Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara Reviews

The club is really small, think the size of a dorm room. This is fitting because the girls are college hotties. There is only one stage and a bunch of seating but I can't see this place fitting more than 50-75 guys.

That being said, the talent was solid. There were...

I walked in at 8pm on a Friday, and I was the only guy there. Bad sign already. They serve NO drinks, and NO food, literally the only thing you can spend money on is the dancers. They're nice. $20 for topless dance, $40 for all nude, $60 to touch....

The club was in the middle of no where really. Strolled in on a weekday afternoon and the place was pretty much dead. Sat by the main stage and a waitress came by and ordered an overprice drink for a place that was pretty much empty. I...

Small club in a remote corner of downtown Santa Barbara. I do mean it when I say it is small. It doesn't seem like more than 40-50 people would fit here comfortably. It was reasonably clean and did not feel seedy.

The girls were mostly attractive. The college girls were the...

So I stopped by here after a long break. Just to check things out. Not too much has changed, the club is still, small dark and loud. On the plus side it was actually kind of busy that night and there were several dancers. I'm happy...

So I was in Goleta, which is next to Santa Barbara and decided to give Spearmint Rhino a try as it was the only choice of club NOT 60-90 min away. Exterior is a small building with free parking in the lot or on a quiet street. No...

I would not make a trip from the city to go to this club, don’t get me wrong I liked the club, but ordinary club like the ones in the city. If you’re in or going through Santa Barbara this club is a few blocks from the beach and a...

I went to the club in a Thursday night. It was easy to find the place since it's the only gentlemen's club in the town. It's close to 101 so driving there is easy and free lots were available when I was there. Paid 20 bucks for admission. The shift...

This spearmint rhino I'm afraid to say does not stand up to par with the standards of a SPEARMINT RHINO FRANCHISE. The girls here, you would expect would be prime since its in SB, but its not. You have a cover charge, when you walk in there is a little...

$20 cover, and then drink cost on top of that. Not outrageous, but for the size of the club, and the cool reception received, was not a good start. Had to wait at the door while the dj/doorman.manager got change for a $50 bill for my cover-really? ...

After paying the 20$ cover you walk in a fairly small club. There's a DJ booth right in front of you and a bit to the right is the main stage. There's just one pole and when I was there it was pretty cramped stage.

There...

Made an impromptu stop at this club the other night, after a night of drinking and partying in downtown. Paid a $20 cover to enter, which in hindsight was not worth it, but with this place being the only option in town you have no other option. The vibe was...

The location is walking distance from downtown shops and restaurants. It's pretty small but the atmosphere inside is nice enough. I've been here twice and the dancers were friendly and ranged from average to reasonably attractive. No alcohol, unfortunately, but full nude lap dances are on the menu.

The thing that...

$20 cover, but you can go to their website to get a one time free entry. $5 waters, and no alcohol. Totally nude dances for $40, $20 for topless. They have specials all the time though. Songs are only about 2 1/2 min long, so take...

Decided to check this place out the other night so I hopped on the chop and headed out about 2 hours out of town to see how it is. Well on my way there I could see it from the freeway but at the same time the place seems to...

We went there recently while on a friend's bachelor party, as it is the only major club in Santa Barbara. We got there around 10 pm, and stayed until around 2 am.

The club itself is nothing special; the interior is rather small and older looking. But hey, no one is...

Went there kinda on a whim while in the area. Standard lighting on entering and the DJ at the door wasn't the most friendly but once the girls got going it was worth it. There wasnt much in the way of action considering I went in neer opening. Spent some...

Headed to this location for a bachelor party; this is the only choice for the Santa Barbara area so we headed over. The text special allowed us to get in for free with a $5 drink minimum. It is a cozy club, although a bit small for my taste having...

So I just moved to town with my boyfriend and we wanted to check out the local strip club. We've both worked in the strip club business and we enjoy visiting new clubs and seeing how they compare to what we're used to. Being from the east coast, I had...

Went there on a business trip down in the area. Only club in town so didn't have much of a choice in the matter. There was a cover at the door, but that came with a free lap dance...an interesting concept I hadn't yet run into. The...

Pretty and very friendly dancers. Most were very athletic and had the moves down! My friend was a first timer and the dancers went out of their way to make him feel comfortable (including with two solid lap dances). The crowd was kind of lame, lots of guys sitting around...

This is the only strip club in Santa Barbara so I was disappointed that it wasn't super extraordinary. First of all it is extremely small and there is very limited parking. They charged me 15$ to get in. There were a lot of girls but surprising only about...

Great potential but no girls!! I went a few months back and there was a gorgeous brazilian girl named allura , I spent 5 nudes with her and it was worth every penny!! There were 3 girls and she was the only looked by far! Hope she's there when I...

I was here on June 20th.

By circumstance and boredom I ended up here. I've been to this club once before 6 months ago on a weekday. So this review might be two reviews in one.

The club is located in an industrial neighborhood that's a few blocks from State...

The girls use some exotic names like Venus, Xtasia, Tastia, Columbia etc Do not touch! not like Florida, where touching is encouraged [West Palm Beach]. Small inside, cozy, safe environment along side the 101 freeway in a isolated area..almost a industrial area with many small run down private slumy businesses....