Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara
22 E Montecito St Santa Barbara, CA 93101

Late night escapade

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Sep 12, 2025, 11:12 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Late night on a Saturday. Place was packed. It’s a very small club (one stage, sort of feels like a small jazz club) but I think that adds to the allure. There were at least 10 girls rotating, probably close to 15. For a small club like that it was a great amount. This was one of the better strip club experiences and definitely my best experience at this location that I’ve had.

 

I got a lap dance early from a tallllll chick. Over 6 feet. Fake tits but they were great. Did 3 songs with her and kissed her body a bit. She was OK with that but I could tell didn’t love it so I kinda stopped. It was all good, but she had some rules.

 

Later that night just before closing, this hot french black chick was on the prowl. She came up to me, sat in my lap, and immediately started to rub me up. Mind you this was in the public area, so I figured what the hell let’s get a lap dance and see what happens. Once we’re back there and the curtains closed, she takes her top off and starts making out. One of the sexiest lap dances I ever got. My only regret is not just splurging for the full VIP private area, although all their lap dances have curtains so nothing is too public. Damn, I wish I could go back.

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