Reviews

I was in Des Moines for a two weeks for work and kept hearing about this place. I decided to go on my last night there. I was only there about an hour…

I went to the lumberyard on thursday night with the girlfriend and a couple of friends. All of the girls were hot and very friendly. They would even dance in front of you and hold…

Finally visited the Lumberyard on a Friday night during their Amateur Night. It was an interesting night but only 5 amateurs participated in the nightly activities. The best part was the girl sitting…

I was in town for work and I'd heard about this place before. I went in for a couple hours and the most impressive thing was the how good looking the dancers was. I enjoyed…

Me and a buddy stopped by on the way thru town on a Saturday afternoon. Got there right as they were opening and have a 2 for 1 special to start out when they open.…

On Saturday December 14th, my wife and I visited the Lumber Yard. As always there were lots of dancers, and almost all of them were very attractive. After sitting near the stage for…

I generally will stop into the Lumberyard while passing through Des Moines. I didn't have much time and spent most of my time at the tip rail on the first stage. As always,…

The ingredients are all here for a good time, but my visit fell short. In my opinion it's largely a training and management issue that stops this club from being great, though I read a…

Lots and LOTS of girls work there! It was amazing seeing all of the natural ladies present. I felt like Jack Kerouak was correct in saying the prettiest girls in the world are in Des…

My wife and I stopped by on Friday the 13th of September. I’ve reviewed the Lumber Yard before, so I’ll not spend a lot of time on the details of the place. As always,…

This is a beer stained club. Huge, big barn. I don't normally go here, but the other club was a dud. I knew it was Tuesday 2 for 1, so I took…

Had some time and heard the commercials about The LumberYard. I'm originally from SoCal so I probably was expecting way too much. Disappointing on several fronts. Dancers are average but have an attitude they are…

My wife and I visited the Lumber Yard on Friday night, to celebrate my birthday. The lumber Yard is a BYBO “totally nude” club. It is little dark and not at all fancy…

Went there on a Tuesday night. This is an upscale club. Very big with several stages. Only one pole was being used that night. When it gets busy, they open up more stages with poles…

The Lumber Yard does not disappoint! This is my favorite club and I was happy to visit last week while back home for the Fourth. As always, Friday night was busy, with lots of bachelor…

This place was impressive right off the bat! The first impression was that it was very big inside, and this was substantiated once we walked through the door. This place is HUGE! There are a…

I've been to The Lumberyard a few times when traveling back and forth from MO to MN. I always try to stop at this club. There just aren't many hands on clubs in either state,…

This place was impressive right off the bat! The first impression was that it was very big inside, and this was substantiated once we walked through the door. This place is HUGE! There are a…

I actually enjoy the Lumberyard quite a bit. Always a good choice for the area, mostly because the club is SO cool. Three tiered, plenty of space, and a BYOB! The dancers on this particular…

Visited the club after a dissappointing stop at the Minx. Don't like the layout of this club, but do like the BYOB. Had a very good selection of girls this time around. Many young and…

I have found Nirvana in Des Moines! Well, not really but I did find my first perfect dancer, ever. I will not describe the club again but it is a decent, big place. It is…

I dropped in about 5:30 while in town on business. There was no cover and the gal at the front gave me a wrist band. I had not done my homework and was…

I really do want to like this club. A couple girlfriends of mine work here...they're gorgeous, and the club layout itself is on the upscale as far as Iowa goes. But I've heard about the…

Driving through Des Moines and stopped by here on a Sunday late in the afternoon. Right off the bat & was turned off by the girl behind the counter checking IDs and giving wristbands.…

I visited the club while passing through Des Moines on a Thursday night. As mentioned by other reviewers, the club has a large lay out w/ 3 separate stages. For the majority of…