Reviews

I really wasn't planning on stopping in on a mid Friday afternoon. I wanted to try this ramen noodle place and thought I'd work up an appetite first. There were quite a few new faces…

HMMM went to Crazy Horse in SF 2 weeks ago... can't say that I regret it. First we got there about 30 min before closing time (2 am), on a week night. The door person…

Ahh, back to my club! After a kind of disappointing trip out to the HiLiter Gentlemen's Club in Phoenix, Arizona I had to make my way back to my club of choice to, you…

The theater setup here is different. A large front stage, with a high runway out into the audience. Tipping at the front row may get a mini-lap dance stage side - or not.…

Real value on a quiet night. Sit right up at the stage and get it right in your face for a few bucks, with a grab to boot. Like a $2 lap dance! The private…

Visited CH during their noon happy hour. From 12-1 the cover drops to $15, but despite having about 8 dancers and 8 customers. the club was unusually slow. They ran two songs of…

Crazy Horse remains one of the top clubs in San Francisco. It offers an unbeatable value in terms of Lapdances. For $20, you will get the most mileage at Crazy Horse than any other club…

I went to CH after a few years off. I don't mind the theater style layout and the seat along the stage are just fine. The dancers are very interactive and get close and personal…

Visiting San Fran for business and had heard about the Crazy Horse Theater. Stopped by at about 10:00 pm and paid the cover. The lay-out is weird with theater seating -- not easy…

After being away from the club scene for quite a while, I ventured in here to see if I had been missing anything. Boy, am I glad I did! There were…

It has been a few years since I had been to the Crazy Horse, but I was in SF late on a Friday evening with some cash in my pocket so I checked it out.…

I really do not know why some say the neighborhood is sketchy. I walked alone from my hotel 3 blocks away after 9PM and did not feel unsafe. The manager at the front desk told…

I went there on a Wednesday with a friend of mine. The place is very easy to find, about a 5 minutes walk from Union Square. The cover was $25, which I though…

Stopped by when I was in town after reading the reviews here. As mentioned, the club is a little unique with its stage set up. It was fairly empty when I got there…

Not a bad trip to the Crazy Horse. I've been there a few times before, this time I decided to hang more at the stage. It's a great value - for a couple…

Make an afternoon visit on a rainy day. there were about 8 dancers there and all were average and bored except a trim Latina. She say right on my lap ang did a slow grind…

I have been to CH a bunch of times. There are a wide variety of ladies to choose from with makes this club a great spot for every taste. I love the Asian ladies so…

It has been a while since my last visit so I visited again when I was intown for business. The club itself is pretty much the same, but the quality and the quantity of…

Visited on a Monday around Thanksgiving. There were a lot of pretty dancers here of all colors and shapes. Lots of Asians, sisters, brunettes, blonds, and others. Basic lap dance is not a good deal…

I came in on Monday 12/28 and it was my first time here. The normal cost to get in was $25, but the guy at the front let me in for $15. He remembered me…

This club is definitely a different experience. It's an old converted movie theatre, with a single runway. Theatre seats surround the single stage, and there are seats as you walk down the ramp.…

I Was in SF on business a couple weeks ago, but traveling with a couple guys who wouldn't appreciate the fine art of strip clubbing - go figure! I stopped in about 6:30 on…

Stopped by during my latest trip to SF on Nov 9. Previous visits were positive and I was expecting pretty much the same. When I walked in, there was a hot looking dancer on stage…

Went in on a Friday early evening, still light outside. Like others have said, Market St. is fairly seedy, but not too dangerous. Parking was an issue; I walked over from the Mission…

First time here in September. Saw an ad in a local coupon book at the Hotel and walked over. The theatre is a short walk from the downtown convention center. As you approach the area…