Should be Better, Could be Worse

I have been here a dozen times, so this is both a composite of all those visits and specifically about the last one.

Santa Barbara is a place of contradictions. Incredible beauty and depressing ugliness. The S.B. Rhino is the same way (although the ugliness is relative.) Few of girls are local. Most seem to cycle in from nearby clubs. Don't expect to be getting a lapdance from a UCSB coed. But there are truly hot girls on every shift, in my experience, and usually some exotic types, as well as GNDs. Some of the biggest tits I have had a club were here, all natural from a latina that I still think about. There is not much of a hustle and frankly, it can take too long to get a dance in the first place. The lapdance areas a decent. Reasonably private. But there is not a ton of mileage in most cases. In a couple of cases I've had a solid grind and decent roaming. But I have never had FIV or anything like that. There is no real competition, and the bouncers are keeping an eye on things, as is the DJ who oversees the whole LD area. The crowd is usually mellow, but there can some dickheads there. Overall the bouncers run a tight ship. If you're in town, it's your best (and only) option. If you're pass through, you'll find more options in Oxnard (60 min south) but if you're heading north it's your only option until San Franciso (6+ hours away)