The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Reviews
Submit a ReviewI have been going to Crazy...
I have been going to Crazy Horse out in SF for a while now. I used to want to open up a forum about strip clubs but was too busy with school. But glad this…
whodatbe
Feb 6, 2014, 12:00 AM
On a recent visit, I found...
On a recent visit, I found out the private show costs $140 now. Dancer told me they were raising prices so they could do more renovations for the club. I didn't consider this place to…
Hoan
Feb 4, 2014, 12:00 AM
I've been a frequent customer of...
I've been a frequent customer of Crazy Horse San Francisco for the past few years. I quite enjoy the lovely ladies who have worked there with their no pressure attitude, and liberal attitude of giving…
jwolf75
Feb 1, 2014, 12:00 AM
Back in San Fran, and had...
Back in San Fran, and had to revisit the Crazy Horse. Sat around the stage for a good while watching the show. You don't get bothered by dancers if you're at the stage and there's…
Ricci
Jan 30, 2014, 12:00 AM
It had been a while since...
It had been a while since I had been to the crazy horse, and since I was in town on business i decided to give it a try. I had already been to Centerfolds…
Tat2lou2
Jan 28, 2014, 12:00 AM
While on business trip to SF,...
While on business trip to SF, we decided to pay a visit to the Crazy Horse theater. Location is great, right next to city center hotels. Cover was 25$ on a wednesday evening
The club is…
mozilla
Jan 27, 2014, 12:00 AM
I liked this club a lot....
I liked this club a lot. The club is clean; its not very posh, but decent enough. The layout of the stage is very good -- its a thin rectangle, so that some viewers are…
rogerthomson878
Jan 17, 2014, 12:00 AM
Awesome strip club. The cover...
Awesome strip club. The cover was $25 on a Tuesday night but they gave me a free day pass (1pm-6pm) to use next time. When you walk in the first part of the…
DrakexWesten
Jan 15, 2014, 12:00 AM
Found myself in the city with...
Found myself in the city with a little time to spare. I thought I'd visit the best club in the city to see what kind of mood Tiffany might be in. Well, upon…
XTommyX
Jan 2, 2014, 12:00 AM
I was in town on business...
I was in town on business and saw something about Teri Weigel as the feature performer! I have always had a thing for Teri and have fantasized about some personal lap dances with her or…
tuscl
Dec 31, 2013, 12:00 AM
I normally only visit clubs when...
I normally only visit clubs when I travel, but I made an exception to see Teagan Presley. She was great, still looks good and has a high energy show with some crowd interaction. She only…
drowner91
Dec 28, 2013, 12:00 AM
So I made a quickie visit...
So I made a quickie visit when I ha to do an errand downtown. The value here is always probably the best in SF, but the obvious tradeoff is the run down environment.
My plan was…
ea
Dec 14, 2013, 12:00 AM
This is by far my favorite...
This is by far my favorite club in San Francisco. Girls are service oriented ;)
I went in to see the featured dancer Tori Black and wasn't disappointed with any of the house dancers either. They…
jdoebasher
Dec 8, 2013, 12:00 AM
Crazy Horse used to be a...
Crazy Horse used to be a great club with good value for money. However, past few months have been a disaster. The price for "old booths" where more fun can be had has been increased…
stripclubroamer
Dec 8, 2013, 12:00 AM
I was in the City on...
I was in the City on a Tuesday night with a few hours to kill so I decided to head over to Crazy Horse Theatre. Since this was a Tuesday night, I wasn't expecting much…
DanLimsf10
Dec 1, 2013, 12:00 AM
This is my favorite San Francisco...
This is my favorite San Francisco club by far. It's a little different than your typical place given the theater arrangement.
There is only one room. That's because it's literally an old movie…
avendel2
Nov 29, 2013, 12:00 AM
I'm not a heavy frequenter or...
I'm not a heavy frequenter or strip clubs, but I've got to say, crazy horse is one of the best I've been to. The ladies there were all well above average from what I've seen,…
tuscl
Nov 21, 2013, 12:00 AM
Not sure exactly how many dancers...
Not sure exactly how many dancers were on duty - some kept appearing and disappearing and I didn't really count.
What I like about Crazy Horse is it allows dancers to come off the stage…
calhoss
Nov 19, 2013, 12:00 AM
This club is becoming more Hit...
This club is becoming more Hit and Miss. I had a good time on Saturday Visit on Late October. But did not have that much good time on the Sunday Visit, and this Monday visit,…
duduma
Nov 17, 2013, 12:00 AM
Crazy Horse can be very hot!...
Crazy Horse can be very hot! The stage is only used at the beginning of a dance. The dancer (or sometimes two together) come down a long runway. There are seats all…
supercoach
Nov 13, 2013, 12:00 AM
I have mixed feelings about this...
I have mixed feelings about this club. It was my first time and I went close to closing time around 2 am. There were few dancers and some of them were very attractive, without…
Julius5555
Nov 9, 2013, 12:00 AM
Visited the place on a Saturday...
Visited the place on a Saturday night. This is a decent club with some theatre style seating and a long ramp where the girls dance. If you want to just sit back and relax, I'd…
voldemort
Oct 29, 2013, 12:00 AM
I was here on Friday Oct...
I was here on Friday Oct 11th around 3pm.
Club #2 on this lunch time strip club foray. My go to club, Crazyhorse. I soured recently on the horse because of the raised…
bitterdbag
Oct 25, 2013, 12:00 AM
Visited this place on a Saturday...
Visited this place on a Saturday night at about 9:00. Staff is nice and professional. Walk past and you end up walking down an aisle between two sets of theater like seats, with girls,…
uncleray
Oct 20, 2013, 12:00 AM
After a night of heavy drinking...
After a night of heavy drinking and watching the bday boy get denied by every woman at the bar, we decided to make a stop at the crazy horse. I must say, this part of…
tamales
Oct 10, 2013, 12:00 AM
