Reviews

The SB Rhino is unusual for SCs. First off, it is small, although not as tiny as anticipated from earlier reviews. It's a couple living-sized rooms in the main area, with rooms sectioned off for…

Wife and I arrived on a Saturday night right at 9pm. Bouncer let us in for free because we were right on the edge when they start charging for cover. The club is crazy dark. Only…

The club is really small, think the size of a dorm room. This is fitting because the girls are college hotties. There is only one stage and a bunch of seating but I can't see…

I walked in at 8pm on a Friday, and I was the only guy there. Bad sign already. They serve NO drinks, and NO food, literally the only thing you can spend money on is…

The club was in the middle of no where really. Strolled in on a weekday afternoon and the place was pretty much dead. Sat by the main stage and a waitress came by…

Small club in a remote corner of downtown Santa Barbara. I do mean it when I say it is small. It doesn't seem like more than 40-50 people would fit here comfortably. It was reasonably…

So I stopped by here after a long break. Just to check things out. Not too much has changed, the club is still, small dark and loud. On the plus side it…

So I was in Goleta, which is next to Santa Barbara and decided to give Spearmint Rhino a try as it was the only choice of club NOT 60-90 min away. Exterior is a…

I would not make a trip from the city to go to this club, don’t get me wrong I liked the club, but ordinary club like the ones in the city. If you’re in or…

I went to the club in a Thursday night. It was easy to find the place since it's the only gentlemen's club in the town. It's close to 101 so driving there is easy and…

This spearmint rhino I'm afraid to say does not stand up to par with the standards of a SPEARMINT RHINO FRANCHISE. The girls here, you would expect would be prime since its in SB, but…

$20 cover, and then drink cost on top of that. Not outrageous, but for the size of the club, and the cool reception received, was not a good start. Had to wait at…

After paying the 20$ cover you walk in a fairly small club. There's a DJ booth right in front of you and a bit to the right is the main stage. There's…

Made an impromptu stop at this club the other night, after a night of drinking and partying in downtown. Paid a $20 cover to enter, which in hindsight was not worth it, but with this…

The location is walking distance from downtown shops and restaurants. It's pretty small but the atmosphere inside is nice enough. I've been here twice and the dancers were friendly and ranged from average to reasonably…

$20 cover, but you can go to their website to get a one time free entry. $5 waters, and no alcohol. Totally nude dances for $40, $20 for topless. They have specials…

Decided to check this place out the other night so I hopped on the chop and headed out about 2 hours out of town to see how it is. Well on my way there I…

We went there recently while on a friend's bachelor party, as it is the only major club in Santa Barbara. We got there around 10 pm, and stayed until around 2 am. The club itself is…

Went there kinda on a whim while in the area. Standard lighting on entering and the DJ at the door wasn't the most friendly but once the girls got going it was worth it. There…

Headed to this location for a bachelor party; this is the only choice for the Santa Barbara area so we headed over. The text special allowed us to get in for free with a $5…

So I just moved to town with my boyfriend and we wanted to check out the local strip club. We've both worked in the strip club business and we enjoy visiting new clubs and seeing…

Went there on a business trip down in the area. Only club in town so didn't have much of a choice in the matter. There was a cover at the door, but that…

Pretty and very friendly dancers. Most were very athletic and had the moves down! My friend was a first timer and the dancers went out of their way to make him feel comfortable (including with…

This is the only strip club in Santa Barbara so I was disappointed that it wasn't super extraordinary. First of all it is extremely small and there is very limited parking. They charged…

Great potential but no girls!! I went a few months back and there was a gorgeous brazilian girl named allura , I spent 5 nudes with her and it was worth every penny!! There were…