Reviews

I love to visit San Francisco, but I haven't posted about SF clubs lately. But nychuck in his 2/5/09 post made me want to chime in. He nailed it! It's like they are stuck in…

I would have to say that I enjoyed my visit to CH. I was killing time and decided to stop by. Though the girls are not all model material, they have unique styles and fun…

I can never understand San Francisco strip clubs. It's as though nothing has changed since 1978 - the same mirrors, the same sort of depressed, dirty old man feeling. Crazy Horse isn't bad,…

Fairly dingy looking place, far less upkeep than the joints I've been to elsewhere in the country--but seemed par for the course in San Francisco. The stage was a bit awkward, with two rows…

Swung by CH around 10pm on a Saturday. The whole theater style seating is new to me. The moment you walk in, it's like a movie theater style seating with a center catwalk where the…

My buddy and I stopped by Crazy Horse on a lazy afternoon. Not alot of girls dancing, maybe 7 or so. And even less patrons in the audience. One girl said it's possible…

Went on a friday afternoon and was pleasantly surprised by the quality of dancers here. Waited for about an hour before I took a lovely dance from Aisha. Very smooth and sensual. Didn't stay for…

I visited CH on a Tuesday night in early December and was very disappointed. I only saw about 4 or 5 girls in the place, and really wasn't motivated by any of them. A pretty…

Went on a saturday afternoon. Karma had a really sexy pink bikini on and stopped by, had a few dances from her and had a lot of fun. Milage was awesome. Will repeat. Afternoons are…

though i like the ch, this visit proves that your milage will vary. the technology at this place is definitely amusing. the dancers check in and out of the vip area with either…

I was recently at CH for the afternoon shift and they're still using the unpopular "token" system for dances. Dancers there seem really dissatisfied with management and the club seemed a bit tired and…

Arrived around 8:45 and was there about 1.5 hours. Tipped cream first. She was pretty playful but went off with another guy. Then came a young hot asian girl with a small…

I am from PDX. So I was looking forward to a stripclub experience with a 2-way LD. I was not disappointed. I have been here only once before. The cover charge was $25. But you…

Went on a saturday afternoon. Not many dancers on stage, but I like it this way as the mileage tends to be way more than if it was crowded. Took a dancer by the name…

I apologize but the review I wrote a few weeks ago was meant for the Market Street Cinema. I was confused when I wrote the review. The Crazy Horse is much better. One stage. The…

Went there at 9 PM. They are not part of the clubs that you can text and get a discount off of the entrance fee. first timers should know that this place is also set…

I popped in Crazy Horse just to see this new dancer, Mia Haze. I read about her and when I saw her name on the dancers board, I decided to check her out myself. She's…

A late night stop at the Crazy Horse ended up being fun, but not spectacular time. One of the problems with the club is that it is in a bad neighborhood which makes it…

Was in SF about a month ago and hit the CH on a Tuesday night. Lots of girls that I hadn't seen in a while, and the vibe was pretty good, even if there weren't…

Just an update on my review one post below. Mia Haze was really fun. Very reasonable in negotiating a price, and no attempts to upsell. Very friendly and eager to please ... and very, VERY hot.…

The facility has been updated. They charge a flat $25 to enter. Unlike before you have access to the whole club. The furishings are nice now. However, when I was there no dancers were on…

Stopped in at CHT after reading lots of positive reviews on TUSCL. I used to be a fan of NCT, MBOT and MSC, but all of those seem to have gone downhill over the last…

First time to the Crazy Horse. I was a little surprised by the size of the place. It was smaller than expected. The runway-style stage had some fixed seating around the front.…

CH has really improved in 2008 - lots of new and young dancers. Lots of cute new blondes, brunettes, and redheads. Sat night is getting a little too crowded though, a sign of…

Tried a day time visit to CH since I had a good night visit before. Most of the girls were 4-6, the exception being the two house girls that were supposed to do a…