The LumberYard Reviews

On Saturday December 14th, my wife and I visited the Lumber Yard. As always there were lots of dancers, and almost all of them were very attractive. After sitting near the stage for a couple hours, we selected Celly, Blair & Celeste for some time in the VIP...

I generally will stop into the Lumberyard while passing through Des Moines. I didn't have much time and spent most of my time at the tip rail on the first stage. As always, the dancers were attractive and there were plenty of them. I didn't bring any...

The ingredients are all here for a good time, but my visit fell short. In my opinion it's largely a training and management issue that stops this club from being great, though I read a few reviews that made it sound like they get it together sometimes. They need to...

Lots and LOTS of girls work there! It was amazing seeing all of the natural ladies present. I felt like Jack Kerouak was correct in saying the prettiest girls in the world are in Des Moines.

ByOB was nice because I didn't have to pay club prices. We went at...

My wife and I stopped by on Friday the 13th of September. I’ve reviewed the Lumber Yard before, so I’ll not spend a lot of time on the details of the place.

As always, there is was a nice mix of girls, so every customer should be able to...

This is a beer stained club. Huge, big barn. I don't normally go here, but the other club was a dud. I knew it was Tuesday 2 for 1, so I took a chance. Very hot dancers. All kinds, but super pretty. Most will...

Had some time and heard the commercials about The LumberYard. I'm originally from SoCal so I probably was expecting way too much. Disappointing on several fronts. Dancers are average but have an attitude they are a 10. Lap dances are un-sensual, uninspired, routine. Had 3 lap dances and two of...

My wife and I visited the Lumber Yard on Friday night, to celebrate my birthday. The lumber Yard is a BYBO “totally nude” club. It is little dark and not at all fancy inside. But they have the best number of dancers, so we always find several...

Went there on a Tuesday night. This is an upscale club. Very big with several stages. Only one pole was being used that night. When it gets busy, they open up more stages with poles for dancing (up to 3, I think). 

The girls were mostly 9 & 10's. very hot...

The Lumber Yard does not disappoint! This is my favorite club and I was happy to visit last week while back home for the Fourth. As always, Friday night was busy, with lots of bachelor parties and co-ed groups. The vibe was rockin, with all three stages constantly rotating through...

This place was impressive right off the bat! The first impression was that it was very big inside, and this was substantiated once we walked through the door. This place is HUGE! There are a ton of girls, and all range from decent looking to absolutely gorgeous! Each of the...

I've been to The Lumberyard a few times when traveling back and forth from MO to MN. I always try to stop at this club. There just aren't many hands on clubs in either state, so Iowa is nice in that regard. I stopped on a Monday night last month,...

This place was impressive right off the bat! The first impression was that it was very big inside, and this was substantiated once we walked through the door. This place is HUGE! There are a ton of girls, and all range from decent looking to absolutely gorgeous! Each of the...

I actually enjoy the Lumberyard quite a bit. Always a good choice for the area, mostly because the club is SO cool. Three tiered, plenty of space, and a BYOB! The dancers on this particular night were pretty cool, definitely 7s-9s on a scale of 1-10. There are a couple...

Visited the club after a dissappointing stop at the Minx. Don't like the layout of this club, but do like the BYOB.

Had a very good selection of girls this time around. Many young and attractive and easy to talk to. I believe I had private dances with four different...

I have found Nirvana in Des Moines! Well, not really but I did find my first perfect dancer, ever. I will not describe the club again but it is a decent, big place. It is BYOB and beer only which I dislike because you end up carrying your bag everywhere...

I dropped in about 5:30 while in town on business. There was no cover and the gal at the front gave me a wrist band. I had not done my homework and was surprised that this was a BYOB bar--more than anything I wanted a beer while looking...

I really do want to like this club. A couple girlfriends of mine work here...they're gorgeous, and the club layout itself is on the upscale as far as Iowa goes. But I've heard about the owners and management...they've been described as sharky, low-down, hustler types. And after what happened...

Driving through Des Moines and stopped by here on a Sunday late in the afternoon. Right off the bat & was turned off by the girl behind the counter checking IDs and giving wristbands. She was bitchy and begging for tips.

Went inside and walked around to...

I visited the club while passing through Des Moines on a Thursday night. As mentioned by other reviewers, the club has a large lay out w/ 3 separate stages. For the majority of my time here, only the upper stage was in use. The dancers were upper...

November 8, 2012, my wife and I went back to The Lumberyard in Des Moines. I wanted to write this second review because we had such a fantastic time - even better than our other visits.

We went on a Thursday night. We got there right at 6:30 p.m., just...

The Lumberyard is a pretty large club. There are about three or four stages with many seats all around. You can choose where you want to sit, there are seats in front of the stage (you must tip the dancers here) or you can sit at the...

My wife and I went to the Lumberyard together back in August, so this review is a few months old but I didn't get a chance to publish it here until now. This review is more from the perspective of someone who's looking for a couple-friendly strip club, or someone...

I have been a few times in the last few months, and I will be back. As other reviews say, the layout takes a while to get used to with upper and lower stages, but I actually did not mind it. There is a lot of room to move around...

Place was amazing as far as tip rails go... 3 stages you can follow a girl that you like! 25 dollar lap dances are fun but more money than i am used to but good contact! Lots of outer hand rubbing... Down side to this place all the girls push...