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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 10 yrs ago
Crazy Horse was the first strip...
reviewed by
wellwell17

7.7

Crazy Horse was the first strip club I ever went to and the only club I have gone back to for multiple visits so far. This review is based on my multiple trips to…

review
published 10 yrs ago
I went around 7pm with one...
reviewed by
tuscl

6.7

I went around 7pm with one of my friends. There were initially 3-4 dancers, dancer quality was not that great. But as nigh progressed, more and more dancers came in. They charge 20 dollars for…

review
published 10 yrs ago
First time visitor to Sf for...
reviewed by
rakb48

7.0

First time visitor to Sf for a conference and stopped by this club after taking a wrong turn for MB. Club was busy due to conferences in town and it was late. Had a couple…

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published 10 yrs ago
Best grind in the Bay Area....
reviewed by
Robo901

6.7

Best grind in the Bay Area. Lots of contact friction lap dances for $20 or $40 topless. Tip stage side and you can reach out and touch the stage dancer or get a mini lap.…

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published 10 yrs ago
I used to live in SF...
reviewed by
monkey1man

5.3

I used to live in SF a long time ago and I and always heard about this place. I was back for a visit so I went to this place because of the positive reviews.…

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published 10 yrs ago
Old favorite in San Francisco. ...
reviewed by
Rochuck

7.3

Old favorite in San Francisco. Stage is long and narrow and is bordered by several rows of seating on both sides with theater seating filling rest of the room. A bit run down…

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published 10 yrs ago
Had a pretty great time at...
reviewed by
ptorrent3

7.7

Had a pretty great time at Crazy Horse today, seems a bit underrated here. Got in around 8:30, left at 11:00. Cover was $21 (clever way to get you a bunch of 1s…

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published 10 yrs ago
Came in on a slow Thursday....
reviewed by
tabemono69

8.0

Came in on a slow Thursday. No work so might as well play. The CH is a former theater turned strip club with theater seating. There weren't many girls on shift and about half of…

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published 10 yrs ago
Went to the CH on a...
reviewed by
hotrocketmen

5.7

Went to the CH on a week night and after having been here a few times over the years it seems to be slipping a bit. It could have been the particular night I…

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published 10 yrs ago
I had misfortune of visiting Crazy...
reviewed by
serrano

7.3

I had misfortune of visiting Crazy Horse right after major convention in San Francisco, and learn that many top dancer were not working the night I visit because they already made a lot of money…

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published 10 yrs ago
Visited on a Saturday night, and...
reviewed by
ck2085

5.7

Visited on a Saturday night, and the club itself is pretty run down. Bikini dances are $20, with topless at $40. I was confused by their new private room setup (the difference between the old…

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published 10 yrs ago
I Visited Crazy Horse on a...
reviewed by
darth2002

5.3

I Visited Crazy Horse on a Thursday evening. $20 cover at the door is pretty steep. They give you a wristband when you go in, so you can get out and come back again. The…