The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Reviews
Submit a ReviewI was here on October 22...
I was here on October 22 around 11pm.
Back to my favorite SF spot. I was with some friends and thought about going to Broadway Showgirls first, but I didn't want to wait to play.…
bitterdbag
Oct 24, 2009, 12:00 AM
Went to CH after a long...
Went to CH after a long hiatus due to the economy. Was attracted by the hiring of new dancers over the summer. Despite a slow economy, CH is still buzzing. I recommend…
JasonMckin
Oct 19, 2009, 12:00 AM
if super-high-mileage laps are your thing;...
if super-high-mileage laps are your thing; try the Crazy Horse Gentleman's club on Market & 6th in downtown SF. The Crazy Horse is one of the best, if not THE best option available in the…
appleater
Oct 10, 2009, 12:00 AM
Was there in the early evening...
Was there in the early evening on a weekend night and there were not many others in the club. I watched the stage show from three girls and they were all good - maybe…
zippy62
Oct 9, 2009, 12:00 AM
Arrived in about 9PM on Friday....
Arrived in about 9PM on Friday. Sat back in the cinema style seats and watched the main stage for a while. A few girls sat on my lap and asked if I wanted a lapdance.…
sbpimp
Oct 5, 2009, 12:00 AM
I dropped in on a Thursday...
I dropped in on a Thursday afternoon as I had not been in the there in a couple of years. The club had not changed much in appearance. Still $20 to get in although…
ThumperCA
Sep 26, 2009, 12:00 AM
I was in town for business...
I was in town for business and decided to check this club out. Pretty interesting club. It's a little different from most clubs you will visit. The stage is set up like a catwalk you…
ftp1111
Sep 16, 2009, 12:00 AM
Arrived in SF this past Saturday...
Arrived in SF this past Saturday and decided to check out the Crazy Horse. When you walk (after paying the cover) there are a number of theater style seats where you can sit…
lm98765
Sep 16, 2009, 12:00 AM
I visited Crazy Horse for the...
I visited Crazy Horse for the first time on a recent business trip to SF. I was very happy with the experience there, and some of the dancers that night were pretty incredible. When I…
memben
Sep 7, 2009, 12:00 AM
Recently I went with my girlfriend...
Recently I went with my girlfriend to Crazy Horse. This is not the type of club that you normally see couples at (such as Centerfolds, which occasionally has them), so I was kind of…
Mott
Aug 7, 2009, 12:00 AM
Was in SF for business for...
Was in SF for business for the first time in about a year, and I had a free evening so I decided to go back to CH. Fairly quiet on a Tuesday night - no…
formerATLclubguy
Jul 12, 2009, 12:00 AM
Back to The Crazyhorse again, this...
Back to The Crazyhorse again, this time on a Sunday night. I usually go during the week when my favorite girl is working, but I was in the neighborhood and my interest was just…
bitterdbag
Jun 22, 2009, 12:00 AM
My first TR after lurking for...
My first TR after lurking for some time; I won't ask you to be gentle, but if the criticism is constructive, I probably won't ignore it. Sorry if it's verbose, but after an extraordinarily…
tuscl
Jun 3, 2009, 12:00 AM
Have visited several times. As others...
Have visited several times. As others have remarked, the layout is unusual with a long center stage with seating on both sides and the rest set up like a movie theatre. The stage dancers will…
bh1966
Jun 1, 2009, 12:00 AM
Went by last week to check...
Went by last week to check out the porn star feature, Charmane Star. One thing that annoys me is that they up the door fee to $30 when a really popular feature is in…
bitterdbag
May 25, 2009, 12:00 AM
I had never been to the...
I had never been to the Crazy Horse in San Francisco. I was walking down Market Street on a Monday night. As usual lots of "unique" people were out on the street.…
berliner
May 21, 2009, 12:00 AM
Went by Crazy Horse on a...
Went by Crazy Horse on a Tuesday afternoon with a plan to see Tiffany who i"d seen before. Not many girls there at this time of day but Tiffany was and I was glad for…
rainier
May 14, 2009, 12:00 AM
Oh, the Crazy Horse!!! ...
Oh, the Crazy Horse!!! This place sure comes across as anything and everything under one roof. And then they have occasional porn stars visiting for feature shows. And, it's…
CTQWERTY
May 2, 2009, 12:00 AM
I was here on April 9th...
I was here on April 9th around 9pm.
In the San Francisco Bay Area this is probably the best value your going to find at a strip club, in my totally biased opinion.
Door fee is $25.…
bitterdbag
Apr 23, 2009, 12:00 AM
I was in SF on a...
I was in SF on a business trip and decided to stop and check this place. $25 to get in after 7:00. As many have said, this is a strange lay out for a strip…
bigbear
Mar 12, 2009, 12:00 AM
I love to visit San Francisco,...
I love to visit San Francisco, but I haven't posted about SF clubs lately. But nychuck in his 2/5/09 post made me want to chime in. He nailed it! It's like they are stuck in…
gk
Feb 26, 2009, 12:00 AM
I would have to say that...
I would have to say that I enjoyed my visit to CH. I was killing time and decided to stop by. Though the girls are not all model material, they have unique styles and fun…
tuscl
Feb 18, 2009, 12:00 AM
I can never understand San Francisco...
I can never understand San Francisco strip clubs. It's as though nothing has changed since 1978 - the same mirrors, the same sort of depressed, dirty old man feeling. Crazy Horse isn't bad,…
nychuck2000
Feb 5, 2009, 12:00 AM
Fairly dingy looking place, far less...
Fairly dingy looking place, far less upkeep than the joints I've been to elsewhere in the country--but seemed par for the course in San Francisco. The stage was a bit awkward, with two rows…
bakasan
Jan 23, 2009, 12:00 AM
Swung by CH around 10pm on...
Swung by CH around 10pm on a Saturday. The whole theater style seating is new to me. The moment you walk in, it's like a movie theater style seating with a center catwalk where the…
vdude
Jan 19, 2009, 12:00 AM
