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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 8 yrs ago
Good for a lazy afternoon, but not much more
reviewed by
Coedkelly

5.7

I paid Crazy Horse a visit the other day. I was in town on business and staying nearby. Went during the evening, dancer to customer mix was about 3:1! Not used to the NA type…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Same ole, same ole
reviewed by
coocookor

6.0

CH is what it is. It really hasn't changed much the past 15-20 years. The cover is a bit on the high side, but hey, what do expect here in SF. Went and got comfortable,…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Another disappointing trip
reviewed by
beluk

5.3

I’ve been to CH, 3 times within the last one year and it’s been another disappointing trip. Maybe I’m going in with the expectation of seeing a C H, From 10 years ago and that’s…

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published 8 yrs ago
One of my favorites
reviewed by
looking5280

6.7

I really like the Crazy Horse. I went after a business meeting for the first time in 10 years. The place looked the same, but the dancers were hotter (and a bit cleaner than I…

review
published 8 yrs ago
One of my all time favorite clubs
reviewed by
FlyCool

8.3

I went to this club about 20 years ago when I was in college. I planned to hit a club during my trip to SF. I had a lot of fun in this club, and…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Trip with a different purpose
reviewed by
mjpenn07

7.0

For the first time I made a trip to a SC fully intending NOT to get a LD. I stopped into the Crazy Horse after work (about 5pm) to kill time before I met…

review
published 8 yrs ago
ok
reviewed by
Boone

6.3

Showed up o a Friday night after flying in from Japan, so very jet-lagged. Wanted to see my regular Diane, who was there. In contrast to all previous visits, the headliner, who I don't recall,…

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published 8 yrs ago
That one asian girl had a huge ass ass.
reviewed by
chingychink

5.0

I haven't been here for a while. Was here when Romi was performing, that show was amazing and I remember having a really good time. The building is old, a renovated theater, a room for…

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published 8 yrs ago
Just like I remember
reviewed by
Vanessawinters

8.3

I had a good time here about 2 years ago, and decided on a whim to stop by one boring Sunday evening. Club is exactly the same as I remember, except not as many…

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published 8 yrs ago
Ok club if you go at right time
reviewed by
KaySee

6.3

This place is a bit on the dirty side. It looks to be an old theater that was converted to a strip club. The seats are old school theater seats; springs are bad.

There is…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Pretty Decent Club with Full Contact LDs
reviewed by
dunforgiven

7.7

Went in on a Wednesday evening and there were about 6-10 girls working there of all types of ethnicities. Saw a couple Asian dancers who were pretty hot and took LDs with them for $20…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Not the Crazy Horse I remember...
reviewed by
itsripcity1

6.0

This was my first time back at Crazy Horse in over a year and a half. I came last Saturday night when Natasha Nova was feature dancing. What I am most saddened about this club…