The LumberYard Reviews

This is a club I visit from time to time, and would have to say it is "Hit or Miss". The club itself is pretty impressive in some ways. One of the reviewers really knocked the club and I think his logic was a bit weird. It...

Go to this club all the time. Never have run into anything like it anywhere in the country. The BYOB is an awesome $$ saver. Been with a whole gang of buddies and rolled in a full cooler.

I just can't believe the chicks dance naked for $1...

The dancers were not all that great. That being said I was there on a Monday night, so I'm pretty sure they didn't have their best girls out on the stage.

The Lumber Yard has a few poles and stages and great views from all around. You should get...

I went with some guys during a work trip. It was my first time to a strip club and I don't think I will ever waste my time or money on one again. The cost to get in is steep which is 15 dollars. We went on Tuesday and didn't...

I used to b a regular at the club ATLEAST once every weekend. Ive been there 5x since the new management.. I was there Sun, the final appreciation night n I'll prob never b back again. Specials were great n the dancers tht have been there 4 awhile were...

This place is just weird - I really don't like the scene here. It's not unfriendly and it's not scary - I will give it that. And many of the women are pretty decent looking - I will give it that. And in the several times I...

Been to the club once before, but don't find myself in Des Moines enough to make it too often. The first time I was there they were still selling wristbands at the door for the VIP room, which would allow you to purchase fully nude private dances for $35/song...

A very curious place for me. I immediately spied a dancer named Mallory who was my type. She went up on stage and I tipped her and was definitely interested in some dances. She seemed sort of ditzy - I had to really specifically say 'Yes -...

Visited some buddies in Des Moines, so of course we hit the 'Yard. Difficult to find stage seats on the weekend, especially when people "save" their seats for an hour. I understand that its necessary to go outside and smoke, but not to go sit at your table....

This is a very good club to spend your night and your dollars. Everytime when I am in the Des Moines area I would visit this one at least on night. THe management has done a fine job of keeping the place the talk in town. Customers range from early...

This club is huge, 3 stages were going. It's kinda like a waterfall, a pair or so of dancers at the top and work their way down every 3 songs to the last stage which leads right into the lap dance room. The girls are pretty much young college...

A seemingly slow night with few patrons and dancers but girls seemed all cute. Had one private dance that was pretty good and then watched dancers for the next hour without a single girl approaching. With just one stage going, not many dancers roaming so was pretty limited. A second...

I had never been to the Lumber Yard before, A couple of locals at a sports bar recomended the place.

The main room is large and open. There are three stages that waterfall down from one to the next. There are also three floors (levels) to the club that correspond to...

Stopped by here on a Sunday night around 11pm last month and wasnt to crowded obviously because of the night we went on. There were about 5 dancers and about 10 customers. There were three stages but only one was being used. The VIP room and private...

Driving in heavy snow, my buddy & I STILL decided to stop at the Lumber Yard from the highway. 2-for-1 on Tuesday was key. The place didn't have many customers because it was snowing so much outside. Many dancers had left also. The ones who were still there were working...

My first visit to the lumberyard since the smoking ban. Nice to not reek of smoke when I came out of there, but somehow the place seemed less wholesome. Maybe because you could clearly see everyone else in there, I don't know. For the smokers, there is...

I remember coming here several years ago and thinking this was a great place. Maybe its because I came in on a weeknight, but it wasn't so great on Thursday. The girls were attractive, but it seemed like the only ones interested in giving lapdances were the most...

Went to the Lumberyard on a recent Monday night. First time visit. I was surprised and dismayed by the smoke--it was literally black in there. I am not a smoker, and in Minnesota you can't smoke, so that part turned me off.

They have the lights...

Stopped by the Yard on a Tuesday night. Dances are 2 for 1 on Tuesday night. Dances run 25 per song, so you get 2 for 25! The girls vary from 5-8 with a few 9s mixed in. The club is a nude club, but the...

I had a very short but satisfying visit to the LY on a recent Thursday night. It was about 11pm when I got there. I was surprised by the abundance of customers present...enough to cover every chair around the main stage (the only one the ladies were working)....

I wonder if the Yard hasn't gone down hill in the past couple years. Went on a Friday night and the girls just weren't as high quality as they used to be. Still lots of girls we were there at least 3 hours and didn't see 2 revolutions...

Went to Lumber Yard on a Tuesday nite. Dances were 2 for 1 for $25. Plenty of good mileage, depending on the girl. Most of the girls ranged from 6 - 9. All but one or two had really great bodies. This is a BYOB...

Spent about 4 hours here on 1/18; I like that they've expanded their hours to 5am. There must've been at least 35 dancers working: I only left the tip rail once and never saw a repeat on stage. And they were all good enough (6-8) that they each...

This is Magda Carter, a woman who visits strip clubs throughout the world and writes reviews for other women. The Lumberyard is a large, all-nude, all-female, BYOB facility with three levels of wooden floor stages. On the second level, next to the stage, there is a shower stage for novelty,...

It's so sad! This used to be a great club, absolutely full of dimes walking around. No longer! I hadn't been to the Lumberyard in almost a year, but I had a business associate in town that needed some entertainment so we came looking for 2-4-1 dances. Boy was...