Reviews

Wife and I arrived on a Saturday night right at 9pm. Bouncer let us in for free because we were right on the edge when they start charging for cover.

The club is crazy dark. Only…

The club is really small, think the size of a dorm room. This is fitting because the girls are college hotties. There is only one stage and a bunch of seating but I can't see…

I walked in at 8pm on a Friday, and I was the only guy there. Bad sign already. They serve NO drinks, and NO food, literally the only thing you can spend money on is…

The club was in the middle of no where really. Strolled in on a weekday afternoon and the place was pretty much dead. Sat by the main stage and a waitress came by…

Small club in a remote corner of downtown Santa Barbara. I do mean it when I say it is small. It doesn't seem like more than 40-50 people would fit here comfortably. It was reasonably…

So I stopped by here after a long break. Just to check things out. Not too much has changed, the club is still, small dark and loud. On the plus side it…

So I was in Goleta, which is next to Santa Barbara and decided to give Spearmint Rhino a try as it was the only choice of club NOT 60-90 min away. Exterior is a…

I would not make a trip from the city to go to this club, don’t get me wrong I liked the club, but ordinary club like the ones in the city. If you’re in or…

I went to the club in a Thursday night. It was easy to find the place since it's the only gentlemen's club in the town. It's close to 101 so driving there is easy and…

This spearmint rhino I'm afraid to say does not stand up to par with the standards of a SPEARMINT RHINO FRANCHISE. The girls here, you would expect would be prime since its in SB, but…

$20 cover, and then drink cost on top of that. Not outrageous, but for the size of the club, and the cool reception received, was not a good start. Had to wait at…

After paying the 20$ cover you walk in a fairly small club. There's a DJ booth right in front of you and a bit to the right is the main stage. There's…