Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Reviews
Submit a ReviewA Tale of Two Titties
Actually, it’s a tale of two strip clubs but I like the other title better. I’m also not sure if this dual review comparison is legal, but most of my visits (during the day) have…
4 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Qwerasdfzxcv1234)
Rich_Oates
Oct 21, 2021, 12:30 AM
Quick trip
Decided to head on over around 8:30 after the football games. $16 cover included beverage. Saw maybe 5 other patrons. Dancers ranged from 3-8 in my opinion. When I arrived only one stage was being…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(bkkruined)
bear3624
Oct 19, 2021, 2:34 PM
Kittens early afternoon
Stopped about 1pm, and was 3 weeks ago, bright sunny day outside, so my eyes took a little time to adjust to the low light. Typical deal, met a inside, took my money for…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(marty_mcfly)
froggy2
Oct 16, 2021, 2:32 AM
Some good. Some bad.
I went in on a Wed afternoon and was greeted by the door girl who took my money for entry and a drink. There are two stages in front and a back room which…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(stripper_friend)
Schilldress
Oct 13, 2021, 10:28 AM
try to hold on to your money, just try...
This place is another lap dance factory. By that I mean, unless you if you mean to spend an evening here, unless you adjust your strategy, you will fall into the trap that everything…
5 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(marty_mcfly)
northoffifty
Oct 6, 2021, 8:09 PM
Solid first experience at Kittens
As I was in Seattle and had never visited a club there I found an opportunity to dip out and visit Kittens Cabaret. It's kind of in the middle of nowhere, nestled in an…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(SCP)
mjpenn07
Sep 29, 2021, 11:44 PM
Not a bad first impression
I was there Monday afternoon around 2 pm.
First time on this place, my thoughts were to just go there and see what this place has to offer.
There is a bar next door, when I got…
Peteogrand_e
Sep 28, 2021, 11:57 AM
Not Purrr-fect, But Fun Thursday Night
I visited Kittens Cabaret around 11:00pm on a Thursday night (Sept 9th). I stayed for about two hours, with a LD (no extras) toward the end. The most fun I’ve had since Covid.…
5 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Checkingthisout5)
marty_mcfly
Sep 28, 2021, 11:14 AM
Friday Afternoon Delight
Kittens is a well laid out club with a wide variety of girls in different shapes, sizes and ethnicities. On a Friday afternoon, it wasn't busy (5 guys) and there weren't a lot of…
4 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(ocjohn)
ocjohn
Sep 14, 2021, 10:56 PM
Thursday Evening fun
Went to Kittens at around 6pm on a Thursday. I went that day expecting to only have a dance or two just to relax for the week. Like always, it's $10 for the cover charge…
7 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Rich_Oates)
trasher_NAVI000
Sep 8, 2021, 12:40 PM
Some Mighty Fine Tomatoes on Display
I went to Kittens around noon on Saturday. This was my third trip here in the last month or so. It seemed the mask mandate was in effect, until after you get in the club.…
7 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Rich_Oates)
Rich_Oates
Sep 5, 2021, 9:47 AM
Saturday
Went into Kittens about two weeks ago on a Saturday. There was a large bike ralley in the parking lot which was kind of weird but what ever. Went into the club around…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(JoeLoser)
509bad
Aug 25, 2021, 12:09 PM
Dead on Sunday Afternoon
Popped in on a Sunday afternoon. Was charged $11 entrance, soft drink included in the price. Temperature taken at entrance. I walked right into the row of chairs across from the bar, because my eyes…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Club_Goer_Seattle)
ashevillenoob
Aug 23, 2021, 3:48 PM
pretty much like before COVID
I hadn't been to Kittens since before COVID hit last year but I've dropped by a couple of times recently. My experiences on the two visits were quite similar but with a different set…
PortlandDave
Aug 22, 2021, 1:19 AM
Club Ad
Or whatever. I don't work for the club and up until yesterday didn't have the best opinion of it based on the last time I visited before the pandemic. It was closer though and I…
6 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(drewcareypnw)
Rich_Oates
Aug 20, 2021, 7:17 PM
Still a decent choice in Seattle
Looks like Seattle is getting back to pre covid days. Saw a post on Insta from my old favorite about getting back into dancing. Decided to make a stop at kittens on my way back…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(marty_mcfly)
Sg2k3
Aug 9, 2021, 5:26 AM
Packed Friday night
I went on a Friday night to Kittens at around 9-10pm. The parking lot was completely full, but luckily I found a spot just behind the parking lot. Parking is free for anyone wondering. So,…
5 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(QuiffKing)
trasher_NAVI000
Jul 28, 2021, 12:27 AM
Great people, but felt like a fish bowl
I paid the entry fee and mandatory non-alcoholic drinks for a total of less than $20. I grabbed a seat and didn't wait long for a dancer to approach me. We built a rapport and…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(jejuneloon)
kisow
Jul 27, 2021, 5:13 PM
Pushy girls, bad time
Decided to stop by on my way back to the airport after a work trip landed me in Seattle. The place was pretty standard. Seemed well lit enough to get a decent view of the…
8 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(LPF)
ssdg6653
Jul 21, 2021, 2:17 PM
Thursday
Went to Kittens on a Thursday around 1pm. Just left Pandoras looking for some different talent. Paid the normal drink and entry fee of $11 and sat down. was given my drink…
10 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Checkingthisout5)
509bad
Jul 9, 2021, 12:58 PM
Lots of strippers
Initially I passed this club since a large group of Prospect motorcycle members were parked all around this place. I then went to Pandora's (no review, it sucked). Came back, and less bikers were around.…
Michigan
Jul 6, 2021, 11:57 AM
Wasted an hour Monday afternoon. Not recommended (at least for now).
(moving the review to the correct spot - originally posted under Pandora, but it is for Kittens)
First visit post-COVID to this club. They are definitely still recovering. They seem to have lost whatever hot dancers…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Glitter_gold)
stripper_friend
Jun 22, 2021, 11:56 PM
Worst experience in a long time
Since I did not enjoy my Pandoras visit and I had extra time on my hands, I decided I could check out Kittens.
Early afternoon might’ve been seven dancers working. The reputation for this place and…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(stripper_friend)
the mighty quinn
Jun 22, 2021, 6:26 PM
Trust your instincts. GPS and lowlife girls work here.
Dropped by on a weeknight and the place is far quieter than what they have on weekends. Even on weekend evenings, things have died down after the initial post-covid reopening burst.
On this night, some…
8 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(around)
around
Jun 15, 2021, 12:35 PM
Weekday Kittens
This is my go to club when in Seattle. Dark room in the back serves it's purpose and there are two stages in the front. I've never done the private dance as it's…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(River)
Schilldress
Jun 15, 2021, 2:25 AM


