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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 19 yrs ago
it depends on what time of...
reviewed by
tuscl

5.0

it depends on what time of day you go because i've gone during midafternoon and at night, and literally, it's like night and day, no pun intended. no customers are there during the day,…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Was in the club for a...
reviewed by
doug20032345

8.0

Was in the club for a Friday afternoon. I've been in on afternoons before, and it can be hit or miss. Sometimes on the afternoon, there are not enough girls working, and you…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Had a good overall time on...
reviewed by
minnow

7.0

Had a good overall time on uncrowded midweek night. Good stageside interaction, fair diversity of dancers, and at least basic 2 way lap mileage, unobtrusive(almost no) staff, all delivered in unpretentious no-frills setting. If this…

review
published 19 yrs ago
CH remains my favorite club in...
reviewed by
leonzz

7.0

CH remains my favorite club in SF. Granted, i is in a rather dodgy area, and walking to and back form the club at night is a b it scary. Hopwever, once inside, you feeel…

review
published 19 yrs ago
CHT bring you back in because...
reviewed by
swiftycent

9.0

CHT bring you back in because they have great girls and not only that but a little tip money on stage gets you more than a lot of places full lap dance prices...Its a great…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Went back to this place again...
reviewed by
tokyojeffro

9.0

Went back to this place again Mar 17th. I keep coming back because the price/value/quality is still one of the best in SF. Sure, there are some uglies... but there are a few…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Made the long trek to the...
reviewed by
Mr Magoo

8.0

Made the long trek to the city to see if I could catch one of my old favorites, Leela. Yeah, she could be moody, so I heard. But we always had a good time together.…

review
published 19 yrs ago
So I finally made it back...
reviewed by
sully99

6.0

So I finally made it back to SF in a year. the town is really great and the clubs are better. Looked for this club as I had been there a couple of…

review
published 19 yrs ago
The stage configuration of this club...
reviewed by
leisurelarry

9.0

The stage configuration of this club is a little strange, basically it's a long runway stage and rows of seats like at a movie theater. The people in the front row get a lot…

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published 19 yrs ago
Visited the Crazy Horse on 4/7/06...
reviewed by
dirtykrunkboy

8.0

Visited the Crazy Horse on 4/7/06 to check out Jade Hsu. The house was typically half-full with the stage seats mostly occupied and the back seats mosty empty. A good number of girls were there,…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Dropped into the CH around dinnertime...
reviewed by
BaldGuy

9.0

Dropped into the CH around dinnertime last night (Wednesday) to see if my pal Mercedes was in town, and POW, there she was, second girl to approach me. This woman is my stripper dream come…

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published 19 yrs ago
I stopped by here on a...
reviewed by
swv998

7.0

I stopped by here on a recent afternoon, for the first time in a couple of years. It's a little nicer than I remember, but I might just be jaded from all the time…