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The LumberYard
1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313

Reviews

review
published 3 yrs ago
Fall 2021
reviewed by
Onfir

5.3

Been around 8 months since I'd been back here and was curious to see what had changed. Not too impressed. I always check the roster on their website and but this night they didn't have…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Tuesday Night Visit
reviewed by
rrrr

8.0

Since Tuesday is 2-for-1 night, I expected to see more than eight dancers and more than 20 customers in a club that could accommodate 300 on multi-level stages and seating, but that was the peak…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Average. Not a waste of time, but certainly not a hidden treasure.
reviewed by
Joshirl

6.0

Visited the club on a Thursday night, arrived just before 7. Place is extremely large, not brightly lit (enough to see, but dark enough for discretion), clean but not exactly upscale. It's got a decent…

review
published 4 yrs ago
A great local club...lot of nice looking women.....very relaxed atmosphere.....and the BYOB is great feature too
reviewed by
Da_Snake

7.7

My wife and I were in the Des Moines, IA area for the night visiting from MN and we decided to venture out and try a new club based on the reviews we read from…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Lumber Yard know how to handle the wood.
reviewed by
Local Hick

7.7

First time visit. I was in town for a friend's wedding and a couple of us went out the night before. We couldn't stay out too late because of a packed schedule the…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Slow But Sexy
reviewed by
MasterT71

7.0

I have never been able to check out Des Moines-area strip clubs on previous visits in town, so I took advantage of some solo evening downtime this past weekend to go nudie bar-hopping. This was…

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published 4 yrs ago
The Longest Lumberyard
reviewed by
Muddy

7.7

Paul Bunyan would be proud. I came in on a tuesday night around midnight. No cover. Plenty of parking. Seems like an alright area. Walk in. Place is like a fucking ware house. Wood theme…

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published 5 yrs ago
Work brought me to Des Moines...
reviewed by
crsm27

7.3

I was in that neck of the woods for work the week before Christmas.

This is a BYOB club. So means bring in your own liquor and they will supply you with mixers for a…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Monday night graveyard
reviewed by
Rabbit21

8.0

I flew in on a Monday night and had some time to kill and decided to run back by this spot, I rolled in at around 8pm paid a nominal cover and once again found…

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published 5 yrs ago
Amateur Nite
reviewed by
Hawkeye14

7.7

Went to The Lumberyard recently to watch the Amatuer Night contest. Me and a buddy arrived just as the show started. Since we arrived just after it started, we didn't purchase the wrist…

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published 5 yrs ago
Sunday at the Yard was a Waste of Time
reviewed by
Truckfarmer

5.0

I had not been to the original Lumberyard in a while and I happened to be in town and had some free time on a Sunday evening so I stopped by. I arrived around…

review
published 6 yrs ago
French roast
reviewed by
ChuckJiver

8.7

On a rare Friday night a couple of months ago, my younger brother and I were hanging out at the Prairie Meadows Casino. At some point he said, “we should go see some naked…