Sands Showgirls
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7509 15th Ave NW Seattle, WA 98117

Have been in a number of...

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JoeYen
May 13, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Have been in a number of times, off and on, usually related to EHE. Atmosphere is a bit dank, the women are usually quite sparse, and the hostess, once she gets a hamilton from you for a single non-alcoholic drink is generally inattentive. In the early afternoon, there is either no stage show, or one of the floaters will take pity on the few customers and advertise herself to anyone there. The latter is rare. The dancers are usually at the bar, discussing their days with the bartender. There is no DJ, only a jukebox. The lighting is quite dark, with neon backlighting. Eventually, the dancers will begin to hover around the customer, asking first if there you are there to see anyone, apparently appointment-style. Then they will ask if you want a dance. Dances are always done in the VIP area.

My last visit was on advice of reading reviews on another board, and it is unclear about the level of detail tolerated on this one, so I will rely on the editors for any judicious snipping. The dancer was standard fare, blond, ~28 in platform heels, large, somewhat hard implants, toned with a nice ass. I asked if she did multiple dances for a set fee, and we settled on 3 for 100. We adjourned to the VIP area, whereupon she blew out all the candles surrounding the banquet. She straddled me and her bikini straps fell to the side while I felt her hard implants and her nipples strayed into my mouth. She turned and gave me a show while undoing my zipper, freeing JoeJr for play. She slipped a cover on, and grabbed him, while showing me her pussy. She gave some long, slow tugs, followed by quick maneuvering, and I tried to get her to slow down as she starting grinding on me, but I spilled before there was any penetration.

Knowing that this kind of service exists undoubtedly keeps this otherwise depressing place in business, and for that, is worth a return visit.

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