Santa Barbara is spanish for "Barbara Streisand would you plz give me a handjob"

Santa Barbara, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Santa Maria. This is like one of the wealthiest areas in America, Montecito, Goleta, Carpentieria all this stuff out, unreal wealth. Gorgeous area. Club is in a safe spot, plenty of parking either in the lot or on the street shouldn't be an issue. But as always in California read those signs, they are always looking to give out chicken shit tickets, that's how they roll here. You got all these palm trees lined up outside the club, I will never ever get tired of that, looks so damn sharp.

Walk in, cover is $20 or $25, free military. Not a big joint, from the entrance, bathrooms are on the right here, atm is also right there, that way is also where you exit. Right in front is just a few chair and tables, not a big room and one stage, it's a pretty intimate enviorment. Also pretty upscale, most spearmint rhinos are. To the left is the dance area, $30 a song and they sometimes do 2 for 1 everyone now and then, wait for that. $220 for 15 minutes.

Dancers, there a lot of veteran dancers here with too much silicone. It's OD. Age wise 20's through 40's. All races, white, latina, asian, black all there. Nobody fat. Mostly thin to average body types. Overall decent lineup but you'd think with it being in Santa Barbara you'd have maybe a little better on the lineup. It's a spearmint rhino so check roll call looks like for yourself, as Spearmint Rhino posts it for all it's locations on the websites. https://rhinosb.com/roll-call/