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Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara
22 E Montecito St Santa Barbara, CA 93101
Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara Reviews
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tuscl
A catch-all account
reviewed
9 years ago
don't waste your time
I walked in at 8pm on a Friday, and I was the only guy there. Bad sign already. They serve NO drinks, and NO food, literally the only thing you can spend money on...
monkyboibiznis
reviewed
10 years ago
the club was in the middle...
The club was in the middle of no where really. Strolled in on a weekday afternoon and the place was pretty much dead. Sat by the main stage and a waitress came...
qazwox
California
reviewed
10 years ago
small club in a remote corner...
Small club in a remote corner of downtown Santa Barbara. I do mean it when I say it is small. It doesn't seem like more than 40-50 people would fit here comfortably. It was...
justhornedup
reviewed
10 years ago
so i stopped by here after...
So I stopped by here after a long break. Just to check things out. Not too much has changed, the club is still, small dark and loud. On the plus side...
Smegma Jones
reviewed
10 years ago
so i was in goleta, which...
So I was in Goleta, which is next to Santa Barbara and decided to give Spearmint Rhino a try as it was the only choice of club NOT 60-90 min away. Exterior is...
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last:
10 years ago
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SlickSpic
Sjhughes
California
reviewed
10 years ago
i would not make a trip...
I would not make a trip from the city to go to this club, don’t get me wrong I liked the club, but ordinary club like the ones in the city. If you’re in...
Danpenn
reviewed
10 years ago
i went to the club in...
I went to the club in a Thursday night. It was easy to find the place since it's the only gentlemen's club in the town. It's close to 101 so driving there is easy...
whodatbe
reviewed
11 years ago
this spearmint rhino i'm afraid to...
This spearmint rhino I'm afraid to say does not stand up to par with the standards of a SPEARMINT RHINO FRANCHISE. The girls here, you would expect would be prime since its in SB,...
travelingmike
reviewed
11 years ago
$20 cover, and then drink cost...
$20 cover, and then drink cost on top of that. Not outrageous, but for the size of the club, and the cool reception received, was not a good start. Had to wait...
justhornedup
reviewed
11 years ago
after paying the 20$ cover you...
After paying the 20$ cover you walk in a fairly small club. There's a DJ booth right in front of you and a bit to the right is the main stage. ...
adifan6
reviewed
11 years ago
made an impromptu stop at this...
Made an impromptu stop at this club the other night, after a night of drinking and partying in downtown. Paid a $20 cover to enter, which in hindsight was not worth it, but with...
thf
reviewed
11 years ago
the location is walking distance from...
The location is walking distance from downtown shops and restaurants. It's pretty small but the atmosphere inside is nice enough. I've been here twice and the dancers were friendly and ranged from average to...
BumHip
reviewed
11 years ago
$20 cover, but you can go...
$20 cover, but you can go to their website to get a one time free entry. $5 waters, and no alcohol. Totally nude dances for $40, $20 for topless. They have...
Comments: 1
last:
8 years ago
by
Jascoi
KingxGorilla
reviewed
11 years ago
decided to check this place out...
Decided to check this place out the other night so I hopped on the chop and headed out about 2 hours out of town to see how it is. Well on my way there...
Openlyclosed
reviewed
12 years ago
we went there recently while on...
We went there recently while on a friend's bachelor party, as it is the only major club in Santa Barbara. We got there around 10 pm, and stayed until around 2 am. The club itself...
Ironbear
reviewed
12 years ago
went there kinda on a whim...
Went there kinda on a whim while in the area. Standard lighting on entering and the DJ at the door wasn't the most friendly but once the girls got going it was worth it....
jeezyda1
reviewed
12 years ago
headed to this location for a...
Headed to this location for a bachelor party; this is the only choice for the Santa Barbara area so we headed over. The text special allowed us to get in for free with a...
Mia878
reviewed
12 years ago
so i just moved to town...
So I just moved to town with my boyfriend and we wanted to check out the local strip club. We've both worked in the strip club business and we enjoy visiting new clubs and...
tri102
reviewed
13 years ago
went there on a business trip...
Went there on a business trip down in the area. Only club in town so didn't have much of a choice in the matter. There was a cover at the door, but...
hdraper
reviewed
13 years ago
pretty and very friendly dancers. most...
Pretty and very friendly dancers. Most were very athletic and had the moves down! My friend was a first timer and the dancers went out of their way to make him feel comfortable (including...
meli4224
reviewed
14 years ago
this is the only strip club...
This is the only strip club in Santa Barbara so I was disappointed that it wasn't super extraordinary. First of all it is extremely small and there is very limited parking. They...
Brimstoney
reviewed
14 years ago
great potential but no girls!! i...
Great potential but no girls!! I went a few months back and there was a gorgeous brazilian girl named allura , I spent 5 nudes with her and it was worth every penny!! There...
bitterdbag
Florida
reviewed
14 years ago
i was here on june 20th. by...
I was here on June 20th. By circumstance and boredom I ended up here. I've been to this club once before 6 months ago on a weekday. So this review might be two...
tuscl
A catch-all account
reviewed
15 years ago
the girls use some exotic names...
The girls use some exotic names like Venus, Xtasia, Tastia, Columbia etc Do not touch! not like Florida, where touching is encouraged [West Palm Beach]. Small inside, cozy, safe environment along side the 101...
unvince
reviewed
15 years ago
this club has a nice selection...
This club has a nice selection of girls in the evening and is really easy to get to from all the downtown bars and attractions. I found their pricing a little different than say...
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