Reviews

I was here on June 20th. By circumstance and boredom I ended up here. I've been to this club once before 6 months ago on a weekday. So this review might be two reviews…

The girls use some exotic names like Venus, Xtasia, Tastia, Columbia etc Do not touch! not like Florida, where touching is encouraged [West Palm Beach]. Small inside, cozy, safe environment along side the 101 freeway…

This club has a nice selection of girls in the evening and is really easy to get to from all the downtown bars and attractions. I found their pricing a little different than say Vegas,…

This club is small but very accessible right next to the freeway. Safety is not an issue here. Not many girls in the early evening, but a couple were very attractive. The…

This club gets dinged often for its high prices and lack of contact, but both issues are greatly exaggerated in my opinion. I visited this Saturday night for buddy's birthday party, which was perhaps…

I went into the club late last night, normally I'm a day shift type of guy but I figured I check out the night shift. I walked in when Margot was on stage, she gave…

I visited the SB Rhino, and It has been remodeled about 3 years ago. The stage is smaller than it was before. It is no longer to the right as soon as you walk…

The Santa Barbara Rhino is pretty small. There is a stage right where you come in. Its just a tiny little stage barely enough room for the girl to dance. The place…

The place was clean and pretty empty on a Tuesday afternoon. There were only three dancers working but they were all pretty hot, maybe 7s by any standards out of the biggest and best…

This is a depressing dump that should be avoided at all costs. It's a tiny club with only a few dancers who make it as clear as possible that they would rather be getting…

This was probably like no other Rhino that I have experienced before. The only thing that pretty drew people in was the familarity of seeing "Spearmint Rhino" oustide of the building. Once I walked in,…

wasn't impressed by reviews but thot I'd check it for myself. Reviews weren't wrong! Worst Rhino I've been to. Club itself is small but nice. Everything else sucks. High entance…

I visited the Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara recently...Wow. All the women, well except one, were hot. The club is very small. One small stage, two small vip areas, and very little seating.…

Once again, the previous reviews for this club are a bit limp, so let me fill you in. This is a small club, with one stage off to your right as you enter, beyond which is…

Pricey, pretty small place compared to other places I've been. Girls seem to solicit, then quickly lose attention if you didn't seem as if you were made of gold. Had a few lapdances…

I was there last Sunday and the place was a bit slow. They had some really good looking girls working there. I spoke to several of the ladies and I was surprised to find out…

Like most members of this chain, the place is clean... in all senses of the word. No worries about going here, but nothing spectacular -- no extras, tight survillance -- read: your hands ain't…

The girls are good looking. Had a lap dance from a very busty, very short girl. It was awesome. Had one gal put her head in my lap and do a headstand…

Visited on a Wednesday night. Ten dancers, mostly blondes, a couple of hispanics, and one asian. One stage in use, the dancers would dance two songs each, one clothed/topless and the other nude.…