but the bar next door makes up for…
dip007
May 19, 2022, 3:41 PM
More nudity in the parking lot than in the club
Not a stranger to Kittens, but it has been some time since I've been down here. Usually I opt for the easier drive and action at Pandora's, but none of the girls posted on their…
3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Club_Goer_Seattle)
throwawayname2017
May 10, 2022, 1:20 PM
GIrls know why there are there
First off, most reviews I’ve seen from Washington State clubs all seem to complain about high prices and ROBs, limits on extras imposed by corporately owned clubs. There was a discussion on the board to…
5 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(gotoguy)
gotoguy
Apr 22, 2022, 11:30 AM
Kittens and Pre-Roll = Fun Night
I visited Kittens Cabaret around 11:00pm on a Thursday night (April 14th). I stayed for about two hours, with a couple of LDs. I had a lot of fun; but Kittens has mixed…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(River)
marty_mcfly
Apr 22, 2022, 6:47 AM


