Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Reviews
Submit a ReviewGood times can happen at Kittens!
First visit in a while, In town for a delivery and close by so in spite of being not thrilled at dealing with the scammers that tend to inhabit this club I stopped in.…
3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Maximust)
froggy2
Sep 23, 2022, 2:43 AM
Rendezvous with Rio
Club details for those who are interested...
Decent sized parking lot that is shared with a bar next door. In the daytime it appears to be a safe location but the neighborhood is a little…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Checkingthisout5)
coug98
Sep 16, 2022, 11:02 AM
Back in the Saddle
I haven't been to a club in almost a year and found some time to hit up Kittens around noon. I wanted to get a lay of the land, see who was still there and…
3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(ericinthe206)
Rich_Oates
Sep 16, 2022, 11:00 AM
Tee'd in the Winter amongst the Vultures but came out ahead
Obligatory club info (mostly copied from my previous review if the club, not much changed) - kind of a dive, next to a bar (so you can have a drink before or after), semi-guarded free…
6 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Maximust)
stripper_friend
Sep 6, 2022, 12:17 PM
Penguin Strikes Again!
Familiar haunt in the industrial part of Georgetown Seattle. Attached to a bar / restaurant. I stopped in yesterday afternoon around 1ish though you wouldn’t know it once you open the door to enter.…
7 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(stripper_friend)
FLAP3000
Sep 2, 2022, 8:16 PM
Wednesday Pretty good
Was in the area so decided to go to kittens for a quick visit. Parking lot was not too full so was not sure how many girls would be there. Went in and…
3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
509bad
Aug 20, 2022, 3:24 PM
This Club Is Really Good Now
So this club is really good. As good as Pandoras probably. I’ve had a bit of an epiphany about this club in recent months. I’ve long been black pilled on this place, but the the…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(crotchrocket)
SCP
Aug 17, 2022, 3:29 AM
Kittens Cabaret - A Little Seattle Fun
I showed up around 11pm on a Wednesday evening. I have been here before so I was confident what to expect. The club is next to a bar which is convenient for those…
vegasslut21
Aug 16, 2022, 1:37 AM
Pretty Nice Day
I had just finished up at a weekend long bachelor party that had no strippers. I decided to stop for a much needed tune up at my favorite pitch black den filled with women eager…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(FLAP3000)
Tomatlas469
Aug 11, 2022, 3:15 PM
Previously more open... but not today
I've been here many times before but this was my first visit in a few months. I've previously characterized Kittens as "hit or miss" since I've had some enjoyable visits and some visits that…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(SCP)
PortlandDave
Aug 6, 2022, 11:38 AM
Yawn.
This place was pretty mediocre. Came in skeptical based on the reviews here. I must say, I didn't experience any real hustles or rip-offs. That said, the girls are very straight to the point. And…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(MayorBeauJames)
MayorBeauJames
Jul 20, 2022, 1:17 PM
Monday
Decided to take a look at Kittens after a not so good experience at Pandoras. Made my way into what seems like the darkest club in Seattle. I have a hard time even…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(509bad)
509bad
Jul 19, 2022, 2:43 PM
Enough girls around but rather chubby
I went to the club on Tuesday and then Wednesday. I know that these days are usually slow in most strip clubs but I remembered that this club was typically frequented by a lot of…
3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(CASTICA)
CASTICA
Jul 16, 2022, 11:51 PM
This Place Just Keeps Getting Better
This was Friday. What better way to spend a day then to pay sluts to get naked for you. I decided to venture down the I-5 for a Kittens retry, given my last experience there.…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
SCP
Jul 16, 2022, 7:35 PM
Fizzled Out on the Fourth
I don't know why I keep coming here. Especially on holidays. Tonight on the 4th of July was 100x better than my last visit on Mother's Day however.
A cool, crisp July evening. Parking lot…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(marty_mcfly)
throwawayname2017
Jul 5, 2022, 2:11 PM
Friday evenings can get crazy
As many previous reviewers have noted, Kittens can be a hit or a miss. If you're looking for the best lineup Friday/Saturday evenings are the best. If you're looking for mileage go during the daytime/…
6 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(stripper_friend)
shunquintonrum
Jun 27, 2022, 11:47 AM
Kitten's at noon today
Just got back from a satisfactory trip to to Kittens in the south part of Seattle. I arrived a little after noon.
As many previous fellas have noted, when you walk inside you are immediately…
7 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(marty_mcfly)
TBCTBC
Jun 17, 2022, 2:07 AM
Nice low key visit. Brie is back!
Obligatory club info - kind of a dive, next to a bar (so you can have a drink before or after), semi-guarded parking lot (someone watches it on and off), there is some street parking…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(marty_mcfly)
stripper_friend
Jun 15, 2022, 5:55 AM
Fun time at kittens on Sunday
I was in town so I decided to stop by my favorite seedy club and satisfy my pervy desires. I was short on cash this day but I decided to go anyway. I pull 140…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
Tomatlas469
Jun 13, 2022, 1:36 PM
A Risky But Rewarding Saturday Afternoon
So another swing-by to Kittens has been on my to-do list. With it Saturday (as in today) being sort of sunnyish for once, I ventured out. Having partook in some excessive libation the next before,…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
SCP
Jun 12, 2022, 4:59 PM
Bad Friday day-shift visit
This was probably my most unpleasant visit to a Seattle strip club, or any strip club for that matter. Friday afternoon, around 4 or 5pm. I walk in and pay the cover, $11 I think.…
15 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(SCP)
ashevillenoob
Jun 9, 2022, 2:53 PM
Not as advertised (in a good way)
I had a great time at Kittens. I was expecting ROBs accosting me as soon as I walked in and girls demanding more money than they deserved. But what I got were two girls who…
8 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(River)
ericinthe206
Jun 9, 2022, 8:06 AM
Kittens-Still Worth It, But Be Careful
Kittens always gets a bad rap for the scam reputation, the drama between the dancers (just ask any Pandora ex-Kittens veteran, ) and the often times hands-on management. None of this bothers me, aside from…
7 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(marty_mcfly)
SCP
Jun 6, 2022, 1:45 PM
Tuesday tickles
Visited on a Tuesday afternoon about two weeks ago. Parking lot was about half full, so figured there would be a decent amount of dancers and a few PL's so I would not be…
10 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(SCP)
froggy2
Jun 3, 2022, 5:34 PM
Uninspiring Wednesday Night in May
I visited Kittens Cabaret around 12:45am on a Wednesday night (May 11th). I stayed for about an hour.
Before visiting Kittens, I stopped by Sugars in north Seattle. Sugars had around eight dancers; ballpark…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(marty_mcfly)
marty_mcfly
May 23, 2022, 5:41 PM


