Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara Reviews

This club has a nice selection of girls in the evening and is really easy to get to from all the downtown bars and attractions. I found their pricing a little different than say Vegas, LA or San Francisco but good contact and very pretty girls made up for it....

This club is small but very accessible right next to the freeway. Safety is not an issue here. Not many girls in the early evening, but a couple were very attractive. The goal is to get you to VIP and the couch dance was pretty restrictive. ...

This club gets dinged often for its high prices and lack of contact, but both issues are greatly exaggerated in my opinion. I visited this Saturday night for buddy's birthday party, which was perhaps my 10th visit in as many years. The club had beautiful girls, as typical....

I went into the club late last night, normally I'm a day shift type of guy but I figured I check out the night shift. I walked in when Margot was on stage, she gave a nice show but wasnt a good example of a hot french women she must...

I visited the SB Rhino, and It has been remodeled about 3 years ago. The stage is smaller than it was before. It is no longer to the right as soon as you walk in. It is now located closer to where the bar use to be. Along...

The Santa Barbara Rhino is pretty small. There is a stage right where you come in. Its just a tiny little stage barely enough room for the girl to dance. The place is pretty well lit so you can see all the pink you want.

Not many girls...

The place was clean and pretty empty on a Tuesday afternoon. There were only three dancers working but they were all pretty hot, maybe 7s by any standards out of the biggest and best cities. Checker out all three in the 15 minutes it took to do 9...

This is a depressing dump that should be avoided at all costs. It's a tiny club with only a few dancers who make it as clear as possible that they would rather be getting a root canal than be dancing here. It's very dark and hard to see anything,...

This was probably like no other Rhino that I have experienced before. The only thing that pretty drew people in was the familarity of seeing "Spearmint Rhino" oustide of the building. Once I walked in, I knew there was a different ju-ju to what I usually experience at other Rhinos.

Don't...

wasn't impressed by reviews but thot I'd check it for myself. Reviews weren't wrong! Worst Rhino I've been to. Club itself is small but nice. Everything else sucks. High entance fee ($15) no bar, only 3 girls, NO touching during private dances, and the...

I visited the Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara recently...Wow. All the women, well except one, were hot. The club is very small. One small stage, two small vip areas, and very little seating. It wasn't very busy the night I went and there were still people standing,...

Once again, the previous reviews for this club are a bit limp, so let me fill you in.

This is a small club, with one stage off to your right as you enter, beyond which is the bar (nonalcohol drinks only). To the left are couches for patrons watching the...

Pricey, pretty small place compared to other places I've been. Girls seem to solicit, then quickly lose attention if you didn't seem as if you were made of gold. Had a few lapdances and watched the main floor and left. Cover was 20 dollars. Full-nudity/no drink...

I was there last Sunday and the place was a bit slow. They had some really good looking girls working there. I spoke to several of the ladies and I was surprised to find out that that some of them were really smart. Several of them had college degrees and...

Like most members of this chain, the place is clean... in all senses of the word. No worries about going here, but nothing spectacular -- no extras, tight survillance -- read: your hands ain't going anywhere. On the other hand, some real beauties here, most are 7 or...

The girls are good looking. Had a lap dance from a very busty, very short girl. It was awesome. Had one gal put her head in my lap and do a headstand --- putting her pussy in my face / my nose in her slit. That...

Visited on a Wednesday night. Ten dancers, mostly blondes, a couple of hispanics, and one asian. One stage in use, the dancers would dance two songs each, one clothed/topless and the other nude. Lap dances were $20 fully clothed, $40 nude. Occasionally, the DJ would run 3 for...